what the fuck am i getting myself into with this grad school stuff

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Like I said, it's just philo + math + hard sciences that I'm familiar with. And only Ph.D. programs; no idea about masters' programs. At my grad school I taught at most one course a term and made pretty good coin, I thought (for the midwest, granted; I don't know how people survive in NYC on grad student stipends, but in the midwest it was enough to live on + save + travel all over the world; and friends bought houses). Funding was guaranteed. It was a private research university.

At the university I teach at (a big public research university again in the midwest) the grad students teach a bit more than I did and make less money, but living expenses are still low enough that they can avoid debt at least.

yeah i have no idea how someone does nyc on a grad student stipend + part time job=would drive me crazy

it's possible my friends and i were just spendy, but teaching one course a quarter was not enough to cover living expenses + what i would consider reasonable incidental luxuries (beer, eating out once in a while)

i can imagine math and hard sciences programs pay grad students better; heartened to hear philosophy does too

grad school in the UK is paid enough that i managed to survive a year without funding because i saved for the last two years i did have funding (and this was in an expensive town). there's opportunity cost, sure, but getting into debt is just nuts.

grad student stipend in the UK is fixed by government and is the same for humanities and sciences (although there are significantly fewer humanties studentships available (and if you get your funding from someone other than the government, which a minority do, then all bets are off))

Funding in philo is a little worse than math but not much worse, at least at the places I'm familiar with.

I think debt is nuts too given what everyone's saying about indentured servitude but I have colleagues 10+ years out who still have grad student debt. I don't get it at all.

Keep in mind I'm talking only about philo + math and the hard sciences. I don't know much about how things are in the other humanities or the social sciences.

im in the hard sciences and i only have partial funding atm and am living pretty much in poverty although i dont have any debt and my job prospects are (hopefully!) p good. although the fact that i make less than i do i was 19 and will continue to do so for the near future and the fact that my younger siblings own their own homes is making me a little regretful

the point he makes abt guilting students w/the life of the mind stuff is really good - the reason i left my job and went back 2 school was p much this - although it was more abt feeling like i was doing something of use to the world at large and that i cld be happy w/ ~~ thats such a powerful tool

the grad students i knew who didn't get their master's first, but came directly into the Ph.D. program didn't plan on going into debt; there was just a mismatch between funding and living expenses that grew as the years went on. and a bunch of magical thinking that most grad students in English literature are predisposed to, given what we studied.

friend of mine came from the u.s. to do her phd in the uk. powered through it in < 3 years, paid for by her folks. not debt, but it still didn't make much sense to me. she wasn't really competitive on the job market (although she got something she likes and stayed in astronomy).

is anyone here in a french phd program? curious about what the job market would be like for someone who graduates from say, a top 5 program.

you mean in France? or in French / modern languages in the USA?

interested to hear euler's thoughts on that too. my impression of french astronomers is that they exist in this parallel job market that the ROW knows nothing about, and it is essentially a closed shop, unlike pretty much anywhere else in astronomy except maybe japan. so i have no idea.

either really! but probably america

(but I mean studying french lit in either case)

haha, xp, i mean france the country (if you have time/opinion)!

like i share an office with two french final year grad students and i have never even heard of the jobs they are applying for.

yeah my impressions of french academia was that it was basically its own world, interesting if that held true for science too

Now that I'm in a tt job, I've def. have to adjust my expectations for standard of living compared to my friends who didn't go to grad school. They do stuff/have stuff I can't do, wrt cash.
xp

my (prob not-too-well-informed) opinion on the entire US ed system (from pre-K up) is that the incentives, funding mechanisms and emphases are totally fucked up and backwards. we dump money, time, and sweat into people (and take it from them) between the ages of 18 and 22, which is basically a waste at that point if the earlier stages haven't been done right. everything between age 4 and 18 is a gamble at best and a shitshow at worst. the whole game is a colossal misuse of resources and human talent.

my preferred model is much greater intensity in educating children, and a much narrower and less universally-insisted-upon route through a university afterwards. basically south korea for kids, and, i dunno, the UK in the 30s afterwards.

i didn't learn much of anything in college that i couldn't have done as a teenager.

xp lol essentially ANY structure of french life is a "closed shop" amirite? not just being an astronomer...

the grad students i knew who didn't get their master's first, but came directly into the Ph.D. program didn't plan on going into debt; there was just a mismatch between funding and living expenses that grew as the years went on

this is my situation - im adjusting by living cheaper than i did b4 but its hard

caek im always curious when u bump that thread - what do you think the mkt for non-academic jobs for some1 in your field wld be like? i think most of the ppl in my field get non-academic jobs is that true in astronomy as well?

as far as sciences are concerned, where output/experience is important, the uk model for grad school (same in australia) is a problem when u.s. (and to an extent european) programmes are so much longer. those programmes exert inflation on ours, which is starting to make them longer.

