The (Now-Overrated) ILX Top 100 Films of the 2000s Poll Results

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Jesus, you guys are disingenuous and mean for no reason sometimes. The funny thing is, I totally remember the Christ-born-in-manger thing as being heavy-handed too, but I can't remember why. Were there animals standing around or something? I think there might have been.

emil.y, Friday, 12 February 2010 13:48 (sixteen years ago)

the kid is not born in a manger iirc, but in a grotty room in bexhill?

V-E-R-Y (history mayne), Friday, 12 February 2010 13:49 (sixteen years ago)

She was talking about Jesus for real.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Friday, 12 February 2010 13:50 (sixteen years ago)

THE KID IS NOT BORN IN A FUCKING MANGER

max, Friday, 12 February 2010 13:51 (sixteen years ago)

xpost Evan Almighty is a sinister piece of shit. Jawdropping in all the wrong ways.

gotanynewsstory? (Dorianlynskey), Friday, 12 February 2010 13:51 (sixteen years ago)

a genuinely nasty modern film w. a fundie christian message is 'evan almighty'. this is not that.

thanks for sharing that truly brilliant insight with us.

sarahel, Friday, 12 February 2010 13:52 (sixteen years ago)

i mean the last thing i want to be is disingenuous and mean but if we are going to have a discussion about a film lets get the specifics of that film right

max, Friday, 12 February 2010 13:52 (sixteen years ago)

I'm not saying it was, the 'thing' in question is the parallel. And I'm asking for help remembering exactly what it was that brought about the memory of it being somewhat ham-fisted. So... anyone who has actually seen the film recently want to add anything?

emil.y, Friday, 12 February 2010 13:53 (sixteen years ago)

i have seen the film recently and i am adding: the christ parallels are not heavy-handed unless you are insanely sensitive to anything that even resembles a biblical story

max, Friday, 12 February 2010 13:53 (sixteen years ago)

please someone explain for me why my subjective opinion of the film is grounded in fact?

Mordy, Friday, 12 February 2010 13:54 (sixteen years ago)

I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS, NOT AN OPINION.

FFS.

emil.y, Friday, 12 February 2010 13:54 (sixteen years ago)

the kid is born in an apartment in the refugee camp as has been said a thousand times

max, Friday, 12 February 2010 13:55 (sixteen years ago)

the girls pregnancy is revealed in a cow barn with cows standing around

max, Friday, 12 February 2010 13:55 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gylKAvCa_c

We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Friday, 12 February 2010 13:55 (sixteen years ago)

these two events--both of which are clear but not ham-fisted echoes of the christ story--are being conflated in ppls minds

max, Friday, 12 February 2010 13:55 (sixteen years ago)

the girls pregnancy is revealed in a cow barn with cows standing around

― max, Friday, February 12, 2010 1:55 PM (27 seconds ago) Bookmark

JUST LIKE IN THE BIBLE

V-E-R-Y (history mayne), Friday, 12 February 2010 13:56 (sixteen years ago)

the girls pregnancy is revealed in a cow barn with cows standing around
― max

Okay, thanks. This is what you could have said straight away in answer to my 'were there animals' question. But no, this is fucking ilx, we have to go through a fucking rigmarole. Well done, chaps.

emil.y, Friday, 12 February 2010 13:57 (sixteen years ago)

oh yeah, we're being the disingenuous ones

Mordy, Friday, 12 February 2010 13:57 (sixteen years ago)

Jesus, you guys are disingenuous and mean for no reason sometimes. The funny thing is, I totally remember the Christ-born-in-manger thing as being heavy-handed too, but I can't remember why. Were there animals standing around or something? I think there might have been.

― emil.y, Friday, February 12, 2010 1:48 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the kid is not born in a manger iirc, but in a grotty room in bexhill?

― V-E-R-Y (history mayne), Friday, February 12, 2010 1:49 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark

READ YR BLOGS

V-E-R-Y (history mayne), Friday, 12 February 2010 13:58 (sixteen years ago)

i sometimes think that ppl who are trained to spend time digging deeply into subtexts of art tend to write off purposefully clear uses of allegory/reference/imagery as more obv than they are because their senses for these things are already really heightened. like if u spend all your time trying to parse nabokovian acrostics and only watch art films i guess i can see why the references to the christ story seem "heavy-handed" in com. but i mean - its popular film? i think the echo is clear (as i sd) but for me it was in no way heavy-handed. ymmv.

and emil.y i mentioned some of the reasons why i noticed the parallels to the christ story but im not super familiar w/ it

Lamp, Friday, 12 February 2010 13:58 (sixteen years ago)

Okay, thanks. This is what you could have said straight away in answer to my 'were there animals' question. But no, this is fucking ilx, we have to go through a fucking rigmarole. Well done, chaps.

