c/d: paris hilton

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Classic for the parade of horrible, hilarious outfits, dud for not being crazy or hot.

BUTTDOZER, Wednesday, 9 February 2005 14:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I forgot the stretched tight-as-a-drum plastic-surgery facial features - add that to the dudlist

Dadrockismus (Dada), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 14:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Paris isn't really "skeletal," just more lanky / gangly / willowy. At least from what I can tell.

You obv haven't checked LimeLight.org for a while. She's much too skinny, look how her shoulder bones (?) stick out. There was an article/interview/whatever which focused on her obsessive way of dieting and overfeeding her pets. Whatever, I think she's just plain boring, empty and extremely unattractive. It's close to necrophilia if you fuck Paris: there's nothing *there*. On top of that, who hasn't been up/under/behind Paris? That said, the amateur sex video was *hawt* as hell, I loved watching her doe-eyed expression, the sex was average. Rick however was fucking the camera, not her. Her whole schtick - I have money - is also pretty silly. I was astounded to see how many teenage girls look up to her: a vapid Barbie styled skeleton with a sidekick in one hand and a complete turd (Rick S? that MTVJock/Porn guy? EW!) in another hand. Did you guys/girls see that picture of her walking on the street with her boob sticking out. Nicky Hilton isn't much better. B-list celebs at best.

stevie nixed (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

(For those wondering, there is a post on here which explains what tremendoid was referencing with the "stupid niggers" comment. Racism, that's hot.)

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Paris Hilton was the 2nd most popular querry on google in 2004
If I have what affirmative and what else no comment
If I care affirmative a critical analysis no comment

Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)

(From that site that Dan linked to comes the following comment: Get real. The chicks got mucho dinero but I wouldn't screw her with John Kerry's dick tied to a telephone pole. WTF?)

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 16:52 (twenty-one years ago)

cuz john kerry's got a big ol' dick, y'see, only he has a problem of showing it, apparently

Kingfish MuffMiner 2049er (Kingfish), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

the whole "curves are in" thing isn't really valid. it's a slogan thrown around when someone is slender yet not flat-chested (gisele, elizabeth hurley, etc).

I understand what you're saying, but I'm not sure how that contradicts my main point. I think people are slightly more cautious about saying a woman has no boobs (vs. "no ass"), but it's still a fuller figure means more "real" equation.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 18:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I just want some MOTHAFUCKIN FAT FUCKIN TITTIES O_O

that's hot, Wednesday, 9 February 2005 18:18 (twenty-one years ago)

People are more cautious about saying "no boobs" because there hasn't been a widely-publicized, well-documented rash of fatalities/horrifying health complications linked to butt implants.

Also, people do still criticize women for not having boobs!

Finally, your main point is invalid because when they pick "full-figured" sex symbols, they pick people like J.Lo and Beyonce, neither of which could possibly be bigger than an 8. (Kate Winslet and Drew Barrymore are other good examples of this phenomenon of "sexy women in Hollywood who are full-figured are at least four sizes smaller than the national average".)

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Look everyone, my main point is that it's not ok to redress the tyranny of thin by putting people down for having "no ass"! It's not that complicated. I wrote "FULLER" in both posts, ok?

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Spencer has no ass.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Do too!

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

The first time I met Nabisco he recommended a book to me, too! What's with that guy?!

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

That's hot.

Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 18:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I guess he thinks he's all cool, because he can like *READ* and stuff.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 18:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Can we put people down for having no ass in the interest of being catty about famous people? The tyranny of thin is a snoozer :(

adez, Wednesday, 9 February 2005 18:46 (twenty-one years ago)

whatta guy, nabisco.

peter smith (plsmith), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

(Kate Winslet and Drew Barrymore are other good examples of this phenomenon of "sexy women in Hollywood who are full-figured are at least four sizes smaller than the national average".)

Yeah, I love how when Britney Spears was getting raked over in the press for letting herself go by being chubby and full-figured, my ex (who is pretty skinny herself) had backstage passes and took her little sister to the show. After the show my ex was standing next to Britney pretty close up and said she was absolutely tiny.

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think most of the media were picking on Britney for gaining weight per se but because she just let herself go in general. Walking around gas station bathrooms barefoot and marrying unemployed LFO dancers, and whatnot.

Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 18:53 (twenty-one years ago)

There were quite a few unpleasant comments right here on this board.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I would never be one to confuse ILM with the press, but the tabloids were certainly making an issue of her "weight-problem".

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

The tabloids are a bit different. They walk this weird line where every female celebrity is judged to be grossly overweight or a sickly anorexic -- there is no medium.

Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I love Paris Hilton! I think she's absolutely gorgeous, and I am fascinated by the whole famous-for-being-famous thing. I also think she's secretly very intelligent in her own way. I would like to chat with her, though not regularly. I would definitely like to see more young women treat her as a role model.

