Grimly, I've emailed you a vaguely work related question that I would like answered please. A pint will be your reward :)
― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 18:25 (eighteen years ago) link
― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 18:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 18:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― mies van der rohffle (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 18:57 (eighteen years ago) link
― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 18:58 (eighteen years ago) link
― stet (stet), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 19:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― Mädchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 19:02 (eighteen years ago) link
Is this the bit where I start by offering a pint of water and he asks for a pint of tequila and we end up compromising on a pint of IPA? I can't believe I'm even bribing people for favours (the excitement of having a sort of expense account is going to my head).
― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 19:08 (eighteen years ago) link
― Zoe Espera (Espera), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 19:29 (eighteen years ago) link
ding ding ding hurrah IPA glug.
― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 19:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― stet (stet), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 19:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 20:03 (eighteen years ago) link
Today's Evening Standard, page 43, check the first listing in the second-to-last column.
― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Thursday, 10 August 2006 14:46 (seventeen years ago) link
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― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 10 August 2006 15:00 (seventeen years ago) link
― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 10 August 2006 15:03 (seventeen years ago) link
― Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 10 August 2006 15:05 (seventeen years ago) link
― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Thursday, 10 August 2006 15:09 (seventeen years ago) link
― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 10 August 2006 16:59 (seventeen years ago) link
-- CharlieNo4 (starsandheroe...) (webmail), November 18th, 2005 4:19 PM. (Charlie) (link)
haha life takes some funny turns, dunnit?
― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Thursday, 10 August 2006 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link
― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Friday, 11 August 2006 11:13 (seventeen years ago) link
― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 11 August 2006 11:26 (seventeen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 11 August 2006 11:31 (seventeen years ago) link
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2008/jul/23/mediamonkey
― Pete W, Thursday, 24 July 2008 11:23 (fifteen years ago) link
lol at vanilla midget getting shook
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Thursday, 24 July 2008 11:24 (fifteen years ago) link
"I have written 350 restaurant reviews for The Times and i have never ended on an unstressed syllable."
Oh the ironing.
To my mind if he only wrote that last graf in order to make a puerile Carry On joke that likely bypassed 75% of his readership, he's lucky it didn't get chopped off altogether.
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 24 July 2008 11:33 (fifteen years ago) link
This is a prime example of what I was talking about on the Mercury thread yesterday re. newspaper journalists being given ideas above their station. If I were the editor I'd send him packing. I don't care who his dad was or how many extra readers he gets with the Saturday edition. Or send him to Iraq for the next couple of years and get him to do some proper journalism.
― Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, 24 July 2008 11:42 (fifteen years ago) link
Also, Why would you change a sentnece aso that it meant something i didn't mean?
― Jamie T Smith, Thursday, 24 July 2008 11:53 (fifteen years ago) link
Short people ain't got no reason to live
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Thursday, 24 July 2008 11:53 (fifteen years ago) link
The fact that anybody would get so stunningly butthurt over a change to their sub-Two Ronnies song routine wordplay is quite frankly a damning indictment of the West.
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Thursday, 24 July 2008 11:54 (fifteen years ago) link
You'd also think this rant would be more effective if shouted over a telephone. Written out, it's a bit green-inkish. Self-important primadonnas take note.
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 24 July 2008 11:59 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.minorlooneytunes.com/pictures/finster003.jpg
Giles Coren, yesterday
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Thursday, 24 July 2008 12:02 (fifteen years ago) link
He has no idea how stress works in English.
But A+ for use of swearing.
― Jamie T Smith, Thursday, 24 July 2008 12:02 (fifteen years ago) link
What. A. Twat.
would do his sister though.
― Upt0eleven, Thursday, 24 July 2008 12:03 (fifteen years ago) link
I think he has a point.
― Pete W, Thursday, 24 July 2008 12:11 (fifteen years ago) link
FITE
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 24 July 2008 12:13 (fifteen years ago) link
lol journalism
― DG, Thursday, 24 July 2008 12:17 (fifteen years ago) link
Uot0eleven? Totally
― DJ Mencap, Thursday, 24 July 2008 12:18 (fifteen years ago) link
^^^subs correct typo plz
weird: when i clicked on the link i thought, no! the guardian's got hold of that old e-mail coren sent years ago moaning about subbing and thinks it's new.
then i realised, no, it's coren doing it all over again.
listen, you jumped-up little cunt. when you actually have any idea about how to put a newspaper together -- to sweat and toil and draw and redraw and jump to the whims of editors and picture editors and feature editors; to prune and cut and fix and plaster and smooth over the myriad mistakes of soi-disant "writers" who can't tell a misrelated participle from a fucking libel risk -- *then*, and only then, i might fucking consider giving you one trial shift. until then, feel free to suck my root, and that of every other sub in the country, until it fucking bleeds.
also, get one sense of perspective, you little prick. (NB: same goes for me, but i'm not the fud making myself look like the king of the bell-ends in public, am i?)
― grimly fiendish, Thursday, 24 July 2008 12:24 (fifteen years ago) link
I think he has a point
you know what? he almost certainly does. but it's the way he's going about it that makes me want to rip his head off.
i've worked with way more talented journalists than giles fucking coren, believe me. some of them have been utter cunts, too. but never -- not quite -- on that level.
― grimly fiendish, Thursday, 24 July 2008 12:25 (fifteen years ago) link
Someone who subbed the most recent batch of writing I had printed seems to be under the impression that the first word after the second of two dashes within a sentence - such as this one - Starts with a capital letter.
This actually annoyed me more than the end of a reviews column I wrote mysteriously falling off the page, meaning it made no sense at all
― DJ Mencap, Thursday, 24 July 2008 12:27 (fifteen years ago) link
xp Yeah, it's bizarre because even he recognises he's gone waaaayyyyyy ott and yet still he kept on typing and then actually sent it in.
― Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 24 July 2008 12:30 (fifteen years ago) link
when i clicked on the link i thought, no! the guardian's got hold of that old e-mail coren sent years ago moaning about subbing and thinks it's new.
At least with that old email (if you mean the one I think you mean) he had more of a point - the subs had changed a quote from the book he was reviewing that was central to the book's plot.
But, like you say, it's how he goes about it.
― Forest Pines Mk2, Thursday, 24 July 2008 12:30 (fifteen years ago) link
Dude should come and work with me, two years of our subs and he'll just be grateful they spell his name right.
― Pete W, Thursday, 24 July 2008 12:34 (fifteen years ago) link
It strips me of all confidence in writing for the magazine.
;_;
― DG, Thursday, 24 July 2008 12:40 (fifteen years ago) link
"I can't think of a nicer place to sit this spring over a glass of rosé and watch the boys and girls in the street outside smiling gaily to each other, and wondering where to go for a nosh." <-- the little jingle that that I take with me into the weekend.
― Raw Patrick, Thursday, 24 July 2008 12:49 (fifteen years ago) link
I've been sent this link approximately 237* times today, mostly by people whose work I sub. Should I be insulted?
For the record, I think his points regarding metre, innuendo and nuance are entirely valid (irrespective of the dreadfully dull, cliched and ungainly sentence in question), but anyone receiving that email who doesn't reply with the words "Go piss up a rope, you prissy, self-important fucktard" (other swear words are available) is being way too soft on the man.
Also:
bravo!
*three, but... y'know
― CharlieNo4, Thursday, 24 July 2008 12:51 (fifteen years ago) link