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You can rhyme "blow out the candles" with "my life is in shambles". Although I just looked it up and apparently "shambles" means "abattoir" or "slaughterhouse". Who knew?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:28 (twenty years ago)

• Mission of Burma
• Ted Leo/Pharmacists
• Mountain Goats
• The National
• Jens Lekman
• Hot Machines

Boy, PFM better line up some acts I'm actually excited about seeing...

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:28 (twenty years ago)

I think I'm living next to a woman named L0gan Slaught3r. How hardcore is that?

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:28 (twenty years ago)

They scarf it at Four Seasons
They munch it at the Drake
You never need good reasons
For serving up some cake

CAKE!
CAAAAAAAKE!!!
(cake cake)
CAAAAAAAKE!!!

― unclejessjess (unclejessjess), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:29 (twenty years ago)

xpost - Yeah, that lineup doesn't interest me much either.

― The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:29 (twenty years ago)

I am going to write a song about strigils now.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:29 (twenty years ago)

You can give it your you mother on her day or birth
You can have it all the time, it always brings the mirth
It's CAKE!
(yeah yeah yeah)
Fuckin' CAKE!
(aw hell yeah)

― Shiny Maroon (kenan), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:29 (twenty years ago)

(You need some swear words in there, so you know it rocks.)

― Shiny Maroon (kenan), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:31 (twenty years ago)

Really, now I'm going to the Jim.

― unclejessjess (unclejessjess), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:31 (twenty years ago)

Cake all up in your motherfuckin grill
Your stomach it'll fill
Sugar, eggs, flour and milk
Too much icing makes you ill

BOYEEEEE

xpost: added swear

― Steely Df'nM (OutDatWay), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:32 (twenty years ago)

Jesse, did you just shower BEFORE going to the gym?

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:32 (twenty years ago)

After much thought and Internet research, I have determined that the source of my confusion is that Jale had an album called Dream Cake.

The nineties were a pretty fertile time for cake-oriented bands: Cake, Cake Like, The Sea and Cake, Orange Cake Mix.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:33 (twenty years ago)

You know, those were different times.

― Shiny Maroon (kenan), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:34 (twenty years ago)

I'll be angelfood cake,
Light and airy and fluffy and sweet,
Yes, I'll be angelfood cake,
If you'll be the one who eats me.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:34 (twenty years ago)

All the poets, they studies rules of Cake!

― Shiny Maroon (kenan), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:34 (twenty years ago)

I don't really approve of Jesse going to the Jim.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:35 (twenty years ago)

Jim's no good for him.

― Shiny Maroon (kenan), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:35 (twenty years ago)

Jim will only hurt him.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:36 (twenty years ago)

Yes, Jordan, I did shower before the gym. I often do that. I don't know why, but I guess 2 reasons: a shower really is a motivator for me. If I leave the house without a shower I don't feel like I'm really doing things for real. 2nd reason, because I don't like carrying crap to the gym for showering, so I take the real shower here and then rinse off there. If I don't do it there then I won't do it at all.

Also, I changed my mind. I'm going to the gym at 5.15 when the cruel abs teacher will be doing her class.

― unclejessjess (unclejessjess), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:36 (twenty years ago)

I'm talkin' bout some good yellow cake with chocolate frosting.

Otto, that's cool. I'll probably come to the 31st show.
I saw HM were playing the festival because I'm a myspace music troll.

― Sarah Madkitten McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:37 (twenty years ago)

Does anyone want to go to see Belle & Sebastian with me FOR FREE on Friday night?

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:37 (twenty years ago)

God, no.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:38 (twenty years ago)

She teaches "cruel abs"? Those sound... awesome.

― Shiny Maroon (kenan), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:38 (twenty years ago)

xpost from a little while ago: I was all set to add "Mother fucking CAAAAKE!" As a lyric, but I forgot. I don't think I need to mention that this song about cakes in hotels is to be sung in a black metal cookie monster voice.

― unclejessjess (unclejessjess), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:38 (twenty years ago)

I do, John! I do!

― Shiny Maroon (kenan), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:39 (twenty years ago)

I saw HM were playing the festival because I'm a myspace music troll.

i saw matt last night and meant to give him shit about it but he was giving me free beers so i held my tongue.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:39 (twenty years ago)

I wasn't talking to you, Chris.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:39 (twenty years ago)

to be sung in a black metal cookie monster voice

I don't think the FFs have a quadruple bass, though. That will hinder the blackness of the whole affair.

