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i think i'm just gonna sip on my syrup for a while here

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:00 (twenty-two years ago)

change into what? a leopard?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:01 (twenty-two years ago)

That implies rainy is currently her own pajamas, doesn't it?

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:02 (twenty-two years ago)

are you flirting with me?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:02 (twenty-two years ago)

who, me? Or Tep?

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:03 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm...not sure.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, I know I'm not my pajamas.

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:04 (twenty-two years ago)

i've hit the "confused ape" stage of this evening

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:05 (twenty-two years ago)

But whose back will you pick delicious fleas off?

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:06 (twenty-two years ago)

hopefully one that has a vagina but i'm not picky

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:09 (twenty-two years ago)

The gorilla has a unimale social system and a polygynous mating system. The basic group is composed of one mature silver-back male (the leader of the group), one subadult or black-back male (about 8 to 12 years old), three adult females, and two to three young (less than 8 years old) (Estes, 1991). Both males and females emigrate from their natal troop (Estes, 1991). When females leave they travel a long distance from their natal troop and either join a lone silver-back male or a group with only a few females (Estes, 1991). Females may emigrate to avoid inbreeding because when she reaches sexual maturity the silver-back male is most likely her father (Stewart and Harcourt, 1987). There is a hierarchy amongst the females within the group, and a female’s rank is passed on to her offspring (Estes, 1991). The female’s rank is based upon when she became a member of the group, so the first female a lone silver-back makes part of his group would be the highest ranking female (Estes, 1991). High rank allows that female and her offspring to be closer to the silver-back male, and this could decrease the risk of predation (Estes, 1991). Grooming occurs between the silver-back and the adult females and the juveniles and the silver-back and between juveniles (Stewart and Harcourt, 1987). Males will only stay in their natal group if they are likely to be able to mate with females (Estes, 1991). This occurs if the silver-back male is old and is ready to die soon, the son will inherit the group (Estes, 1991).

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:09 (twenty-two years ago)

can people eat gorilla?

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:12 (twenty-two years ago)

can people eat gorilla?

The various paraphilias, including oral sex, have been observed among nonhuman primates and other animals.

― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:14 (twenty-two years ago)

i like the cut of your jib

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:16 (twenty-two years ago)

a couple of weeks ago a gorilla busted out of the zoo here and tried to eat a three-yr-old so I assume it goes both ways.

earlier I was sitting out in front of my apartment waiting for my friend and some cracked out dude came up and tried to holla. he asked me if I was going to investigate the gorilla. Apparently 'gorilla' lines work for some guys.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Ronan909: I WILL EAT ME A GORILLA
Ronan909: OOO AAAH OOOO
Dubplatestyle: MAKE MONKEY FACE
Ronan909: WIND UP GO DOWN SLOWOO

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:20 (twenty-two years ago)

DO DE PON DE RIVER

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:26 (twenty-two years ago)

he be screamin WHERES MY GIRL

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:27 (twenty-two years ago)

SHOW DEM DA FUCK U SIGN

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:30 (twenty-two years ago)

http://webhome.idirect.com/~latrell/graphics/gorilla.jpg

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:31 (twenty-two years ago)

"hey ladeez"
"hi ELEPHANT MAN"
"where you from ladeez?"
"we come from tokyo, japan"
"what you doin in jamaica ladeez"
"we come to jamaica to meet the big dancehall star"

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Am I the only one who instantly thought of the Dizzee Rascal line after looking at that pic?

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:33 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.giantesszone.com/catalog/comp7/sxgorrila.jpg

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:33 (twenty-two years ago)

i've heard like one dizzee rascal song when gareth subjected me to it on the long drive from houston. can't say i feel like i'm missing anything.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:35 (twenty-two years ago)

GORILLA SEX PARTY ENDS IN HEART ATTACK

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:35 (twenty-two years ago)

this was supposed to be about WOMEN

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:36 (twenty-two years ago)

GORILLA SEX PARTY

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:39 (twenty-two years ago)

We've got
nothing better to do
then to join primates
and let them fuck in a zoo

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:40 (twenty-two years ago)

JESS THREDS ARE THE BESSEST!

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:42 (twenty-two years ago)

especially drunk jess threads.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:48 (twenty-two years ago)

jeez. all the fun i miss when i go out to run sound at a metal show

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Sunday, 11 April 2004 05:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Let me be the first to say girls are classic.

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Sunday, 11 April 2004 05:21 (twenty-two years ago)

classic girls are even more classic.

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 11 April 2004 06:13 (twenty-two years ago)

How about VH1 Classic girls? Are they still classic?

http://www.rockandrollfantasycamp.com/022103/about.1.jpg

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 11 April 2004 06:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I think the rule is that in order to be classic they have to be at least 30 years old with an original chassis.

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 11 April 2004 06:41 (twenty-two years ago)

i could be thinking of cars, though

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 11 April 2004 06:41 (twenty-two years ago)

1) Girls have fantastic ornamental value; rarely, however, do they have any practical purpose.

2) Did those pics count as "chubby"? What a straneg world we're living in. (or maybe its just round here that)

3) The shame is INDEED the best part - the lack of anything resembling shame or anything resembling knowledge is the worst.

4) Did you know that the latin name for the gorilla is gorilla gorilla gorilla? An interesting fact for y'all, folks.

5) Classic girls are indeed classic - Audrey Hepburn vs Liz Hurley FITE!

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Sunday, 11 April 2004 06:44 (twenty-two years ago)

1) Girls have fantastic ornamental value; rarely, however, do they have any practical purpose.

Um...Johnney? I think we need to talk.

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 11 April 2004 06:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I said RARELY! Hence . . . occasionally.

Stop picking on me!

*runs away sobbing his li'l heart heart out*

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Sunday, 11 April 2004 07:03 (twenty-two years ago)

i like girls, men are ugly.

― whitie star, Sunday, 11 April 2004 08:31 (twenty-two years ago)

whattabath!

― cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 11 April 2004 08:53 (twenty-two years ago)

COZEN IS ALIVE

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 11 April 2004 11:44 (twenty-two years ago)

ugh...

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 12:31 (twenty-two years ago)

there is way too much of that bottle missing

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 12:40 (twenty-two years ago)

haha I thought you were lamenting my life for a second!

― cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 11 April 2004 12:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean, cause that's my job.

― cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 11 April 2004 12:49 (twenty-two years ago)

hi cozen. thank god you're a.live, since you've been in the bath I got drunk and sober and drunk again and now I'm back in my pajamas

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 11 April 2004 13:11 (twenty-two years ago)

there is the theory of the mobius...

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 13:14 (twenty-two years ago)

jess a re you hungover?

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 11 April 2004 13:16 (twenty-two years ago)

yes

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 13:21 (twenty-two years ago)

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