I have Black Dynamite out right now, btw.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Monday, February 22, 2010 6:49 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Joannon HOOM (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 00:00 (sixteen years ago)
its like some sort of poop olympics in here
― RAYBAN L01US J@gg3r (jjjusten), Friday, February 26, 2010 8:03 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
― Man or Austro-Hungarian? (Pillbox), Saturday, 27 February 2010 01:07 (sixteen years ago)
not sure if that will actually help, but that was my mum's cure the last time i got bone stuck in my throat
― just1n3,
― FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 06:14 (sixteen years ago)
sounds like u oughta revirginize that bitch
― 69, Friday, 12 March 2010 17:48
― henri grenouille (Frogman Henry), Friday, 12 March 2010 18:09 (sixteen years ago)
def. prefer a long noodle to rotinis and little ears and macaronis and whatnot
― millions now zinging will never lol (WmC), Wednesday, April 7, 2010 11:15 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
― armando white (dyao), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 03:16 (sixteen years ago)
Gag me with a poon.
― Eyjafjallalalalalatrolololol (Trayce), Friday, 7 May 2010 11:56 (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― hell and the handbaskets (electricsound), Friday, 7 May 2010 02:14 (sixteen years ago)
friends of mine have been running into hermione around town (she's going to brown u)
― (e_3) (Edward III), Tuesday, May 11, 2010 11:20 AM (3 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 16:21 (sixteen years ago)
loooool
― Greatest contributor: (history mayne), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 16:22 (sixteen years ago)
What does IANAL mean?― The New Dirty Vicar, Tuesday, May 18, 2010 12:33 PM
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 19:24 (sixteen years ago)
Oh man, i've gotten nailed so many times.
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, May 25, 2010 7:47 PM (2 hours ago)
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 22:12 (sixteen years ago)
touche
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 22:42 (sixteen years ago)
i keep wanting to say vulvas!
― not_goodwin, Saturday, 12 June 2010 20:03 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Beware, I Hongro! (onimo), Saturday, 12 June 2010 19:04 (sixteen years ago)
omg Kate's Dildo pic!
<3
― what it feels like for a goon (The Reverend), Sunday, June 6, 2010 2:06 AM (2 weeks ago)
― k3vin k., Monday, 21 June 2010 03:07 (fifteen years ago)
What the hell is that pink thing?
― Cooper Temple Paws (NickB), Tuesday, July 6, 2010 9:15 AM
― Love and Arugula (Trayce), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 00:05 (fifteen years ago)
I still laugh at "she's going to brown u" whenever I think of it. It sounds so filthy.
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 15:14 (fifteen years ago)
LOL @ things spontaneously combusting in my vag.
xpost
― peacocks, Monday, July 19, 2010 4:10 PM (21 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― crispy hexagon sun (crüt), Monday, 19 July 2010 20:10 (fifteen years ago)
Quoted in context it kind of reads the same way.
― bamcquern, Monday, 19 July 2010 20:19 (fifteen years ago)
may i come and 'tweak it'
― john foxx underpants - pack of 3 (haitch), Thursday, 2 September 2010 11:54 (1 minute ago)
― the mandelbrot cassette (electricsound), Thursday, 2 September 2010 01:56 (fifteen years ago)
blows dong
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, September 8, 2010 2:16 AM Bookmark
― rock n roll individual (The Reverend), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 09:19 (fifteen years ago)
But the huge rider is that I haven't had enough PCP experience here to know whether that holds true more generally. [...]
― ljubljana, Thursday, September 23, 2010 7:36 AM
― bang (HI DERE), Thursday, 23 September 2010 13:50 (fifteen years ago)
I used to have a cat. It died, and I suddenly felt great.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 12:03 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― ledge, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 12:06 (fifteen years ago)
Word to this. They're not always that flavorful at the very bottom of the stalk, but the part right under the head is excellent.
― jaymc, Friday, November 12, 2010 12:54 PM (18 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Dis-moi ce que tu manges, je te dirai ce que tu es. (Michael White), Friday, 12 November 2010 20:56 (fifteen years ago)
At this point, he's forgotten to pulls his pants down before sitting on the toilet.― Miss Garrote (Eric H.), Wednesday, December 1, 2010 9:14 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
he wdn't be alone. xp― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, December 1, 2010 9:16 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Miss Garrote (Eric H.), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 16:24 (fifteen years ago)
The last person I did is out, and has resumed his (non-criminal) career.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 18:35 (Yesterday)
― smexy fishy hawt joey martin (acoleuthic), Thursday, 23 December 2010 17:49 (fifteen years ago)
ws mom tbh
― goole, Monday, January 3, 2011 4:18 PM Bookmark
― pomp la familia (Hurting 2), Monday, 3 January 2011 21:18 (fifteen years ago)
when i did girls aloud my colleagues kept trying to accidentally walk in on it :(
― lex diamonds (lex pretend), Wednesday, January 19, 2011 11:10 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark
― post-rock was most definitely the future of post-rock (Edward III), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 16:16 (fifteen years ago)
lololol
― *gets the power* (deej), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 16:16 (fifteen years ago)
*tits
― one day you're here...and then you're banned (San Te), Saturday, January 29, 2011 8:10 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
― beer, beer, beer (Pillbox), Sunday, 30 January 2011 01:13 (fifteen years ago)
Guido continues to be pretty good. Not as instantly 'fuck me' as Jazmine or Flying Lotus but
― acoleuthic, Wednesday, February 2, 2011 12:26 PM (21 seconds ago)
― Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 18:27 (fifteen years ago)
Still can't do the long thin ones without giving myself a brain haemorrhage tbh.
