Just when you thought it was safe - OK CUPID PART 3: The Return of the WOO!

it is possible ian that those nursing students and marathon runners might actually get along with you

tbh a few of them seemed totally alright!

these questions are worded so strangely.

"When is suicide ok?"
-Always

"How important is it that a partner be capable of intelligent intercourse?"

....

Haha maybe that one is meant to trick people who aren't smart enough to get past "hur hur hur! Intercourse!"

i pretty much mark every q as 'doesn't matter' unless its a thinly veiled are you a conservative douchebag?

these questions are worded so strangely.

"When is suicide ok?"
-Always

― Joint Custody (ian), Sunday, February 21, 2010 7:01 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

guilty lols

and be thankful you are in the nyc b/c the pickings elsewhere will make you want to neuter yourself

god i'm sure o_o

i'm having better luck by just looking @ girls who like gene clark & kate bush fyi. lotsa hot librarians on this site!

2 hot chicks who like harry crews.

just got a message from a girl named bacon_and_beer.

feel like maybe it is less important to "have things in common" with a potential boning partner than it is that they are "not an asshole/dbag"

oh, i think i covered a lot of bases answering questions about religion & politics & values.

i think i got off of this because when it comes down to it, most of the gayz in the bay area who are on this are either:
- closeted or semi-closeted super-professional asians, which is cool, just not really the sort of thing i'm into
- berkeley students who work too hard and never come out on the scene and blame the scene rather than themselves
- insane dudes who want to rape yr ass

i can do better irl, thankz.

do you think that gay guys are more likely to be in a relationship (casual or anything) than straight guys?

Gay people just seem so much more outgoing (I'm sorry if I'm stereotyping). I feel like it is easier for them to get in any kind of relationship than straight guys

I just had a gay guy hit on me from facebook and I've become so disconnected with real life that I was like "what the hell, we can be friends mr. random stranger that lives far far away from me - but no I'm not going to call you but thankyou for saying Im handsome". I haven't heard that in years because I'm so damn picky with girls and I don't get out much (Ive been on okcupid several times in the past 5 months but only e-mailed 3 girls). Plus I don't have much self confidence these days.

maybe the gay guys are attracted to my stuffed animal pictures

lol

I'm a god damn straight teddy bear, boy next door, dude

stop

Here's my profile. (removed by user request) Say anything or nothing. I dont care anymore. I finally go the courage to complain about being a single loser. It feels good to admit it. I'm only human. And yet I still am a picky ass mofo because none of these girls on these dating sites interests me and I don't go out much. Let them say what they want about me. It feels good to finally speak my mind

I sent a message to a girl cuz we are 91% matched and she mentioned one of my fave restaurants in her profile. chances of her writing me back? i'm guessing... 10%.

I just logged into my profile for the first time in like 18 months and found this in my inbox "You have a charming smile, whats the secrete?"

I secrete, now? :|

Also I'm not sure how I have a "truly charming smile" when I am completely 100% not smiling in the ridic photo I put up.

Hhahah my ex comes up as a top 5 match for me.

Bless ye, nicholas.

i just got a msg that said "you're picture is ridiculous :)"

a) waht
b) "you're picture" i mean C'MON
c) :)

i just messaged another girl whose profile said she was willing to look up journal articles for ppl. 92% match.

(gettin drunk btw.)

exercise caution

throw it to the wind imo

i DID ask that woman to look up a journal article for me about the history of the song "I Am A Man of Constant Sorrow" as background for teh article on Emry Arthur I am researching. <3 librarians.

Does it tell you what match you are with a person if you look 'em up directly? Curious to see what % I am with u, Ian haha :)

no idea. how do you search for ppl directly? can you use e-mail or something creepy like that??

ian u r not a tough man to find

Dunno, i'm listed as "trayceee" if that helps any.

if you know their username - www.okcupid.com/profile/(username)

ian u r not a tough man to find

― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Monday, February 22, 2010 6:02 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

lol!

trayce, we are an 87& match!

% too.

Hah, not too shabby!

it's nice seeing people loosened up around here

My profile has said "I'm taken and not looking I'm only here for the quizzes" for 87676r564e years and I still regularly get pinged by guys :/

Yes thats right you heard me, R E YEARS.

braggin.

like, okay, this girl seems cool & all but then i get a big wtf like--

Food? I love Panera Bread. Oh, and Chipotle.

now i'm getting paired up with girls who are into zombie apocalypse shit.

ian and i are 93% bros

xp swear like half the profiles for ladies under 26 or so in mpls have ZOMBIE PUB CRAWL pix

whats wrong with panera bread and chipolte?