ICE CREAM

you already did.

jesus isn't looking, I swear.

Ice cream -- hm, well, right now I'm really craving a DQ-style banana split, but having it be an all-strawberry affair instead of the three flavors it normally puts. Complete with chopped nuts on top. Mmm.

I'd go on and fantasize about all the super-rich chocolatey goodness that comprises many of my favorite flavors/kinds of ice cream, but seeing as though I'm developing a pimple just thinking about it, I won't.

I do, however, highly resent the implications made early on in this thread (ha, three years ago!) that Taco Bell = Mexican. That's just crazy talk. Taco Bell bears little relation to actual Mexican food. And I would adore the opportunity to bring actual Mexican food to Europe, but I don't have the funds to do so. Drat.

*sniffles, shuffles off to sleep*

Sorry, gareth.. back to you.

Yo honey-dips, summertime, fine Jheri drippin
See you on Pickens with a bunch of chickens how you're clickin
I catch shootin strong notes as we got close
She rocked rope, honey throat smellin like Impulse
Your whole shell baby's wicked like Nimrod
Caught me like a fresh-water scrod, or may I not be God
Attitude is very rude Boo, crabby like seafood
It turns me on like Vassey and Lahrule
They call me Starky Love-hun, check the strategy
By any means, Shirley Temple cross was done by Billie Jean's
Black Misses America, your name is Erica, right true
Lazy eyeball, small piece, six shoe
Caramel complexion, breath smellin like cinnamon
Excuse me hon, the Don mean no harm, turn around again
God damn, backyard's bangin like a Benz-y
If I was jiggy, you'd be spotted like Spudz McKenzie
I'm high powered put Adina Howard to sleep
Yo pardon, that bitch been on my mind all week, but uhh
Back to you Maybelline Queen let's make a team
You can have anything in this world except CREAM
So whatchu wanna do? Whatchu wanna do?
Let's go ahead and walk these dogs and represent Wu

Watch these rap niggaz get all up in your guts
French-vanilla, butter-pecan, chocolate-deluxe
Even caramel sundaes is gettin touched
And scooped in my ice cream truck, Wu tears it up

Shaolin's finest, whattup Boo, peace your highness
Yo I'm loungin, big dick style, y'all niggaz is the flyest
Moves you're making too fly jewels are shaking
not a rape patient, you're looking good fly colored Asian
Ghettoes, them is your hometown, we can go the whole round
After that, I'm shootin downtown
I'm rockin hats and you wig is all intact
Who's that queen bee chick, eyes curly black
Freaks be movin in fly sneaks
Two finger rings and gold teeth, and ain't afraid to hold heat
So when I step in the square dear
You better have CREAM to share, Ricans, ven aqui yeah

Watch these rap niggaz get all up in your guts
French-vanilla, butter-pecan, chocolate-deluxe
Even caramel sundaes is gettin touched
And scooped in my ice cream truck, Wu tears it up

Black chocolate girl wonder, shade brown like Thunder
Politic til your deficit step, gimme your number
Your sexy persuasive ta-ta's and thighs
Catch my eyes like highs I want your bodily surprise
Double dime some time, Ice Cream you got me fallin out
like a cripple, I love you like I love my dick size
ooh baby I miss you, your sweet tender touches
take pulls off the dutches, orgasm in my mindstate
masterbate in your clutches, I want you for self
like wealth, so play me closely
Bitches paranoia for the sting, who want the most of me
Only a hard dozen want to be callin me cousin
Thirsty for my catalog, baby shoppin spree you're lovin
Call me if you want to get dug like the pockets
I jizm like a giant break brooms out of their sockets

Wu-Tang in the cut, for real niggaz what?
It's the after party and bitches want to fuck
Ice cold bitches melt down when my clutch
They want they titties sucked, ice cream
Yeah, your guts

Watch these rap niggaz get all up in your guts
French-vanilla, butter-pecan, chocolate-deluxe
Even caramel sundaes is gettin touched
Ice cold bitches melt down when in the clutch
They want they titties sucked, ice cream

One love to my chocolate deluxes, keep your nails done
and your wigs tight, word up
One love to my butter-pecan Ricans for calling me papi
That's for real
One love to caramel sundaes, with the cherries on top
Yeah
And big up to my french vanillas
Parlez vous, francais, mi amor, merci, oui oui, bon bons
and all that good stuff
That good stuff

why does everyone love it so much? its kind of average. the marks and spencer one is way better

still sad there is no dairy queen in this country. id love a quintroon strawberry blizzard right now

It would probably be a spasm-inducing revelation if something better entered my life.

Vanilla ice cream w/Kahlua on top is damn fucking good and about all I ever want.

Coffee ice creammmmmmm

LIght red meaning. Thank you.

i'm eating away my misery w/ this bacon and maple syrup ice cream (i drizzled aunt jemima on top)

i have (most of a) pint of ben and jerry's mint chocolate chip ice cream and the remainder of the wire season 1 waiting for me at home :D

also who is this that makes bacon/maple ice cream?

WTF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pq8TFptKR4

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f7/Golden_gaytime_box.jpg/450px-Golden_gaytime_box.jpg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Gaytime
Aussies have a gay old time with ice cream!

Fat + sugar + cool + creamy = hard not to like

There's a small ice-cream shop near my house called Whip & Dip; They make the best mint chocolate-chip ice cream I've ever had. There another ice-cream shop down the road called Wall's Ice Cream; they make the best coffee ice cream and Guinness-beer flavored ice cream I've ever had (sadly, I don't think they make the Guinness ice cream anymore).

My fave self-made icecream

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4082/4777469585_4512540621.jpg

aw!!

nice

for some reason my comment didn't go through yestreday. that looks delectable!

You can all LICK it. lol

My god, I'm 36 and I knit icecreams.