― Shiny Maroon (kenan), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:40 (twenty years ago)

I think I'm going to wander away from the computer, find some coffee, and then feen for the computer, which someone else will have taken while I was gone. Damn you, whoever will sit here next!

xpost I wasn't talking to you neither, Jaoyhmnc the Houyhnhnm!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:40 (twenty years ago)

The ab lady is a refugee from New Orleans and she works us like fucking slaves on a Louisiana plantation run by the Marquis de Sade. After that I go to her "Tread Train" class. Now if you think that Spin is tough, try this shit. I nearly throw up each time and my heart rate goes to 175 and I hate myself and her and all of you while I'm doing it.

― unclejessjess (unclejessjess), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:40 (twenty years ago)

Cruella De Abs

― Steely Df'nM (OutDatWay), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:41 (twenty years ago)

You can rhyme "blow out the candles" with "my life is in shambles". Although I just looked it up and apparently "shambles" means "abattoir" or "slaughterhouse".

Suddenly "Babyshambles" seems a lot more......core.

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:42 (twenty years ago)

Does anyone want to go to see Belle & Sebastian with me FOR FREE on Friday night?
OMG I totally want to!! But I can't. I have student debates to moderate the next morning. Remember 6:45am?

― The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:42 (twenty years ago)

rather, if you think Spin is EASY, try this class. Or if you think spin is hard, then do not try this class. Or if you have a history of heart conditions, CFS or leg amputation consult a physician before engaging in Tread Train. Pregnant women and women of child bearing age should not handle Tread Train due to risks of specific birth defects.

― unclejessjess (unclejessjess), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:44 (twenty years ago)

I'm excited to see most of the 6 bands announced. I also just like hanging out outside for a couple of days in the summer. Yeah, john posted this up there. Anyone else going?

― Jeff. (Jeff), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:44 (twenty years ago)

I mean, I'm still gonna go. But I wanna be excited!!

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:46 (twenty years ago)

specific birth defects http://www.rdfrights.com/catalogue/images/2538.jpg

― Shiny Maroon (kenan), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:47 (twenty years ago)

That's where I first met you guys last year. I was nervous.

― The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:47 (twenty years ago)

The lineup for |tonation changed like 90 times, right? I'm sure they'll get some more acts together. As it stands, I'd like to see MoB, and I could stand to see Mtn. G0ats again. But yeah, not quite exciting yet.

― Steely Df'nM (OutDatWay), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:48 (twenty years ago)

Ew, that guys looks like he has snakes in his biceps.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:49 (twenty years ago)

That's the Man Whose Arms Exploded!

― Shiny Maroon (kenan), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:50 (twenty years ago)

Are you guys talking about Intonation? I want to go. Sign me up. Who's announced so far? ps- that guys is cute.

― unclejessjess (unclejessjess), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:51 (twenty years ago)

Oh btw -- Kenan, the B&S ticket is yours unless someone else really, really wants to go, and then you will have to fight. I had actually considered posting something on Craigslist to see if any cute indie girls wanted to come as my date.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:51 (twenty years ago)

if i could go, see the band i want to see, then leave for the other 90% of bands i have no interest in seeing and come back for mission of burma that would be awesome. oh and if volcano suns are playing like i heard a rumor that they are i'm fucking there at the cracker dawn.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:51 (twenty years ago)

On the show on TLC about that guy, they kept showing the clip over and over again of him pumping up his bicep and blood beginning to trickle down his arm. It was the opposite of cute.

― Shiny Maroon (kenan), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:52 (twenty years ago)

I need to see that.

― Steely Df'nM (OutDatWay), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:54 (twenty years ago)

What? Blood from what???

― unclejessjess (unclejessjess), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:54 (twenty years ago)

So I got my coffee and I wandered around and nothing is happening so I sat back down. Actually I sat back down at the computer because there is this insanely cute boy reading poetry and I am trying to avoid staring at him. I hate cute boys.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:54 (twenty years ago)

What? Blood from what??? His arm! His bicep that he had been directly injecting steriods into! It was horrible. That poor idiot's arms exploded.

― Shiny Maroon (kenan), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:56 (twenty years ago)

I am going to spend the next twenty-five minutes thinking about how much I hate hot people unless someone comes up with a more enticing topic.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:57 (twenty years ago)

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