Just when you thought it was safe - OK CUPID PART 3: The Return of the WOO!

btw I didn't mention this last night but my first match was this kind of gross expat who I've met before so I immediately disabled my account lest she see that I am a good match for her

I should answer questions pretendin to be a mad hat conservative, or a fundie

...kinda depressing since all my good matches lived overseas
― sonderangerbot, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 14:58

I just came back to comment along very similar lines. So far my global matches are generally (though not entirely) a lot more appealing than my local ones, which is a shame.

Wonder if I should move to Redwood, California for a pretty 95%'er...

I think I"m gonna get a beer with this chick Bianca tomorrow night?

Upside: classic chic, plus she'll be easy to spot in the bar.
Downside: propensity for multiple births could be inconvenient.

http://media.bigoo.ws/content/gif/disney/disney_481.gif

I think I"m gonna get a beer with this chick Bianca tomorrow night?

^^answers your question

:)

She has strong opinions about pizza, which imo is an indicator of good values.

bianca

she told me her parents were going to name her ian if she was a boy.

okay I'm back on this, answering more questions. :->

i received a message from a str8 male this morning \(°—°)/

she told me her parents were going to name her ian if she was a boy.

<3 at first O_o

i received a message from a str8 male this morning \(°—°)/

― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Tuesday, February 23, 2010 5:18 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark

was it Lo15 J4gg3r? i got one of those.

straight male lois j@gg3r

guys you're really overdoing this % match business. it's a handy broad sorting mechanism (for verification, look at your worst matches some time!) but beyond that, there's just no telling. you can fizzle with a 95 and spark with a 75.

ha, no it was from someone sending me a joke (i asked for jokes on my profile). no idea how/why i got messaged (ilxor???), but w/e

sounds like a dude was fulfilling a request and u acted like a bigoted homophobe, basically, u are worthless

*shoots self with arrow*

not so homophobic after all, heh, heh

date for tomorrow is confirmed w/ time & location btw guys.

Woo! Go ian!

I think there are only 50 people total on OKC in my neck of the woods. ;_; stop giving me the same people damnit

new round of quiver matches today is some bs imo

whoo have fun ian!

LOL ian you + me are 90% and 90% match now haha.

I want to know what the determiners are for the "enemy" rating! That one has me curious, is it having opposite answers on mandatory 's maybe.

it's a handy broad sorting mechanism

snigger

yes, a+

snigger

well that's a twist i didn't see coming

*snort*

Well, it wasn't horrible, but there was no chemistry & i don't think I'd want to spend any more time hanging out this this particular lady.

good 4 u for trying though

you miss 100% of the shots you don't take

That's deep, man.

I'm trying to summon up the energy/daring to initiate a conversation.

you miss 100% of the shots you don't take

That's deep, man.

*snort*

someone picked you quickmatch! is always guaranteed to be the ogre in the bunch, smh

Blake quotes formed the basis of my first message. Plunge taken. There will be no stopping me now. Perhaps.

Thanks for the encouragement dyao, and the motto.

ima be a hater and say I despise that 100% shots etc. take - you know, the "i regret all the choices i didn't make and none of the choices I did" malarkey - as if there aren't lots of people out there who have made more bad/unfortunate decisions that had terrible results over the good ones in their life

not that i mean to discourage anyone here from doing OKC or trying to get their shit on or whatever, just that platitude irks me. also i realize it was a joke lololol

trying is the first step towards failure

ima be a hater and say I despise that 100% shots etc. take

It's true, though, dude. If you just sit back and hope that everything is gonna work out without taking a chance on stuff that might not work out, you're probably gonna be sittin' back and hoping for a mighty long time. Taking a shot certainly isn't insurance against failure, but it sure as hell increases your chance for success.

yeah the quote isn't "you make 100% of the shots you do take" - but surely Nhex is right that some active decisions are worth regretting, i.e. attacking your next door neighbor with a mattock

adopting a chimpanzee as a child

aw that can work out though.. just listen to this - http://blogs.wnyc.org/radiolab/2010/02/19/lucy/

so taking the plunge on okcupid is like adopting a chimpanzee...either it can work out in a heartwarming way or you can end up on the floor blinded by your half torn off face getting your balls eaten viciously by a primate

"or"

^^

well played