Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

kenan i confused you with surmounter, sorry!!

http://www.absolutenow.com/mugshots/images/DowneyJrRobert.jpg

tho not too sorry because what i said was still true about you when topic is re: ms. hilton

i'm making jokes ally, i'm not criticizing anything she or paris does, go back and read the thread.

http://i16.tinypic.com/6fj99tx.jpg

he seemed pretty happy in the pen (top picture):

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/packageart/mugshots/rdowneymug1.jpg

Lohan is ok with me, usually, and yeah, she looks terrible, but it's more in a sad way, not because her skin is bad. It's those puffy red eyes and EUGH you have not been taking care of yrself, girl! She needs a bowl of soup and some serious tough-love rehab.

good effort, Surmounter, kiu!

-- gabbneb, Tuesday, July 24, 2007 6:15 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

wha?

http://estb.msn.com/i/DB/B11EF02C4B2C379E27CC637A1988A.jpg

xpost ok mark, i'm sorry i don't find jokes ripping on someone's personal appearance and how skanky you think they are over and over and over and over and over and over etc again funny? this is like a long-time thing with you.

http://www.morethings.com/music/june_carter_johnny_cash/johnny_cash_el_paso_mugshot_1965.jpg

i don't care if you don't like lindsay lohan or paris hilton, i just find your innate need to come on threads about them and refer to them as ugly or skanks kind of, i don't know, weird and borderline sexist.

http://www.uglyjackass.com/cool_stuff/mugshots/robert_downey_jr.jpg

This one is like a study for a Chuck Close painting.

mainly because ppl like you like to make your arguments against lohan and paris not about the stupid shit they're doing but about how, like, they look ugly and doggy in their middle of the night mugshots taken after their makeup has melted off and they're kinda drunk.

sorry, yet again, that i find the manner in which like you and kenan discuss these ladies to be creepy!

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, July 24, 2007 6:13 PM

"arguments"

and, of course, the classic:

http://www.popamericana.com/!/mcqueen_mugshot.jpg

haa

well ally you can always ignore my posts if you find it so offensive. you're always extra sensitive about the taste of beer and stuff and you get all wound up about it, but i don't harsh on you too much about that, i try to be even keeled about it. get a new whipping boy. i have a different opinion than you about paris and lindsay. so the fuck what?

a lot of people feel the need to talk like that about hte likes of LL and Paris, it's like the nation's favorite thing to do. lots of reasons.

http://media.canada.com/1785a528-bef3-4f04-af39-9312146bfd98/riptornmug.jpg

ewwww

imagine that voice + Mr. Que's last post.

http://www.crimelibrary.com/graphics/photos/notorious_murders/not_guilty/sacco/5b.jpg

http://www.shamrock-ejrt-kennel.com/Jailbird%20mug%20shot.JPG
what do you reckon he did.

xpost lol @ milo

God, poor Rip Torn and poor Nick Nolte, pissing on the beach in Malibu.

She needs a bowl of soup and some serious tough-love rehab.

she just needs to watch an ep or two of the coreys reality show.

haha the idea of rip torn saying "and stuff" is killing me up right now.

aww that's a rly cute dog

dog was chasing his assistant's car

I am imagining Rip Torn saying, "It's a salty dog. Drink it, you pussy!"

is there a movie where Rip Torn says "so the fuck what"? Cuz I might need to buy a copy.

i'm the rip torn of ile

Let's not go and get full of ourselves

He swears a lot on The Larry Sanders Show, and is awesome.

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/fluxion23/riptornmug2.jpg

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/fluxion23/riptornmug3.jpg

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee o_0!???---

bottom makes him look so familiar, but I can't place it

carlin

http://www.firwel-crafts.co.uk/Alien%20F.jpg

Dennis Hopper

ding ding ding

winnar

http://www.janemag.com/images/music/2007/03/musl05_zooeydeschanel.jpg

she cute

http://www.janemag.com/images/music/2007/03/musl18_parkerposey.jpg

Well yes, she's Zooey Deschanel. She's pure magic (see: weeds thread)

she's on the cover of this Jane mag on my desk

CHOW YOU'RE IN LA DO SOMETHING

Dear Lindsay,

In the interests of your career, your safety, and the safety of all Angelenos, match my current annual salary and I will happily drive you anywhere at anytime. Just give me a ring.

xx-S

now that would be a fun job

Also, I don't think her mug shot looks that bad. She is making a dumb face, and those "spots" are all freckles.

Not saying she's "making a face", obviously she's drunk and/or high and can't make any other.

well it's just the combination of the stupidity of her behavior and the stupidity of her expression that makes that mugshot so laughable