Lost Season 6 - RE: LA X

Sturridge has gone to Chelsea.

cutty i just want to say i appreciate your zero-tolerance-for-shit-you-disagree-with attitude on this thread, there are things to fuck around about on the internet, and lost is not one of them

no, i have zero tolerance for people showing zero tolerance for lost theories

i haven't pooped on anyone, just part of the dicussion. i speculated upthread and some dude and matt DC are like NO WAY MAN NEVER EVER WHAT

haha

srsly though the idea that they wouldn't resolve the new timeline w/ the others is batshit from a production cost-benefit analysis point of view imo.

ya i mean, would everything just end badly followed by a title card saying 'SEE?'

i want lost to end like the clue movie

timelines bleeding into each other must involve smokemonster whizzing along the Sunset Strip or this show is for shit

Timelines bleeding into each other sounds more convincing than Faraday sending them all back to magically make everything how it was supposed to be. Might explain Hurley's conversations with dead people.

I still want them to wrap up with a "th-th-th-that's all, folks!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/ThatsAllFolks.jpg

i just want to see a sweaty faraday show up out of nowhere

unstuck in time

really not missing faraday's voice

i want lost to end like the clue movie

Personally, I'd like to see C&L introduce new characters, pose more wtf questions & generally tighten the screws of obfuscation all the way up to the final episode, in which a Wizard of Oz/Architect of the Matrix figure will appear & call everyone to some mystical, hidden conference room for an hour-long Q&A session where all the secrets of the show will be dealt with in a series of raised hands, bullet points, and possibly even an PowerPoint presentation.

i want it to end with a slowmo montage set to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8JGk6Y6N3Y

i long for the naive days when we thought the drum and bass room actually meant something

not so much that but Walt's powers definitely

"We got more than we bargained for with that boy."

Really? WHAT? He made some birds fall out of the sky. Anything else? I'm sure Jacob or Smokey had no use for such talents.

Of course Walt could just ride in on the horse and save them all yes please.

looks like somebody's got a case of "lostalgia"

*cymbal crash*

Really? WHAT? He made some birds fall out of the sky. Anything else? I'm sure Jacob or Smokey had no use for such talents.

Yeah, recent interviews with D&C leave me no hope that they're ever going to do anything with Walt ... they used to say they had a plan for dealing with his aging and now they're saying it's too difficult to work around.

Probably just a thematic tie-in, but the whole Hatch creation to prevent the destructive force of the underground energy well from destroying the island (which it does in the revised '77, thanks to Jack and co.) parallels the imprisonment and release of Jacob's enemy.

Can't believe I didn't think of this, that's really good.

the walt thing is too bad but at least they can't make it about a superchild who is the prophetic saviour or some bullshit like that anymore

think it should end "the others were created by humans..."

At least this show won't be wrapped up with an hour of exposition from Dean Stockwell telling us about years and years of events we never see. I hope. Though Dean Stockwell is always nice to have.

"at least they can't make it about a superchild who is the prophetic saviour or some bullshit like that anymore"

why is this particular card off the table? because the actor's aged out?

i read somewhere the drum and bass room is back this season

it's the wonky room now

next door to the dubstep room

I don't care if Malcolm David Kelley never returns to the show, I just want to know what Walt's deal was. I still think that Season 2 was probably the show's best, but most of it just feels so inconsequential now.

Meanwhile in the upside-down reality

uh

I sort of imagine her singing 'Trust In Me' from the Jungle Book there

There's plenty of material in place for having Walt pull a Tommy Westphall, whether they decide to do that or not.

I can imagine an epilogue scene featuring Walt's summer job at a travel agency

(He got laid off from the aviary at the zoo)

Walt is surely Going Places!

sorry.

Or Walt could get hired on at the box factory - AND THE CYCLE BEGINS AGAIN

It's weird how all of the characters' signature traits are part of Walt. Walt's dad-loathing, don't tell Walt what to do!, Walt's love of hot pockets...

walt's disgusting obesity

kate acts like a capricious child; so does walt!

not to mention walt's out-of-wedlock pregnancy and heroin habit.

and being named jack

and his thing for knives

Remember when Walt was stung by spiders and subsequently buried alive?

Remember when Walt was looking for his son in the jungle and kept yelling WALT

Walt is his own constant

his complexion is so freckly, too

Remember when Walt was looking for his son in the jungle and kept yelling WALT

― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Tuesday, February 16, 2010 4:58 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

best one

I was going to talk about when Walt went back in time to meet Walt and declared himself to be future Walt, then travelled back to the present, killed Walt, and now wanders the beach yelling that he's disappointed in himself but I couldn't top that

Alright, now someone needs to make a Walt-based spoof of the "Malkovich" scene in Being John Malkovich.