this is the thread where we are drunk and we ask people vainly to love us

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Jeanne I saw yr doppelganger in Mpls the other nite! with the Ks! I didn't get drunk, though--that night, anyway.

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 29 December 2003 23:36 (twenty years ago) link

Did you dick her, though?

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 29 December 2003 23:41 (twenty years ago) link

no! why would i want to dick a lesbian? i'll send you the topless photos if/when i get them though.

― phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 29 December 2003 23:50 (twenty years ago) link

"givin' the dyke a deep dickin" is a phrase that is stuck in my head now, with several horrid variations exploding forth as I type, also with Phil as a Humpty-type smooth rapper explaining why he is cool because he did this (even though he didn't, really).

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 02:09 (twenty years ago) link

It works better as a presidential advertisement - "Senator John McClane would like you to know that if his country required it, or even if he just thought he could get away with it, he would dick the lesbian model".

Also, obviously Dick Lesbian is the best Superhero Name, Pirate Name and Pornstar Name ever.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 21:17 (twenty years ago) link

If this thread had an intercom I'd demand that Clay Aiken's "Invisible" was played on a loop. A Keebler Elf that looks like the bastard child of Martin Short and Tom Yorke shares his impotent rape fantasy in a jaunty top ten jingle with echo effects and a false ending. GENIUS!

You know the dream where Clay Aiken flies into your room through the window? I wish it upon all of you. Happy New Years!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 21:27 (twenty years ago) link

(ps I'm just feeling silly, sorry)

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 21:36 (twenty years ago) link

this thread is *so* de-railed
quick, get drunk and ask people vainly to love you--get to it!

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 21:59 (twenty years ago) link

phil, I was asking Matos! but you can still send me pix

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 22:17 (twenty years ago) link

besides, isn't 2004 going to be the year of bi-desperate?

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 22:18 (twenty years ago) link

really, how much of a surprise is it that i did not? (too bad, she was probably straight, too.)

― M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 1 January 2004 00:38 (twenty years ago) link

you didn't fick the str8 me? thanks fer nuthin.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 1 January 2004 06:00 (twenty years ago) link

i will fick the straight you; don't worry.

DO YOU HAVE SCOLIOSIS? YEAH, ME TOO.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Thursday, 1 January 2004 06:03 (twenty years ago) link

besides, isn't 2004 going to be the year of bi-desperate?

What, you can't pull either men or women? For once I'm waaaaay ahead of the curve.

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 1 January 2004 06:15 (twenty years ago) link

A Keebler Elf that looks like the bastard child of Martin Short and Tom Yorke

HOLY SHIT THAT'S PERFECT

― Shep, Thursday, 1 January 2004 06:51 (twenty years ago) link

happy 2004. may the ass-love spread far & wide.

― Kingfishee (Kingfish), Thursday, 1 January 2004 08:34 (twenty years ago) link

love love love love love I bet you'alll suck soooo much that I am .nk, tr;ikyt

― A Nairn (moretap), Thursday, 1 January 2004 08:40 (twenty years ago) link

fuck that last post I love you'alll happpyyy 44444444444

― A Nairn (moretap), Thursday, 1 January 2004 08:41 (twenty years ago) link

Love me, because it's a fuckin' New Year!!!

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 1 January 2004 09:24 (twenty years ago) link

i am drunk, i love ile again. wow. i never thought i;d say that. don't hold me to it.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 1 January 2004 11:54 (twenty years ago) link

take these broken wings and learn to fly again, leanr to live so free, and when we hear the voices sing, the book of love will open up and let us in.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 1 January 2004 11:55 (twenty years ago) link

No wait I don't have the broken wings to start with

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 1 January 2004 11:58 (twenty years ago) link

your out of the band

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 1 January 2004 12:00 (twenty years ago) link

I never turned up to practise anyway

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 1 January 2004 12:03 (twenty years ago) link

as long as you didn't have only one bassline.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 1 January 2004 12:06 (twenty years ago) link

btw HI ANDREW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 1 January 2004 12:10 (twenty years ago) link

ANDREW would never play bass! That's for GROUPIE UNTALENTED SLUTS WHO DON'T WANT TO BE HEARD BUT STILL WANNA LOOK LIKE THEY"RE IN A BAND! This is VERY SPECIFIC! And NOT MEANT TO BE INSULTING TO THOSE WHO ARE NOT ME OR DI!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 1 January 2004 12:16 (twenty years ago) link

please huddle round me and tell me you love me

― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 1 January 2004 12:37 (twenty years ago) link

*huddles* i love you!

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 1 January 2004 12:38 (twenty years ago) link

o god!
*--warm happy feeling--*

i love you too

― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 1 January 2004 12:50 (twenty years ago) link

http://us.f1f.yahoofs.com/bc/7d7881c1/bc/My+Photo+Album/drunk2.jpg?bflEO9_AWprO28uc

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 2 January 2004 02:58 (twenty years ago) link

but Andrew, Groupie Untalented Sluts need loving too. I shall now sit in my room and cry softly to myself while playing 'Whole Lotta Love' badly.

― petra jane (petra jane), Friday, 2 January 2004 03:29 (twenty years ago) link

ya know, i played bass 4 ten years, but it was only because the boys in the band were too threatened to have me play my 1st instrument (guitar). it's not always a choice, andrew

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 2 January 2004 04:15 (twenty years ago) link

orbit have you read "when women play the bass" by mary ann clawson? you probably have, but you know, if you haven't, i think you'd like it.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 2 January 2004 06:04 (twenty years ago) link

ftr i wouldn't play in a band where i didn't get to do exactly what i wanted.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 2 January 2004 06:05 (twenty years ago) link

in 1983 there weren't many other girls to play with!

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 2 January 2004 06:07 (twenty years ago) link

No I meant the specific bit, it's this one person I used to know, I love untold millions of female bassplayers otherwise.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 2 January 2004 06:08 (twenty years ago) link

true i guess, and i suppose fourtracks were a lot more expensive back then. yeah, me and andrew were talking about a specific person, i assume we were talking about the same one.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 2 January 2004 06:13 (twenty years ago) link

ooh, it's Tina Weymouth, innit?

― petra jane (petra jane), Friday, 2 January 2004 08:38 (twenty years ago) link

I wonder if it's time for me to be in a band again. Anyone need a flautist/bassist/backing singer?

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 2 January 2004 10:12 (twenty years ago) link

...with an enormous ego.

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 2 January 2004 10:12 (twenty years ago) link

are you in london?

― Catty (Catty), Friday, 2 January 2004 14:06 (twenty years ago) link

I am not drunk, but I can preen like a mofo. LUV ME YOU FUXORS.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 2 January 2004 15:11 (twenty years ago) link

Ok.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 2 January 2004 15:15 (twenty years ago) link

I am not drunk, but I can preen like a mofo

anagram time! => "Dry Prean"

hmph. Or not.

― Kingfishee (Kingfish), Friday, 2 January 2004 15:17 (twenty years ago) link

Don't ever do this IRL. I personally blame this thread, and therefore Jess, for ruining my life. And possibly Ronan, for causing me to convulse in giggles at the crucial moment, which may or may not have followed accidental use of the phrase "I've got so much love to give".

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 3 January 2004 02:28 (twenty years ago) link

don't blame me for your inability to given and recieve love.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 3 January 2004 02:33 (twenty years ago) link

wow this thread got heavy...

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 4 January 2004 04:05 (twenty years ago) link

ugh, post-pill depression. someone love me.

― phil-two (phil-two), Sunday, 4 January 2004 04:36 (twenty years ago) link

you could have another pill...

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 4 January 2004 04:38 (twenty years ago) link

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