Just when you thought it was safe - OK CUPID PART 3: The Return of the WOO!

omg i forgot about the stuffed animal photo! jfc.

I know it is uncool to harp on abt something from 60 posts ago and of course it is pretty obvious that older women are out of luck in the dating pool, but I am still surprised that the messages-on-OKC peak is as early as 21 - OK, we have only just deemed you adult enough to drink but it is all downhill already, now you are old and should just find the nearest ice floe tbh

(OKC stats page, v. interesting though it was, and chatroulette thread kind of bumming me out about possibility of basic human interaction in a hypermediated and hypersexualised world that shows every sign of worsening or whatever that old ILX meme was, but oh well, just sleep-deprived Monday crankiness really)

wow an ilx approved dating service?? I gotta try this

these 'tell me about yourself' questions are worse than cover letters

O_o the fourth match on my list is named 'opengoal'

fifth match is ready2bone

This lady I know who moved here to New Mexico from Ohio complains alla time abt how there's no Chipotle here. We have all the best & cheapest Mexican food in the entire world here. Like we were both eating these amazing giant $2 chile relleno burritos and she was all, "They're good, but they're no Chipotle." wtf??

lady likes her fuckin chipotle whatcha gon do

revoke her new mexican driver's license imo

gbx has the right spirit

fwiw I have never eaten the food of Chipotle the restaurant, but it used to be owned by McDonald's, there's now way it's better than the food here.

This same lady also gets revolted if anyone like lower than 90% compatibility looks at her Ok Cupid profile. "A guy with 82% compatibility emailed me to go to coffee! What the fuck was he thinking?" I've never used OK the Cupid, but this seems a little unreasonable to me, esp. considering as an atheist who apparently hates actual Mexican food you are probably gonna have a hard time finding anyone down here if you act like that.

srsly living in new mexico and preferring chipotle might actually be worse than going to france on vacation and just eating McD's the whole time. like, it's one thing to be a tourist in a country that might have new and unfamiliar food. it's just a whole different level of moronic to MOVE to one of the few places in america that can legitimately lay claim to both a) it's own indigenous cuisine (new mexican /= mexican) AND b) also just be teeming with all the spots that chipotle's trying to emulate.

it also aggravates me because i want to live in new mexico and this broad is sucking up all the air

Ha! She's the only one I know who's like that fwiw, plenty of great Organ Mountains air to go around.

pining for chipotle in NM is pretty fucking dum imo but: ohio

you people

i'm so so glad that the only chain restaurant i've been to in the past years of living in CA is In'n'Out. well, and that one time on the road when i was gonna die if i didn't eat and all there was was Subway.

never eaten at a panera, chipotle, or anything else like that, and i really do sympathize with people who've only eaten at those spots...

also, yes, stereotype city, but i'd say that guy guys do tend to meet more people than straight guys.

all i know abt chipotle is that it gives you bloodstains in ur underpants

lol

I know it is uncool to harp on abt something from 60 posts ago and of course it is pretty obvious that older women are out of luck in the dating pool, but I am still surprised that the messages-on-OKC peak is as early as 21 - OK, we have only just deemed you adult enough to drink but it is all downhill already, now you are old and should just find the nearest ice floe tbh

tbh both of the women I messaged on Ok Cupid were 5-7 years older than me (my typical dating range) and I really doubt they're gonna reply partially because I am 25 and probably perceived as immature or somesuch.

chipotles pretty good.

^^^ dead to me.

morbs if you haven't eaten pinto beans and green chile out of a sopaipilla plz step back

today all of my matches are really into Shark Week??

what do you think about shark week?

i think it's alright but overrated, and i don't have cable so maybe i'm just jealous.

yeah it's a little played out but some of the stuff is pretty sweet if you actually sit down and watch it.

"really into shark week" = "really into biting yr dick off"

http://www.gla.ac.uk/marinestation/research/bask-shark/shark_gape_450.jpg

i'd hit it.

Ian I'd totally go on a date with you if only I was not already taken sorry :/

i don't do long distance anyway trayce no worries.

p.s. a cuet girl with a reasonably high match percentage e-mailed me. do i try to arrange daet?

thundercats are go imo

okay, her message only said: "We can talk about gene clark. or ebay. but i'd rather talk about gene clark." We're 86% matched & i think she's cute. i e-mailed her back to say "I wish there were more to say about Gene Clark, beyond that he rules. We could talk about where to get a drink?"

we'll see

god i'm so desperate o_O

no!

no??? anyway, she e-mailed me back asking where i live, etc. she likes the dillard & clark albums the best. she sez her horoscope predicted february to be awesome? too much to live up to?

btw i spent the last two hours with the woman i had a fling with; first time we hung in a month and it was intense.

no i meant go for it, dummy

i am a dummy when it comes to this kind of thing, no kidding.

come on all the cool kids are emailing her you should too

lol

she older or younger

1 year older.

most of the women who viewed my profile are fashion design students?1/1/ which is totally DNW.

go on dates imo, and lots of 'em

Nix the desperation vibe tho mang! Play it cooool =) You'll be orright x

tbh i think i'm gonna delete my profile. this whole thing makes me feel pathetic.

i mean i guess if you don't want to meet women that would be the thing to do....