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my best friend jonny vodka

is this like "My good buddy Jack Daniels"?

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

no, jon's last name is polish and very similar to vodka.

and dan, sen. carl levin's office (from the UP) is pissing me off. see what you can do about voting him out, ok?

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

er, PRONOUNCED very similarly to vodka.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

Dude! Carl kicks ass! If he was voted out the state'd end up with another CLOWN like Spence Abraham again.

― dan m, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

In Minnesota they started a game called Ringette that was meant to be a kind of ladies' hockey, but now the ladies just play hockey period.

― Eazy, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

2x on Levin.

― sisut, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

carl's office is a pain in my ass. this is the second time i've fielded this question from them in two months. from the same staffer. please stop wasting everyone's time.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

Levin's been pretty outspoken against the war, hasn't he?

― Eazy, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

I started a fire in the backyard.

― Jesse, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT THE WORLD IN GENERAL I AM ONLY CONCERNED WITH MY LITTLE CORNER OF THIS BUILDING FOR 8HOURS A DAY.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

I used gasoline.

― Jesse, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

INSURANCE MONEY, HERE WE COME.

― Jesse, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

Jesse, unless you started a fire in Kevin's office, just keep it to yourself, okay?

― Jenny, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

Fire.

― Jesse, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

Are you the god of small fire?

― Jenny, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

I also used butane to do some amateur fire-eating in the kitchen. My mom was impressed. You could tell by the way she screamed "AYE AYE AYE NO NO NO!"

― Jesse, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

no no no!!! PLEASE COME HERE AND START A FIRE!!!!

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

Fire. ILX will not let me re-post that word by itself.

― Jesse, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

My mom wants to give me money and tools. And canned carrots.

― Jesse, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

let me stand next to it.

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

the canned carrots?

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

oh, shit, the wluw record fair is this weekend, isn't it? goddamn it i'm broke!

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

She is so fucking weird about the trash. She fills each bag to about 1/4 full so that the trash guy won't have to lift too heavy of bags. She's convinced that if she fills them more than that he will not take them. ALSO? She freezes all potentially stinky garbage until garbage day so that her garbage never stinks.

This probably belongs on the New Zealand's Funniest Parents thread.

― Jesse, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

"Let me stand next to your carrots" = the Alzheimer's version.

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

wluw record fair means it's been two years since this:

http://lh4.google.com/image/kevin.rys/Rh6YJxKyhxI/AAAAAAAAAB8/hY9W4s0NSrE/s400/C%3A%5CDocuments%20and%20Settings%5Cvhahinrysk%5CMy%20Documents%5CMy%20Pictures%5Cktandjj.jpg

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

wow. time flies.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

On the bright side you look pretty great in that photo, dude.

― Laurel, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

that jacket is now disintegrating. i'm going to chuck it this weekend.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

wow she is teh pretty

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

ok, seriously, i need to know where we're going for tt.
or else i'll wind up here:

http://lh3.google.com/image/kevin.rys/Rh5fuhKyhwI/AAAAAAAAABc/k9sRCJO0VI8/s800/C%3A%5CDocuments%20and%20Settings%5Cvhahinrysk%5CMy%20Documents%5CMy%20Pictures%5C20020725_07dx061_%255BChicago%255D_Clark_St_Ale_House_small.jpg

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

not a good photo of her kenan, but yes, she is v v pretty.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

and i linked to the wrong photo, that's clark street not rothschild liquors on chicago ave.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

Green Eye

― KitCat, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

rothschild liquors on chicago ave

DUDE don't hang out there!

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

Green Eye it is. I'll be there when I get there.
kenan, i've been to rothschild's PLENTY of times.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

rothschild's is my favorite sign in chicago.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

ok, i'm gonna go have a small mental fit, i'll be back later.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

Tell me about the Green Eye. Is it smokey? Is there food? I asked Dan these questions but he is ignoring me.

― Jenny, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

Everybody is ignoring me.

― Jenny, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

I guess I'll go eat worms.

― Jenny, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

F|r3.

― Jesse, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

weh

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

Fibre

― Jenny, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://home.flash.net/~steve84/brer%20rabbit.jpg

Let me stand next to your briers.

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

Jenny, tell Dan to bring you some of his homemade curry. It smells of the deliciousness.

― sisut, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

Great. I got gasoline on my pants and now my pussy's on fire.

― Jesse, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

wait, who is sisut?

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

jesse it is now time for you to fuck my mouth

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

Sisut = Katie!

I will tell Dan to bring me curry, but I would also like to extend an open invitation to anybody to bring me curry at any time. Also: tacos.

― Jenny, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

But you're always busy
Busy busy
Busy sissy oh oh oh
My pussy's on fire

Burning off the haaairs....

Hi Katie.

― Jesse, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

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