(but they are still long done by age 30! i got lost on the way to college, so i'm 28, but most people are < 25 when they finish.)

I don't know much about the academic job market in France but let's just say that I am learning (can't say more on this right now, mum's the word etc.). It is a very closed job market b/c it's a closed academic world, but you can get in from the outside. Things are changing rapidly here wrt its closedness, though not without pains. I have lots of views about why this is a closed place, based on half-asses speculative theories about French national character, but they're better suited to pub talk than online.

I know lots of students here who've finished their degrees and then kinda floated around b/w various European post-docs w/o much luck in job finding. But they don't seem to consider going to the USA for jobs. France is a great place but employment is an even better place, even if it's the midwest. Although I'm not sure it's that they're committed to staying in France, but more that they don't realize that they can be competitive in the American job market, if their game is good enough.

xp

but basically I'm asking for my gf, who has an essentially perfect academic CV - is thinking about getting a phd (in french)- yay, stipend, studying etc.

I think if she knew for SURE that by going to the right program and working her ass off for X years that she could get a tenured position at a decent university, she'd be willing to do whatever it took. but we've done the research and it's like...you can never be sure. which is where the doubt comes in. those articles, the numbers, decline of tenure in academia...

but any closed academic world has different standards for what counts as good game, so this is part of the growing pains of opening.

(sorry, just finishing my thought)

xp to lamp:

i get the impression it's ok for, e.g. me if i leave. the vast majority of those who leave academia after an astronomy phd are fairly sophisticated computer programmers and numerate in a way that is quite useful in a lot of industry/government.

but unlike biochem/pharma, there is not a "private astronomy" industry, so the prospects for continuing to "work in astronomy" professionally are nonexistent (outside some niche public outreach stuff: planetariums, publishing, pop. sci journalism etc.)

one exception: about 1/3 of students do instrumentation, which is essentially optical/electrical engineering and solid state physics, with a token unpublished astronomy chapter in your thesis. if this is you when you leave astronomy you are sorted for life and will never want for anything, especially if you are cool with the military.

haha no way can you be sure about getting a tt job, unless maybe you graduate from a top 5 dept with a pretty standard specialization and are completely willing to live anywhere, perhaps at an institution that you'd o/w consider beneath you, especially after spending time at a top 5 dept.

xp to iatee

xxp to self: there used to be a bit of a treadmill from physics phds to quant. finance, which i guess has slowed down a bit in the past couple of years, but those guys are retarded and will employ anyone who can solve a differential equation with a computer (which i suppose is true of most of science these days), so there's always that.

i shouldn't be in debt when i'm done, because i've gotten through my teaching and by living frugally (relatively speaking). and, to be honest, my mother buys big things for me (like when i need a new computer). so i can't pretend to be totally independent.

i do worry, enormously, about the lack of jobs. but i'm too old to do anything else; i've invested too much time and energy on this. and unlike, say, a computer scientists, the skills i've picked up are not very transferable.

the irony is that right at the point when you need to kick things into high gear (after coursework is over and you start work on a dissertation), i've become completely burned out. need to rekindle my intellectual enthuasiasm pronto, start writing and publishing and giving conference papers.

i do think i would give any undergrad curious about grad school those chronicle articles. if they still want to try it, cool, but they should know the odds.

one big problem is that i entered grad school at age 27, and i actually think i missed my years of peak intellectual energy. i feel a lot dumber now, at 32, than i did a decade ago.

thanks for the france thoughts, euler.

wrt to French programs in the USA: my impression is that European modern language specializations are in danger right now: declining enrollment in secondary school French + German means less demand for undergrad teaching means less demand for new hires in modern language departments. Plus modern languages is pretty politicized as a discipline as I understand it, and so you have to worry about rightwingers ransacking universities on political (in)correctness grounds and killing those departments. I know that at some schools they're considering moving toward focusing on European language training rather than European lit training, which also changes the composition of those departments and their future hiring plans.

i do think i would give any undergrad curious about grad school those chronicle articles. if they still want to try it, cool, but they should know the odds.

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it was always awkward when my undergrad students would tell me they were interested in grad school and did i have any advice. i tried to give them a corrective perspective like the one in those chronicle articles but i'm not sure they bought it coming from me. the way i used to hear that lecture pre-grad school was that you could overcome all of that if you were just good enough.

to self: there used to be a bit of a treadmill from physics phds to quant. finance, which i guess has slowed down a bit in the past couple of years, but those guys are retarded and will employ anyone who can solve a differential equation with a computer (which i suppose is true of most of science these days), so there's always that.

haha i partly asked this bcuz when i worked in finance (2002-2006) there were a bunch of physics dudes across p much all the institutions i dealt with. also i was curious if like nasa/esa/whomever employed some of u guyz ~ its a little early for me but im thinking of aiming for some gov't stuff in the future. i think even being in a really good program an academic position is mb out of grasp *shrug*

one big problem is that i entered grad school at age 27, and i actually think i missed my years of peak intellectual energy. i feel a lot dumber now, at 32, than i did a decade ago.

