Disgusting savages; list them ALL itt

Linked to this - people who huff and hmf.

Other side of that coin - people who deliberately pause before getting out the way, etc. I had a pal like that, would not do anyone a favour, no matter how small, without making the asker wait just on principle ('could you pass the salt?' 'give me two minutes'). It actually takes a while for that to become annoying, but my word does it drive you mad when you realise what he was up to.

It actually takes a while for that to become annoying, but my word does it drive you mad when you realise what he was up to.

This process contains worlds of pain. Not exactly savagery, but I've got a friend who WILL insert 'y'know' between almost every other word. Weirdly not noticeable at first - once you've noticed tho...

Wait wait wait but what about British deployments of 'excuse me' to mean 'excyoooze YOU' and 'sorry' to imply 'you should be, get your filthy self out of my way'.

ah now in fairness they're actually great!

I'm always bloody apologising, not in a passive aggressive way, just automatically. Really annoying. Used to bug the hell out of a Scottish friend of mine - 'What the f' are you apologising for? Stop f'ing apologising!'

'Sorry'

the correct retort is a friendly headbutt i believe

Correct.

1) people who wear UGGS
1a) people who wear UGGS in the SNOW

Seriously? It bothers me much more to see them worn in the middle of 100 degree July.

wearing ugg boots in the snow without waterproofing them = savage

the callous sophisticates laughed at judy's wet ugg boots.

People who stand in the left-hand channel of London Underground escalators, particularly when they are in charge of a small, wheelable piece of 'carry-on luggage'.

escalators often provide a shocking insight into just how lazy and/or oblivious some able-bodied people are.

People who are in charge of a small, wheelable piece of 'carry-on luggage'

People who take small, wheelable pieces of 'carry-on luggage' to and from work.

from way above re: smokers. ppl who think your discarded butt in the trash can or in the gas station parking lot is going to cause a fire probably wouldn't be able to light one themselves.

you can stop worrying unless it's 95 and windy in pomona

i mean the real answer is probably "everyone but yourself"

otm

i keep thinking of all the times my mom had to scold me as a child to not do shit like belch in public and how ironic it is as an adult i have to patiently explain to her that civilized people don't talk on their cellphones at a table in a restaurant,

imo the most disgusting savages are people who think too much about what constitutes disgusting savagery

Moms and the way they use technology in the 21st Century is a whole world of AAAAAAAAARGH.

wasn't meant to sound snotty, just more of a "i get annoyed sometimes too but u shouldn't get too annoyed u know?" sentiment xpost

yet here you are

^^^ new board motto???

Amazing that we've made it this far without mentioning YELPers. So, YELPers.

People who seat themselves in restaurants and then get all bitchy that no one is waiting on them, that the table they're sitting at is still dirty and has no silverware, etc. etc.

Protesters

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Disgusting Sausages

I guess people who put ketchup on sausages, but I've never heard a good reason why you're not supposed to do this. If you're allowed to put ketchup on eggs, why not sausages?

I've never heard anyone suggest you're not supposed to do this. In fact sausages are the only thing I put ketchup on.

people who try to pick a fight where there's no fight to be picked

People who leave smashed pint glasses/bottles in the road thus resulting in unsuspecting cyclists, commuting to work in the early morning gloom, cheerfully looking forward to the treat of deserted 6am Sunday streets, getting punctures, resulting in a pleasant one-hour bike ride becoming a two-hour tussle with three night buses...

are disgusting savages imo.

Although people who aren't carrying a puncture repair kit/spare tyre for these sort of things are a bit stupid too I guess.

People who staple envelopes shut, because obviously no-one will be putting their hands in there afterwards.

People who order a whole huge pile of complicated, substitution-riddled stuff, and then don't tip because it was a to-go order, are disgusting savages.

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People who staple envelopes shut, because obviously no-one will be putting their hands in there afterwards.

Seriously. Library people are especially bad about this, because they are too cheap to pay for tape to seal bigger envelopes with. I hate them all.

Ha, guess where I work..

Jiffy Lube?

People who order a whole huge pile of complicated, substitution-riddled stuff, and then don't tip because it was a to-go order, are disgusting savages.

the third comma in this sentence, is my favorite comma of all time

people who can't stop clicking their fucking clicky pens all fucking day and don't ever actually write anything: disgusting savages the lot of them

people who cycle on the pavement

if by pavement you mean sidewalk - I'm totally with you on that

hate that..it's so rude.

people who stop walking at the top or bottom of the escalators in the ldn underground. wtf are they doing? "i'll stop walking now i am no longer walking up a set of stairs and it's easier to walk"

A friend of mine works at a famous SF sausage joint and one Sunday I went to get a sauasage there on a lovely day. It was very, very busy and she took my order and told me to come back in 20. When I did, she was finishing a 20 sausage order two couples had made amounting to about 25 sausages and when they paid her finally and made to leave w/o tip she loudly asked them if really they intended to stiff her after all that work. They were booed so loudly that one of the dudes came back in a paid her a still lame tip. Thoroughly heartless and disgusting savages.

if by pavement you mean sidewalk

by cycle i meant "write long, adulatory, nostalgic articles, and use the definite article for bands inappropriately"

really looking forward to sidewalk's ATP this year

if by pavement you mean the streets, I'm not totally with you on that