could never get over the cognitive dissonance of FUCKING DISNEY selling me a movie about consumerism and over-consumption. O RLY. its called co-opting the critique via spectacle and its lame.
― Wrinkles, I'll see you on the other side (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, February 11, 2010 7:21 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban
srs or no?
― chris nibbs (cozen), Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:29 (sixteen years ago)
films that may have even made points that, when taking that into account, seem contradictory.
― ('_') (omar little), Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:30 (sixteen years ago)
Heaven forbid that kids have toys to play with.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:30 (sixteen years ago)
calling the Fat People in Space portion BAD is just hysteria.
no, it's not bad, and as satire it's pretty great, but caring about what happened... didn't happen
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:30 (sixteen years ago)
Shakey would rather have Greenpeace distribute expensive animated films w/ anticonsumerist message
― Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:30 (sixteen years ago)
Shakey's argument here manages to be the worst of the entire thread.
― abcfsk, Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:31 (sixteen years ago)
I kind of wish I'd seen "Wall-E" because this pile-on is shaping up hilariously
― Michael Steele, the first black Superman (HI DERE), Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:31 (sixteen years ago)
my children only play with hemp
― velko, Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:31 (sixteen years ago)
is discussion of every film in the top 10 going to devolve into political butthurtz
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:31 (sixteen years ago)
top 100 more like
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:32 (sixteen years ago)
i'm quite certain there are films you like and went to see that were made by studios owned by corporations who cause horrible landfill overspill worldwide.
I'm sure that's entirely true but those movies weren't cutesy little robot movies specifically ABOUT humanity's garbage. If Exxon made a cute little movie about a robot teaching humanity about the evils of the oil industry wouldn't you be just a little bit suspect/confused
x-posts
― Wrinkles, I'll see you on the other side (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:32 (sixteen years ago)
like don't shit on my plate and call it ice cream, its just insulting
In their defense they didn't exactly flood the market with WALL-E toys, which was kind of admirable. There were a few here and there, but not exactly a merchandising blitz.
― El Poopo Loco (Pancakes Hackman), Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:33 (sixteen years ago)
luvd wall*e - everyone is right that the beginning is better than the end - and im right that UP is better altogether
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:33 (sixteen years ago)
If tobacco industry can be made to fund anti-tobacco ads, I'm all for Exxon funding No Blood For Oil agit-prop.
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:33 (sixteen years ago)
guys, remember when wall-e was offensive to fat people?
― Mordy, Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:33 (sixteen years ago)
uh shakey i think i could see where you were going with this if wall-e had been made by the disposable diaper industry or something but as it is i am confused
― 3:16 (jjjusten), Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:34 (sixteen years ago)
don't get me started on the second half of up
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:34 (sixteen years ago)
i was the #1 for Wall-E :) :) :)
― da Condom FATHER (some dude), Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:34 (sixteen years ago)
and im right that UP is better altogether
I thought the fat people in outerspace part was better than the talking dogs part of Up.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:34 (sixteen years ago)
Loved the first third of WALL-E; the rest was too garish and confusingly frenetic. My feelings weren't too different from when I saw The Dark Knight, tbh: must it devolve into wall-to-wall action?
― Lusty Mo Frazier (jaymc), Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:34 (sixteen years ago)
Where was Eva's abortion, I ask you.
― queen frostine (Eric H.), Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:34 (sixteen years ago)
up doesnt have halves its seamless fyi
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:35 (sixteen years ago)
if Wall-E's making had been forced on Disney/Pixar by the gov't and civil lawsuits I would enjoy my lolz at the accompanying "warm... and mandoatory" ad campaign
― Wrinkles, I'll see you on the other side (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:35 (sixteen years ago)
And, yeah, the truism that WALL-E's first 20 minutes are way better than the rest =/= rest of the movie is bad.
― queen frostine (Eric H.), Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:35 (sixteen years ago)
Some of that suspicion sort of has to rest on what the actual message is, doesn't it? I mean, if the robot says "hey kids, oil companies are pollution monsters that kill cute animals... EXCEPT FOR EXXON, WHO EMPLOYS CUTE ANIMALS TO WORK IN SPARKLING FUN PALACES" you might have a valid point, but I gather from the people who have seen "Wall-E" that the message given isn't quite that self-serving...?
― Michael Steele, the first black Superman (HI DERE), Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:35 (sixteen years ago)
up doesn't have halves, it's perfectly formed
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:36 (sixteen years ago)
I like the idea of a sparkling fun palace.
― Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:36 (sixteen years ago)
xp - but I think at this point in history, audiences are a lot more savvy about motives vis a vis corporations and selling messages, especially ones as blatant as your Exxon/cute robot example. Maybe you don't, but I often have mixed feelings about things.
― sarahel, Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:36 (sixteen years ago)
man, a movie that tries to do something cinematic with Real Serious Problems just gets shit on for the attempt. or for not offering a solution, or being absolutely clear about real-world villains, or something, i dunno.
"disney" didn't make wall-e, a bunch of individual employees of disney did. who signs the checks is an important part of the equation, but i don't think it's absolutely damning.
haven't seen this btw (not like that's a problem itt amirite)
― goole, Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:36 (sixteen years ago)
and while all of you dither about the pixar cash machine rolls on
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:37 (sixteen years ago)
I'm working in one right now
― Wrinkles, I'll see you on the other side (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:37 (sixteen years ago)
― queen frostine (Eric H.), Thursday, February 11, 2010 7:35 PM (1 minute ago)
^^^this exactly.
― 3:16 (jjjusten), Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:38 (sixteen years ago)
must it devolve into wall-to-wall action?
If it wants to keep ice cr?am awake, it does.
― Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:39 (sixteen years ago)
Plus tbqf it's not like Disney commissioned an anti-consumerist script and hired Pixar to make it. Movie was developed in-house at Pixar and production started long before Disney actually acquired Pixar and were just the distribution/marketing partner splitting production costs and profits. Did Disney even have script approval or edits on Pixar movies prior to the acquisition?
― El Poopo Loco (Pancakes Hackman), Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:39 (sixteen years ago)
http://i729.photobucket.com/albums/ww300/seanachie/NotSureIfSerious.jpg
― chris nibbs (cozen), Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:39 (sixteen years ago)
I think in a lot of ways Wall-E did what Idiocracy tried to do a lot better.
― sarahel, Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:39 (sixteen years ago)
sometimes i am sleepy morbz!
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:40 (sixteen years ago)
BTW:
Results 1 - 10 of about 1,391 for wall-e toys. http://www.google.com/products?q=wall-e+toys&hl=en&aq=f
Results 1 - 10 of about 39,020 for incredibles toys.http://www.google.com/products?q=incredibles+toys&hl=en&aq=f
Results 1 - 10 of about 15,685 for disney cars toyshttp://www.google.com/products?q=disney+cars+toys&hl=en&aq=f
― Michael Steele, the first black Superman (HI DERE), Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:40 (sixteen years ago)
I don't really get why the funding of the movie is such a big thing. If Disney wants to fund a movie with a ecological message, how is the message diminished by knowing who paid the bill? I'd understand the argument if there were some signs of Disney diluting or censoring the message, but I didn't see any of that in WALL-E. It's still a pretty damning statement regardless of who paid for it.
― Tuomas, Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:40 (sixteen years ago)
like I said, I enjoyed the first third or so but I agree with the critique that once it gets into space it just devolves into a very predictable ho-hum "oooh look another purdy chase scene" morass. political issues aside, that anyone thinks this is the best filmmaking of the decade is .. *smh*
― Wrinkles, I'll see you on the other side (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:40 (sixteen years ago)
jhosh, its because you are high, its ok, you can tell us
― 3:16 (jjjusten), Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:41 (sixteen years ago)
would a regular movie with a great first 30 minutes and a mediocre final hour be in the top 10? it's insulting to real humans I tell ya
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:42 (sixteen years ago)
plus the character design was lifted almost wholesale from Short Circuit. SHORT CIRCUIT people!
― Wrinkles, I'll see you on the other side (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:42 (sixteen years ago)
lol tbh dont smoke weed :/
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:42 (sixteen years ago)
Short Circuit without Ally Sheedy, might I add.
― Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:42 (sixteen years ago)
considering that two Bourne movies made it onto this poll, it appears that ilx appreciates purdy chase scenes.
― sarahel, Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:42 (sixteen years ago)
Johnny 5 was just a robot ET anyway.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:43 (sixteen years ago)
sorry for all the yelling btw
― Wrinkles, I'll see you on the other side (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:43 (sixteen years ago)
and the WALL-E people replaced the Saturday Night Sequence with Hello Dolly! or whatever.
― Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:43 (sixteen years ago)