― seminal fuiud (NickB), Thursday, February 10, 2011 7:54 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Evan, Friday, 11 February 2011 06:53 (fifteen years ago)
just trying to share my boners, out of love for my fellow man
― basically just a 2/47 freak out (sic), Monday, 14 February 2011 21:55 (Yesterday)
― miss pansy twist (electricsound), Monday, 14 February 2011 21:32 (fifteen years ago)
feel like some vietnamese takeaway then trayce
― miss pansy twist (electricsound), Monday, February 14, 2011 9:03 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark
― estela, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 13:35 (fifteen years ago)
I didn't get any at work today and was more than fine with that.
― beau jest faux-verdrive (San Te), Monday, February 14, 2011 5:40 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― DJP, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 18:50 (fifteen years ago)
hahahahahahahaha
― pon de river, pon deez nuts (San Te), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 04:23 (fifteen years ago)
guys naughty bear is on clearance at my local target - do i do this to myself?
― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Friday, 25 February 2011 04:28 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― egregious fannydangling (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 24 February 2011 21:36 (fifteen years ago)
A+ would lol again
― Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Thursday, 24 February 2011 21:38 (fifteen years ago)
kinda hate myself when i think that i'm prolly as excited to see bieber go thru puberty than i would for any of my kids (if they existed)
― kelpolaris, Saturday, February 26, 2011 8:38 PM (3 hours ago)
― Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Sunday, 27 February 2011 05:48 (fifteen years ago)
That was kinda weird in context lol
― hapshash jar tempo (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 27 February 2011 06:15 (fifteen years ago)
nothing like some underwear shots to break in the new work phone
― goole, maandag 28 februari 2011 18:05 (16 minutes ago) Bookmark
― La descente infernale (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 28 February 2011 17:24 (fifteen years ago)
"That mole looks familiar even here in Belgium"
― dell (del), Monday, 28 February 2011 18:50 (fifteen years ago)
ok here's a good q
open mouth and tongue out or cupped hands?
Only one of these is right btw. Choose wisely.
― ENBB, Friday, March 18, 2011 3:10 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Friday, 18 March 2011 19:11 (fifteen years ago)
I KNEW IT.
― ENBB, Friday, 18 March 2011 19:12 (fifteen years ago)
this thread + you = it had to be
hahaha
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Friday, 18 March 2011 19:15 (fifteen years ago)
former, obv
― I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Friday, 18 March 2011 19:17 (fifteen years ago)
that whole thread is giving me insane roffles
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Friday, 18 March 2011 19:18 (fifteen years ago)
nly ever done it cupped hands (main hand under the non-main hand)
― An adult guest rapper (donna rouge), Friday, March 18, 2011 3:15 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
my next-door neighbor had this technique where he would accept it in cupped hands, and then instead of bringing a hand up to his mouth he would, like, eat out of his hands like it was a makeshift trough. sort of weird...
― dell (del), Friday, March 18, 2011 3:17 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark
― Ian Curtis danced like a tortured chicken DO U SEE (Phil D.), Friday, 18 March 2011 19:30 (fifteen years ago)
yeah the painful thing is that in many ways we went in too hastily and in many other ways we went in too slowly
and in some ways we went in juuuuuuuuuuust right (maybe)
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, March 22, 2011 2:18 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 18:21 (fifteen years ago)
dark brown veiny mexican cock
― ENBB, Tuesday, March 22, 2011 12:11 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark
― Grotjahn in the Moma (Pillbox), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 18:43 (fifteen years ago)
Music is better than everything
― maher shalal smash paz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, March 23, 2011 12:07 AM (Yesterday)
I'd rather fuck, tbh.
― Call on me (Spinspin Sugah), Wednesday, March 23, 2011 1:01 AM (Yesterday)
― ilxor you've listened to one odd future album once (ilxor), Thursday, 24 March 2011 16:23 (fifteen years ago)