"Can I say you're my girlfriend on Facebook?"

Or just automatically change them all to "is some boring cunt you went to school with who never left their hometown, has just bought their first house and is married to one of the old gang, whoop de fuckin doo"

that's gonna be mine. lol satire

snarky. I have hardly any school friends on my friends list... just current friends.

Em*ly C******r is soooo tird of the kidz bt lookin 4wrd to top gear

emily should buy some vowels. and consonants.

Carol Vorderman is bribeable?

CRUTIS IS LISTED AS IN A RELATIONSHIP

I've been in a relationship

yeah cutty this isn't exackly news

come on cutty, louis and curtis have been together for almost 18 months now!

lol envy

flash bang trollop

what IS news however...

J0N W1LL1AMS went from being "single" to "in a relationship".

...oh, I see.

i was there when mandee first asked out jon

Getting REALLY annoyed by the following sequence:

1. Person I haven't thought of in years adds me as friend
2. I send message that says "hey, what's up, how've you been"
3. No response

Should I add a step 4 here where I un-friend them? I mean, seriously, if you don't like me enough to return a polite "how are you" note, then why are you adding me as a friend in the first place?

maybe s/he is with the family, celebrating some holiday, not checking fbook msgs?

"Getting REALLY annoyed" should be read to indicate that this is very much an ongoing pattern. The best was a girl I could faintly remember being in high school with when I was 15 -- adds me, I write ("wow, how've you been, what are you doing in NYC now"), nothing.

me and jon are in a facebook relationship

here's a peeve: unless you already had it on your 'Looking for' section before they got rid of it, you can no longer change your 'Looking for' to 'Whatever I Can Get.' thus, all these people can look for whatever they can get, but i cannot. UNFAIR.

i even wrote to them about it, to no avail.

so to be a smart-ass, i changed my religious views to "whatever i can get." heh heh.

seriously though, why'd they get rid of that option? don't they think that some people might have gone from looking for a relationship to looking for whatever they can get?

I am periodically updating my religious views -- right now it's at 2897. Next week I'll up it to 2904.

i just friended everyone i met in ny last week (that i can find!) hi guys on facebook

i just deleted ex bf who's been sending me slightly creepy/flirty messages for a few months. i never replied and he never got the hint, so time to obliterate him.

:(

Better hint: actually reply and say you found messages inappropriate and bothersome

nah he's way too stupid to understand that.

i just deleted ex bf who's been sending me slightly creepy/flirty messages for a few months. i never replied and he never got the hint, so time to obliterate him.

oh no, was that me?

of course not!!!

phew! (resumes filthy messages)

you don't send me ENOUGH creepy/flirty msgs :( :( :(

eww

j/k

The majority of the flirting process for my most recent, short-lived relationship was done via Facebook, and I must say it was a lot easier and less stressful than doing it in person or even via text, so hooray for that. Double-edged sword, though - I got bluntly informed by the internet the other day that she is now 'in a relationship', grrr. And I couldn't resist a bit of spying and having a look at her new bloke, which didn't make things better.

rubyredd totally made me blush with her rude message

the weird thing about that msg is that it's the middle of the day and i'm at work...

your work sounds fun!

lol

rfi: where do I get these applications?

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/fluxion23/facebook_want.png

damn the hat is so close to being on the bear's head resulting in best facebook app ever

gramophone on cow a close second

edwardian ipod style

I want out of facebook but can only seem to de-activate it. Is it deletable?

if it isn't, just delete all your friends and change all your personal details (name, email, age etc.)

http://www.wikihow.com/Permanently-Delete-a-Facebook-Account

that's pretty odd that you can't just delete it.

Doesn't that just make another facebook account?

I was so excited about Facebook last year. Now I can't stand the fucking thing. If it weren't for invitations to important things I wouldn't bother using it at all.

People just can't resist plastering their pages with tardloads of useless crap, and of course they have to send every one of their contacts a billion impersonal Pokes or Whacks or Are You Stronger Than a Dog? requests... so weird.

also: sky blue, sun rises daily

Two people I know send me literally hundreds of these shit invitations every month. One of them works in my company: if you email her a support request you NEVER get an answer, but she has enough time to invite me to all these bloody applications. I put in a request for some hardware TWICE last year and I haven't had a response, much less the hardware I asked for, but it's okay because she invited me to What Housebrick Are You 500 times. I mean for fuxake.

Yeah, that's partly the reason for my going, people using facebook as an alternative to email/phone/letters. Maybe I'm just too old but I just don't get it.

I used to get it. It's when (a) people went application crazy and (b) my mother started passing me messages through my cousins that I withdrew.