The Dan Lacey Bandwidth-Abuse Thread

http://www.faithmouse.com/barack_white_house.jpg

Paintings for sale-

http://www.faithmouse.com/bobby_jindal.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/rio_rita_michelle_large.jpg

Art For Sale (with descriptions)

I'm also selling three erotic paintings for $125 each; the shipping is $25 individually or combined-
NSFW

Thanks for shopping USA.

I think i'm finally at a point where I might buy a lacey.
I can't wait for the no-face chase pic.

I would buy a Dantoon, but I can't think of what I'd want him to draw.

I can't wait for the no-face chase pic.

?

http://www.faithmouse.com/john_mccain_portrait.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/brett_fauve_brett_favre.jpg

Brett 'Fauve'

http://www.faithmouse.com/megan_fox-gets-fat.jpg

I'm going to try to continue the cartoon as a painting project; just painting the cartoons I can't find time to draw and then posting them for sale. I'm asking $100 a painting (16 by 20 inches on stretched canvas) 25 for the shipping. Finished portraits like the McCain or Obama are more because of the time involved in having (needing) to get an adequate likeness.

I've immediately sold both cartoon paintings so far. Another idea I have to keep the cartoon going and to find a way to pay for it, so maybe I'm on to something.

I actually paint these in the front lobby of a local racetrack.

dan will you do a drawing of this cat
http://chasenoface.blogspot.com/

-- and what, Thursday, June 26, 2008 4:12 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

I would be happy to.
Make take a few days to get around to, though.

-- Dan Lacey, Thursday, June 26, 2008 4:18 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

I like the fauvre.

Oh, right! Sorry, it got past me.

I'll paint Chase the Cat later today, post tomorrow.

http://www.faithmouse.com/chase_the_cat.jpg

Gott in Himmel.

<3

http://www.faithmouse.com/designer-vagina.jpg

Click to view NSFW.

OMG OMG OMG at Chase. Really nice work Dan.

A portrait of a doggie in progress-

http://www.faithmouse.com/dog_portrait.jpg

A painting of a woman and her horse in progress-

http://www.faithmouse.com/woman_and_horse.jpg

A painting of Mother Teresa in progress, Greg Attonito of The Bouncing Souls, and Shanti (Greg and Shanti with the current Warped Tour.)

http://www.faithmouse.com/shanti_greg_bouncing_souls.jpg

dan that chase is wonderful!

someone fucking buy it already

Two paintings I am unable to sell-

John McCain.

Chase the Cat.

I am so glad there is no faceless McCain blog.

Chase no Face.
McCain no Brane.

Dan, could you handle trying a faceless McCain?

oh god

If you're painting these in a the lobby of a horse track, does that also include the NSFW ones?

Not anything inappropriate, but someone has asked me to paint a old west type Gay 90's showgirl stretched out saucily on a divan while holding a tiny umbrella, so I might do that.

Yeah, do that.

http://www.faithmouse.com/montauk_monster_framed.jpg

okay, you've won my heart over.

That is such a perfect frame, Dan.

Thanks. I've invented an excuse to go junk-store shopping.

Lots of fun; buy a weird frame and ask yourself 'what sort of funky picture belongs in here?'

Montauk Monster Faithmouse Art Fox News link

http://www.faithmouse.com/mr_unstable_sink_bath_burger_king.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/joker_ride.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/Isaac_Hayes.jpg

Ron Paul's wife Carol.

http://www.faithmouse.com/carol_paul.jpg
Ron Paul's wife Carol.

http://www.faithmouse.com/oolong_pancake.jpg

Looking for yr paintings on eBay, Dan, I found this:

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/821/90ec793509a01f6a1292611cf7.jpg

Not mine. I also don't ride BMX bikes.

http://www.faithmouse.com/joe_biden_pancake_head.jpg
http://www.faithmouse.com/ron_paul_pancake_head.jpg

how much is it for chase teh cat

60 plus 10 mailing stateside or 27 mailing overseas, which is what they charge. Chase is pictured on a 16 by 20 inch stretched canvas.

omg, i love that dude is painting memes

I defs am gonna buy a Lacey original painting someday – I just can't figure out what of.

yr in the twin cities, right dan? i'm gonna vet my finances and see if i can afford that cat

I'll knock it down to forty for you, and you can save ten bucks by picking it up at the racetrack in person.

If GBX doesn't take it, please email me at my name at gmail.com and I will.

also, Dan this is likely mentioned upthread, but do you have an ebay storefront somewhere?

http://www.faithmouse.com/affordable_small_oil_portraits_paintings.jpg

http://search.ebay.com/_W0QQsassZfreeperdan

http://www.faithmouse.com/sarah_palin_pancakes.jpg

is that pancakes or a quality double hamburger on top of her head??

problems with the double hamburger theory:

-no extra toppings
-thin layer of beef, could be pre-made/frozen
-extra layer of bread seems like an insult to self-respecting dbl burgermen

-i forget the rest but i think its a poor drawing

deezcakes

Did no face chase sell?

http://www.faithmouse.com/bush_pancake.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/obama_steaming_pancake.jpg

Dan, are you familiar with "outsider art"?

so its clearly pancakes then