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"You and Bill have been awful friendly recently."

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:18 (twenty years ago)

Did ya even think about that?

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:19 (twenty years ago)

"oh it doesn't matter - NOTHING matters NOW..."

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:19 (twenty years ago)

"That wasn't no copper I was talkin' to, Charlie, I swear!"

(Since Dadaismus took Johnny, I went with Charlie)

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)

Children using the word "gee".

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)

"That wasn't no copper I was talkin' to, Charlie, I swear!"
"Why you yellow..."
BANG!

― We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)

"Now why would Johnny and Charlie be interested in you?"

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:23 (twenty years ago)

Jimmy Stewart.

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:23 (twenty years ago)

detective: "i think you dropped this $100 bill."
snitch: "what hun--- oh. uh, thanks!"

"Just what makes you think I can remember something that happened so long ago?"

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:24 (twenty years ago)

"Who's the skirt?"

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:25 (twenty years ago)

"Whoa. Be careful. That's not just any rib."

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:26 (twenty years ago)

"Now listen Johnny, me and you both know Charlie shot Father Flotsky - why should you take the rap for Charlie?"

― We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:27 (twenty years ago)

"Forget it copper, I ain't no squealer"

― We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:27 (twenty years ago)

"Now listen Johnny, me and you both know Charlie shot Father Flotsky - why should you take the rap for Charlie?"

That happens in every episode of CSI Miami, doesn't it? But with the names changed to Pedro and Miguel, obviously.

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

"We got a real comfy chair waiting for you upstate"

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

"I had you down as being smarter than that Charlie... errrrrrr, Johnny I mean... seems I was wrong. Take him away O'Brien"

― We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:30 (twenty years ago)

"A little birdie tells me you were with Charlie and Johnny at the Kitty Kat Club on the night the mayor was murdered."

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:33 (twenty years ago)

"So what if I was, is there a lawwwwwwwwww against it?"

― We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:34 (twenty years ago)

"Pretty sharp ain't you? Gonna cut yourself one of these days"

― Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:34 (twenty years ago)

"Uh uh, not me, I'm careful, see?"

― We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:35 (twenty years ago)

Officer O'Brien: "Why you, I oughta..."

― We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:38 (twenty years ago)

Aren't some of these from Lenny Bruce monologues?

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:41 (twenty years ago)

"What's that you say, Professor?"

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:42 (twenty years ago)

Men in undershirts.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:42 (twenty years ago)

Plane (or boat or train's) route being marked out on a map as the character travels from Paris to Marrakesh.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:43 (twenty years ago)

In the corridor outside the interrogation room...

Officer O'Hagan: "Get a hold of yourself Joe!"
Officer O'Brien: "... it's just that little punk..."
Officer O'Hagan: "... I know, but we ain't gonna catch Mayor Flotsky's murderer by flying off the handle like that, are we?"
Officer O'Brien: "Yeah Jim, you're right but when I think of Mayor Flotsky, gunned down in front of his own wife and kids... well, it turns my stomach Jim"
Officer O'Hagan; "Hold on, what were Mayor Flotsky's wife doing in the Kitty Kat Club?"
Director; "CUT!!"

― We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:45 (twenty years ago)

I confess I stole Father Flotsky from Lenny Bruce

― We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:46 (twenty years ago)

"Leave the bottle..."

― poortheatre (poortheatre), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:48 (twenty years ago)

Escaping the 1950s detective drama for a bit, in cold war sci-fi you can always rely on an alien telling the earthlings that he will be back when humans have learned not to destroy each other.

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:01 (twenty years ago)

unless he's a fucking hypocrite like Klaatu and sez he'll destroy US!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:03 (twenty years ago)

OK let's move on to 50s sci-fi:

"It's quiet out there now"
"Yeah, too quiet"

― We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)

... mind you, that's a bit 50s WWII war movie

― We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)

"But who'll listen to us, we're just a bunch of kids!"

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:14 (twenty years ago)

Wait, I had some last words:
"Uh uh, not me, I'm careful, see?"

"Careful? Is that why you rubbed your mitts all over the mayor's phone while placing a call to Alice Crabtree? What were you tryin' to do, impress her?"

Jimmy Stewart
"You see that fella over there? Goes by the name of Johnny. Just Johnny. Presents himself to the public as a purveyor of pinball machines. There's a lot of p's in that sentence. It'll be a few more years before I can say the word 'panties' in a motion picture."

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)

"Now, it's perfectly all right to make up stories when you're growing up, but your getting to be a big boy now."

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:22 (twenty years ago)

(I fell into the "your/you're" typo trap after successfully hurdling it once)

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:23 (twenty years ago)

"Why for two pins I'd ..."

Woman putting on earrings at dressing table discusses her date with maid.

― Joe Kay (feethurt), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:24 (twenty years ago)

"If my calculations are correct, the world is in terrible danger!"

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:29 (twenty years ago)

"Why you've never heard of kissing on this planet of yours? There's realy nothing else like it."

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:30 (twenty years ago)

"Operator, get me the FBI. Yes, it's an emergency! "

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:31 (twenty years ago)

"You can't mean..."
"Yes, my young friend, that's exactly what I mean"

― We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:32 (twenty years ago)

"You see Mary, I'm a man..."

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

"I'm telling you, officer, it was right there last night!"
"Sure it was, Charlie. Sure it was."

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

"How was work today, honey?"

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

"That old house? The Baker house?"

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

Calling people whose name isn't Charlie "Charlie", OTM

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

"I've got some chicken in the oven."

(x-post)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

I should have added to my last post:
"I forbid you from going there alone"

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:35 (twenty years ago)

"But what does it all mean Professor?"
"It's too early to say, Bob"

― We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:36 (twenty years ago)

"What's happened to you, Charlie? Since that night at the Baker house you're just not the man I married anymore!"

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:38 (twenty years ago)

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