― emil.y, Friday, February 12, 2010 8:57 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hi emil.y seriously no offense but we talked about the girls pregnancy being revealed in the manger upthread--not like 100 posts upthread but like 15

max, Friday, 12 February 2010 13:59 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah, but I asked a specific question about animals, and it took a bloody hoopla to get that question answered. Anyway, now that is answered, I'm backing slowly away from you people.

emil.y, Friday, 12 February 2010 14:00 (sixteen years ago)

the girls pregnancy is revealed in a cow barn with cows standing around
― max

Okay, thanks. This is what you could have said straight away in answer to my 'were there animals' question. But no, this is fucking ilx, we have to go through a fucking rigmarole. Well done, chaps.

― emil.y, Friday, 12 February 2010 13:57 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

more prominent than the cows are the milking machines fwiw

joe, Friday, 12 February 2010 14:01 (sixteen years ago)

yeah another way the film 'subverts' the christ parallels

max, Friday, 12 February 2010 14:01 (sixteen years ago)

can imagine ilx reaction if the kid was born in a palace how heavy handed would that symbolism be for you?

Should've been Pret a Manger for extra lols.

The Man With the Magic Eardrums (Billy Dods), Friday, 12 February 2010 14:02 (sixteen years ago)

i sometimes think that ppl who are trained to spend time digging deeply into subtexts of art tend to write off purposefully clear uses of allegory/reference/imagery as more obv than they are because their senses for these things are already really heightened.

this is probably true of me.

sarahel, Friday, 12 February 2010 14:02 (sixteen years ago)

im with lamp that some ppl may be more sensitive than others--but i think also ppl are willfully ignoring the way the movie destabilizes and distances itself from the references & creates meaning in those gaps

max, Friday, 12 February 2010 14:03 (sixteen years ago)

this is probably true of me.

― sarahel, Friday, February 12, 2010 2:02 PM (29 seconds ago) Bookmark

yes, you are clearly a uniquely gifted and sensitive close reader

V-E-R-Y (history mayne), Friday, 12 February 2010 14:03 (sixteen years ago)

haha i mean - probably repeating myself here - but i think the actual concerns of the movie have a lot more to do w/mans relationship to nature/the environment/'physicality' than the christ story or religion. the movie just appropriates some of those symbols for added weight and to echo the stories mythic nature

Lamp, Friday, 12 February 2010 14:06 (sixteen years ago)

i gotta take a nap, not feeling great, but i wanna throw all my chips in with whatever max is saying here. he seems mostly otm. sarahel -- i find most of your readings on this thread totally reductive and not illuminative of the films you're discussing. if you wanted to talk about the heavy-handedness of the scene as broadening the meaning of the film, that would be one thing. but i feel like your critiques are: X film is Y, therefore it's bad. which is really sub-par criticism for any reader. Almost Famous is sexist, therefore it's a bad film. Children of Men is heavy-handed with its Christ imagery, therefore it's a bad film. just super lazy film review stuff.

Mordy, Friday, 12 February 2010 14:06 (sixteen years ago)

I guess the thing for me, is that the birth - probably the most powerful reference, because it was the climax - is near the end, so that it felt like it was stabilizing and coming closer to the references, became more "traditional" at that point. I'd like to repeat that I did like the movie, and that I didn't find the Christian symbolism repugnant, but that I had mixed feelings about it - which did make it interesting.

sarahel, Friday, 12 February 2010 14:07 (sixteen years ago)

Should've been Pret a Manger for extra lols.

ha

Lusty Mo Frazier (jaymc), Friday, 12 February 2010 14:09 (sixteen years ago)

but i feel like your critiques are: X film is Y, therefore it's bad. which is really sub-par criticism for any reader. Almost Famous is sexist, therefore it's a bad film. Children of Men is heavy-handed with its Christ imagery, therefore it's a bad film. just super lazy film review stuff.

Where did I say Children of Men was a bad film? I didn't. I found Almost Famous to be sexist, and that precluded me from liking it. You're a really lazy reader.

sarahel, Friday, 12 February 2010 14:10 (sixteen years ago)

this is probably true of me.