I can sympathize with this, but looking back, I don't think I was "smarter", just better at churning out work in an extremely structured environment. The days of being an assignment-writing machine are over, if I look at stuff I wrote 10 years ago I guess I'm just surprised at how much more efficient I used to be.

At tt job interviews with grad students one standard component of the interview is a lunch with grad students. I think I'd usually end up with a negative vote from them b/c I'd say very realistic things about their chances (e.g. "you'll be horribly lucky if you even get a tt job with a 3-3 teaching load in the midwest").

my impression is that nasa/esa mainly employ engineering people. most of the "science" is done by academics outside those institutions, and the in-house scientists they do have are a tiny fraction of their workforce (and a small number in an absolute sense relative to the academic market)

i feel like people realise whether an academic career is possible fo them (never mind whether they want it) in the last 1-2 years of their PhD. until the subject clicks for me as a landscape, i didn't know where i stood. tbh i still have my doubts, but i'm keen, and a big part of persisting is so i can leave europe because it look interesting.

I can sympathize with this, but looking back, I don't think I was "smarter", just better at churning out work in an extremely structured environment. The days of being an assignment-writing machine are over, if I look at stuff I wrote 10 years ago I guess I'm just surprised at how much more efficient I used to be.

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totes. first year or two of my phd i literally did not work.

But "efficient" is a bit of an ill-defined word here -- it's not as if I'm doing the same stuff now as I was then, so it's hard to compare "efficiency" across disciplines with completely different goals and different measures of "success".

xpost to me

the way i used to hear that lecture pre-grad school was that you could overcome all of that if you were just good enough.

friends of mine from undergrad that have gone on to do grad work all felt like this i think. its mb part of what hes getting @ in that article - u get a lot of praise and a sense of importance from going to a top 10 undergrad school and its p easy i think to seem exceptional and capable - its too easy to imagine yourself as the exception

first year of my Ph.D. program was the worst year of my life: never had I experienced such tremendous self-doubt, realizing how stupid I am. That has helped me a lot, though: this academic life is regularly publicly humiliating (which is what someone pointed out above), in that you put your work out there and others read it and then argue that you are completely wrong about everything in front of your peers. And that's all good! b/c people are reading and talking about you. You also have to get used to being treated like a rookie all over again, just when you think you did something important in finishing a Ph.D.

well i simply am so exhausted from the work i have to do that i find myself turning into a slug in the time i should be spending doing my own research for my dissertation, etc. whereas i think when i was younger i would be more productive in that so-called "free time."

xpost

yeah and i think one problem is that you are of course speaking to professors who DID luck out. the top schools don't tend to have people hanging around who spent years without getting tenure-track appointments, so you don't get that side of the story.

i'm not terribly afraid of being told i'm wrong, i'm more afraid of there being literally nobody who is the slightest bit interested in what i write.

basically i should kill myself.

I'm glad I found ILX/started posting on it - it's pretty much everything I liked about college (jamming about books/movies/other pieces of art) and none of what I hated (writing papers, kissing up to profs)

it was kind of depressing getting an email from one of my TAs last fall being like "so glad you're considering grad school! but for some perspective check out this long list of schools I applied to for jobs and am still waiting to hear back from" *bunch of small state schools in the middle of nowhere*

time has come for my fun AHRC application-making. PhD in (continental) philosophy. LIKELY. I'm in the midst of my Masters now and getting good grades, although my big concern is that my failure to present any papers at conferences or get anything published will stand against me - even though it's not very common at Masters level I'm sure it's something the AHRC love. Currently I'm lucky enough to have my tuition fees covered and working part-time earns me £7000 a year which is juuuuuust about enough to get by, but the working really bites into the academic side. Not a balance I've managed to work out to my satisfaction. So in the likely event I'm rejected here, I guess I'm off to full-time work and saving up for a few years. Anyone got any tips for the proposal process? The main one I've heard so far is that the AHRC are real impressed with talk of CREATIVITY and NEW DIRECTIONS and INTERDISCIPLINARITY and such, which I feel pretty cheap about doing but hey I'd kill a man for £15k a year.

"i'm more afraid of there being literally nobody who is the slightest bit interested in what i write."

i've found this is not a worry limited to grad school/academia, if it makes you feel any better.