Slagging women off for being too skinny when they're clearly fine is as ridiculous as slagging women off for being too fat when they're nothing of the sort. And I find it disturbing that anyone could actually loathe her, wtf? And that she's labelled as this super-dirrty slut (which by the people doing the labelling tends to be a negative) because of the sex video.

in other words, Spencer otm.

The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

*steps into thread, looks around, leaves*

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 19:01 (twenty-one years ago)

and jesus this 'she has no ass' thing is stupid. So? So what if she has no ass?

The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 19:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, let's gloss over the racism accuasation because she's a party icon. Nice one.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Basically (and I recognize that this is irrational) my opinion of anyone who knows about the "stupid niggers" comment and still likes Paris Hilton is pretty much bottom of the barrell. Have fun with your vacuous princess and don't talk to me ever again.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 19:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I would definitely like to see more young women treat her as a role model.

?

mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 19:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan, I've only heard that as a rumor, and when it's reported no one actually says that they themselves heard it.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 19:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan, I couldn't open your link above. Can you paste any of it here?

Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)

i've never heard about the 'stupid niggers' comment. would anyone like to elaborate? I'm on dial-up and glossed over most of the thread.

role model, as in hanging around all day doing nothing but getting mad money = the way forward!

(I am aware that one has to be an heiress to do this, yes. it was kind of tongue-in-cheek.)

The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan, I've only heard that as a rumor, and when it's reported no one actually says that they themselves heard it.

Hence my comment about my feelings being irrational; if it was well-documented there wouldn't be any caveats on my part.

Dan, I couldn't open your link above. Can you paste any of it here?

In response to I believe the second sex tape:

Today in the "news" it was said that in the video two black guys approach her and ask her to model their clothes , she was nice to them and said no thanks ,,when they left she turned around and said to her friend "stupid niggers" she was not going to model for them lol

Completely unsubstantiated but with an alleged source (a 12-hour long sex and drug bonanza). My big issue is that I can very easily see her saying this and I don't really like her anyway. (Please let's not use the stupid "but she's friends with Nicole Ritchie" argument because I can tell you from personal experience that it is not only possible but probable for black people to discover their white friends are racists who don't see why that should impinge upon the friendship with said black person who isn't like those niggers.)

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm half on-board with this 'secret genius' meme. I only saw the first season of the simple life, but c'mon. She's not audacious, just entitled. She's entertaining in the way that all famous spazzed-out wrecks are, but she's not half the screwball that Nicole Richie is. She has a face like a jarful of smashed asses. Yet it all never stops being zlol.

adez, Wednesday, 9 February 2005 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Nicole Ritchie was very likeable on Stern last week.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

(I can picture her saying it pretty easily too, if it weren't so passe I would invoke 'VICE' right here.)

langsty, Wednesday, 9 February 2005 19:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Nicole is hilarious!

Paris did look outstanding in that Guess? ad she did and in "Zoolander". (but yeah, I get gigantic Gavin VICE vibes from her, only with buckets of money attached)

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I like Nicole Richie, she's a bit more sympathetic, and she's actually chatty and has some personality whereas PH can't seem to muster more than a monosyllabic grunt half the time?

AIDSrian, Wednesday, 9 February 2005 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

so she didn't definitely say it!

Whether or not her saying it is plausible, I'd say that people making up this story is equally plausible given that she is the object of so much irrational hatred.

The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

(nb I would still sleep with Paris Hilton for tons of money; I would just hate myself afterwards)

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

TS: paris hilton or ann coulter

:'(, Wednesday, 9 February 2005 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Paris, duh!

i think Paris would be a superb fag hag.

The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I WOULD NEVER EVER EVER IN A MILLION YEARS SLEEP WITH ANN COULTER.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Paris has a wonky eye but Coulter has dead zombie eyes.

Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude seriously I had never heard about the "stupid niggers" comment until today, if it's true then that's a pretty shitty thing to say, I agree. So that qualifies my statement of "Paris Hilton is ok by me".

Allyzay, Wednesday, 9 February 2005 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Okay, wait, I found the story friend Stripey told me a couple of years ago about Hilton. And it's a doozy:

http://www.anecdotage.com/index.php?aid=6487

In August 2002, Paris Hilton crashed Siouxsie Sioux's private after-party in Los Angeles. "Paris sauntered straight over to Siouxsie's table, plopped herself down and proceeded to make a call on her cellphone. Siouxsie's guests held their tongues but the guest of honor wasn't about to be dissed by a 20-year-old socialite, so she told Paris, 'You are being rude and ruining my party. Take that incessant vapid conversation away from here.'"

Beautiful. :-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 19:54 (twenty-one years ago)

oh i'd be self-loathing alright! self-loathing all the way to the bank!

Kingfish MuffMiner 2049er (Kingfish), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

PARIS HITLER

Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I love her! You guys are too hard on the stars.

jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Who cares who Siouxsie Sioux is or what she looks like?

Who did release magic family out from the base of $499 (deangulberry), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)


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