― sarahel, Friday, February 12, 2010 2:02 PM (29 seconds ago) Bookmark

yes, you are clearly a uniquely gifted and sensitive close reader

― V-E-R-Y (history mayne), Friday, February 12, 2010 6:03 AM (7 minutes ago)

You are clearly an insecure asshole.

sarahel, Friday, 12 February 2010 14:11 (sixteen years ago)

NO U R

(Protip: If you bitch about the film being a heavy-handed reference to Christ, and mention how it reminded you of Fundementalist Christianity in America -- people are going to assume you didn't like the film.)

Mordy, Friday, 12 February 2010 14:12 (sixteen years ago)

TS - CoM miracle birth in squalid circumstances ending vs. alien/angel leads the innocents to heaven in Knowing

xp to Mordy - Except that she stated that she liked it SEVERAL TIMES before the evangelical comment.

Fetchboy, Friday, 12 February 2010 14:13 (sixteen years ago)

You are clearly an insecure asshole.

― sarahel, Friday, February 12, 2010 2:11 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

actually im a pretty self-confident asshole, but you do have a way with ruining threads with yr headbanging

V-E-R-Y (history mayne), Friday, 12 February 2010 14:14 (sixteen years ago)

it's a big thread. i must've missed that part. tbh, i'm not doing a critical analysis on sarahel's positions on films. i don't really care.

Mordy, Friday, 12 February 2010 14:14 (sixteen years ago)

but you do have a way with ruining threads with yr headbanging

this is otm, btw. sarahel has a very distinctive posting style and it's kinda frustrating

Mordy, Friday, 12 February 2010 14:15 (sixteen years ago)

regret not voting for this movie now tbh - gwana do like 100 hail marys

ice cr?m, Friday, 12 February 2010 14:15 (sixteen years ago)

If you bitch about the film being a heavy-handed reference to Christ, and mention how it reminded you of Fundementalist Christianity in America

Uh, I didn't say it reminded me of fundamentalist christianity - I said it made me think about hippies converting to Christianity and how if evangelical christians wanted to convert today's counterculture, i wondered how they would go about it. It was a total tangent.

sarahel, Friday, 12 February 2010 14:16 (sixteen years ago)

tbh I find this kind of funny - sarahel and mordy are both very levelheaded posters, so to watch them butt heads is like..hmm I shouldn't post the analogy

dyao, Friday, 12 February 2010 14:16 (sixteen years ago)

I don't even know what movie you guys are talking about anymore.

Jeff, Friday, 12 February 2010 14:20 (sixteen years ago)

actually im a pretty self-confident asshole, but you do have a way with ruining threads with yr headbanging

― V-E-R-Y (history mayne), Friday, February 12, 2010 6:14 AM (4 minutes ago)

You have a way of ruining threads with willful ignorance that I can only assume is trolling, so I really don't give a shit if you think I ruin threads.

sarahel, Friday, 12 February 2010 14:20 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3dUfykR-_g

V-E-R-Y (history mayne), Friday, 12 February 2010 14:21 (sixteen years ago)

this thread needs some divine intervention

ice cr?m, Friday, 12 February 2010 14:21 (sixteen years ago)

http://religiousphotoshops.thesheppardway.com/christian/Jesus/Photoshopped/funny_jesus_7.gif

sarahel, Friday, 12 February 2010 14:23 (sixteen years ago)

I guess the thing for me, is that the birth - probably the most powerful reference, because it was the climax - is near the end, so that it felt like it was stabilizing and coming closer to the references, became more "traditional" at that point. I'd like to repeat that I did like the movie, and that I didn't find the Christian symbolism repugnant, but that I had mixed feelings about it - which did make it interesting.

i dont think theres any qn that the child is a messiah figure esp in that moment and i think the prior references build to that but i think its simply a way of communicating the weight of affect this moment has to a western audience - its almost an inevitable conflation. and the child does feel like a sacrifice - a living atonement for the world's sins (and the hints that the disease = apple) but there are just as many gaps and inconsistencies cf. mordy's post.

and really idk u can read that moment just as clearly as a reemergence/reassertion of the natural world over the 'technological' one. its an incredibly rich moment imo and just beautifully shot. its p visceral in a way that allows multiple readings i think

Lamp, Friday, 12 February 2010 14:24 (sixteen years ago)

Ha! Mayne, yr making me regret leaving Anchorman off my ballot something bad.

Fetchboy, Friday, 12 February 2010 14:25 (sixteen years ago)

xp lamp - but does ilx allow multiple readings?

sarahel, Friday, 12 February 2010 14:25 (sixteen years ago)


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