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i bet he has an excellent bedside manner.

― ShawShank Rambo Connection (Carey), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:31 (eighteen years ago) link

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS

― Dan (Fun To Say And Type) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:33 (eighteen years ago) link

I was wondering why this thread had taken off and then very quickly I stopped having to wonder.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:34 (eighteen years ago) link

"Where is Kevin Spacey"?

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:36 (eighteen years ago) link

I was wondering why this thread had taken off and then very quickly I stopped having to wonder.

http://www.bakedziti.net/images/val.jpg

― Dan (Thanks, Val!) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:37 (eighteen years ago) link

I saw the Alexander DVD the other day and easily resisted purchasing it.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:39 (eighteen years ago) link

ned tell us more about things you didnt buy

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:41 (eighteen years ago) link

In refusing to buy it, Ned, you are impugning Oliver Stone's cocksmanship.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:41 (eighteen years ago) link

CAN WE STAY ON TARGET HERE
http://www.kinomania.ru/stars/j/Jake_Gyllenhaal/vert/39.jpg

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:41 (eighteen years ago) link

"Where is Kevin Spacey"?

That was a "Kevin Spacey is the least-closeted closeted man in Hollywood" reference.

I've been totally subpar all day.

― Dan (I Blame Christmas) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:42 (eighteen years ago) link

GYLLENGAARD

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:42 (eighteen years ago) link

I dunno, normally I see pics of JG and it's like there's no person behind the face, I can't make them mean anything. But that last one...it's kind of cute. I like a boy who starts trouble.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:44 (eighteen years ago) link

ned tell us more about things you didnt buy

I...can't. Hurts.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:44 (eighteen years ago) link

http://img.epochtimes.com/i6/5103156381470.jpg

― ShawShank Rambo Connection (Carey), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:45 (eighteen years ago) link

ned you'll always be my jake gyllenhaal

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:46 (eighteen years ago) link

That makes me sound like a sex appliance.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:46 (eighteen years ago) link

Something about that picture frightens me.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:47 (eighteen years ago) link

i think that's what your mom calls her vibrator

xpost

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:47 (eighteen years ago) link

Something about that picture frightens me.

Perhaps the way it looks like SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARSGAAAAAAAAAARD has snatched the beard off of Gyllenhaal's face?

― Dan (FWIP) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Sarsgaard looks a bit like Amateurist there. If Amateurist had a beard like that.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:49 (eighteen years ago) link

And was also Peter Sarsgaard, yes.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:49 (eighteen years ago) link

That's possibly the most punchable beard I've ever seen.

― Dan (This Isn't Fucking Pirates Of Penzance, You Knob) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:50 (eighteen years ago) link

i think that's what your mom calls her vibrator

Oh no no no. She doesn't even know he exists.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:51 (eighteen years ago) link

what does she call it then?

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:52 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.my-wc.com/celebs/val_kilmer/top.jpg

"You call that a beard??? Bitchface."

― Dan (Val Disapproves) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:52 (eighteen years ago) link

...

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:52 (eighteen years ago) link

The beard looks like female pubic hair.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:52 (eighteen years ago) link

"dan perry"

xxxpost

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:52 (eighteen years ago) link

er, Saarsgard's.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Clearly no xpost was needed.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:53 (eighteen years ago) link

If my pubes ever did anything remotely like that, I'd kill myself.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:53 (eighteen years ago) link

what, crawled onto peter sarsgaards face?

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:54 (eighteen years ago) link

That too.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:54 (eighteen years ago) link

What, like crawl onto Pete Saarsgard's face???

(xpost BAH CURSE THESE SLOW FINGERS)

― Dan (HORRORS) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:55 (eighteen years ago) link

zing?

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:55 (eighteen years ago) link

"Jake and Peter Sarsgaard lived together for five months in Mexico."

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:55 (eighteen years ago) link

the sad part is that i know dan and i were all twitchily typing away going "omg that bastard perry/strongo is gonna beat me"

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Ok. I already spent all of yesterday on ILE discussing which NFL qb's I'd fuck before Tom Brady. Let's not turn this thread into that, but about pubes in the face instead of the fucking, I'm too tired.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Thread of the year, obv.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:56 (eighteen years ago) link

"I'm fucking Peter Sarsgaard in the face/fuck a dime/I'm a silver dolla/holla" -- Trina

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:57 (eighteen years ago) link

this really isn't living up to its full potential now.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:58 (eighteen years ago) link

sarsgaard and gyllenhaal don't seem gay to me.

― ShawShank Rambo Connection (Carey), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:58 (eighteen years ago) link

but one time when i younger, i went to hardees and ordered the fisherman's special and was suprised that it was fish.

― ShawShank Rambo Connection (Carey), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:59 (eighteen years ago) link

we need anthony to come back and talk about theoretical vulvas

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:59 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't think they seem gay either but that's because I want to fuck Jake Gyllenhaal.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 23:00 (eighteen years ago) link

I thanked God this morning I created this thread. Unfortunately he left me this thread, and no Jake.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 23:00 (eighteen years ago) link

i want to know if jams has firsthand knowledge about this gaydom.

― ShawShank Rambo Connection (Carey), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 23:01 (eighteen years ago) link

http://spectacle.provocateuse.com/images/spectacles/jake_gyllenhaal_02.jpg

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 23:03 (eighteen years ago) link

I have no sympathy, Alfred, because you've single-handedly ruined ladypubes forever.

― Dan (Bastard) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 23:04 (eighteen years ago) link

it is knowledge gained via unpublished reports from a certain w3nn3r media gossip publication

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 23:05 (eighteen years ago) link

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