Kelsey Grammer looks like a motherfucker with some dark secrets

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"No babies. I SAID NO BABIES!"

Man Man (kenan), Saturday, 29 April 2006 16:53 (eighteen years ago) link

"I SAID NO BABIES!"

Man Man (kenan), Saturday, 29 April 2006 16:57 (eighteen years ago) link

I Am Curious (George)

I just laughed at this screenname for a good five minutes.

Dan (Lois Lane Goes Animal!) Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 29 April 2006 17:42 (eighteen years ago) link

tell me more about nj turnpikes and kiddie fucking, please

anthony easton (anthony), Saturday, 29 April 2006 18:39 (eighteen years ago) link

anybody see that footage on vh1 where kelsey falls down during a "disney is amazing" speech and yells "OH GOOD LORD!" mid-drop? I have no doubt that he beat the living shit out of someone that night.

ant@work.com, Sunday, 30 April 2006 00:22 (eighteen years ago) link

NBC is running this commercial hyping Kelsey Grammar as "the angel of death" on an upcoming episode of Medium.

Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Sunday, 30 April 2006 01:53 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuQAEVLljF4&search=kelsey%20grammer

I can't help but feel sorry for him though. He's in so much pain but he's too proud to show it.

chrisco (chrisco), Sunday, 30 April 2006 02:13 (eighteen years ago) link

eleven months pass...
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40334000/jpg/_40334363_bush_grammer_203.jpg

"Lastly, the fact is, and I think this tends to get ignored in these kinds of debates - I don't HAVE to justify gun ownership - not socially, not politically. Fact is I like guns. I like owning them. I like shooting them. I like how they look and smell. And it's my right to stockpile them if I want to. I have a CCW permit and can legally carry a gun in 39 states."

That one guy that quit, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 13:39 (seventeen years ago) link

i realize im probly getting myself into some 'unloved season' style misdirected props here but "A party thrown by whom? Caligula?" cracks me up every time

and what, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:00 (seventeen years ago) link

where did gear go?

horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:01 (seventeen years ago) link

UH OH.

Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:09 (seventeen years ago) link

"Kelsey Grammer looks like a motherfucker with some dark secrets" is the funniest thread title. ever.

Drooone, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 04:08 (seventeen years ago) link

when did he turn into martin fry?

electricsound, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 09:56 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/7587/kelseyevim1.jpg

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 19 April 2007 01:21 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha HORRIFYING

HI DERE, Thursday, 19 April 2007 01:22 (seventeen years ago) link

did anyone else see a little dominique pinon in those pics?

http://www.cinemagia.ro/getimg.php?id=1648&size=s

tehresa, Thursday, 19 April 2007 01:29 (seventeen years ago) link

frasier was an awesome show. the last of ye olde fashioned sitcoms. i'd miss it, but it's still on all the time.

M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 19 April 2007 01:31 (seventeen years ago) link

This is still one of my favorite threads.

Nicole, Thursday, 19 April 2007 02:55 (seventeen years ago) link

one year passes...

mild heart attack

C. Grisso/McCain, Monday, 2 June 2008 23:32 (sixteen years ago) link

you know, it's really true! he does look bizarre!

Surmounter, Monday, 2 June 2008 23:38 (sixteen years ago) link

dude, he had a heart attack.

s1ocki, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 02:21 (sixteen years ago) link

'His father was murdered in the Virgin Islands; his sister was murdered after leaving a Red Lobster in Colorado Springs, CO, and his brother was killed in a shark attack.'
This dude is not on a Fun Run.

bingolola, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 09:57 (sixteen years ago) link

GMTV were all "did the cancellation of his latest TV series after one season contribute to his Heart attack"..

pff. sounds like that was a fairly minor trauma compared to his others.

Mark G, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 10:13 (sixteen years ago) link

Damn, he looks in really good shape in that link. Clearly losing weight is bad for you.

Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 13:09 (sixteen years ago) link

one year passes...

Kelsey Grammer why you ruin my future child's name?????????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1a3BMTRYmk

Hillary had Everest in his veins (sunny successor), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 13:16 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

his daughter looks like she has some dark secrets of her own
http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/lc/harry_potter_3_090709/kelsey_grammer_5322010.jpg

velko, Wednesday, 2 September 2009 03:10 (fifteen years ago) link

loooool

R Gmail Still Down? (Remember Me) (some dude), Wednesday, 2 September 2009 03:13 (fifteen years ago) link

haha

post-contrarian meta-challop 2009 (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 2 September 2009 03:15 (fifteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oqS-hDNiA4

cutty, Friday, 25 September 2009 15:23 (fifteen years ago) link

Haha

Squash weather (Eazy), Friday, 25 September 2009 15:30 (fifteen years ago) link

nine months pass...

Kelsey Grammer Tweets Divorce Deets

Today 1:20 PM PDT by Josh Grossberg

That's one way to let the world know.

Kelsey Grammer's wife, Camille Grammer, filed for divorce Thursday in a Los Angeles court, seeking to end their 13-year union. The Emmy-winning thesp broke the sad news on Twitter.

"Hello everyone thank you for ur support and Yes it's TRUE Camille and I are Divorcing I ask U 2 respect our privacy in these difficult," he tweeted.

His rep followed up with a statement: "Kelsey and Camille value privacy. They understand that private lives sometimes get played out in public but ask on this occasion that their privacy—and the privacy of their children—be respected.

"I would like to add that I know people will be tempted to say some mean things," Grammer continued via Twitter. "I realize that it is human nature but I ask that you be particularly sensitive to the feelings of my wife. She has been a terrific partner for many years and should not be treated with any disrespect at this time. Things fell apart between us. That is all. She is still the mother of my children and any disparagement of her will only hurt the children. Camille did not want this but has made a very difficult decision and I respect her for it. I appreciate your kindness for all parties in this matter."

According to the petition, Grammer's missus (née Donatacci) cited irreconcilable differences and is seeking primary physical custody of the couple's 8-year-old daughter, Mason, and 5-year-old son, Jude, in addition to child and spousal support.

This marks the third go-round at marriage for the actor.

The 55-year-old Grammer and 41-year-old Donatacci, a former Club MTV dancer and Playboy model, met on a blind date back in 1996 and tied the knot a year later.

While Kelsey remains hard at work starring in Broadway's revival of La Cage Aux Folles, Mrs. Grammer is part of the cast of Bravo's new reality series, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

No word how they'll divvy up their possessions. The pair own homes in New York, Colorado, Malibu and Maui.

buzza, Friday, 2 July 2010 05:03 (fourteen years ago) link

in america, fathers call you!

srsly tho, what, people are giving him shit because on father's day he didn't call his kids?

pretty sure it's meant to go the other way

b the dub, gawker's gossip bro killing it today

frap your hands say yeah yeah yeah (history mayne), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 13:58 (fourteen years ago) link

"Hello everyone thank you for ur support and Yes it's TRUE Camille and I are Divorcing I ask U 2 respect our privacy in these difficult," he tweeted.

huh -- who knew he was close friends with Bono.

Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 14:00 (fourteen years ago) link

'Camille and I are Divorcing / I ask U 2 respect our privacy' clearly a Prince lyric

He moved to New York in March so he could train with local hot dogs. (stevie), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 14:01 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm imagining driving up the PCH from Santa Monica on a Tuesday night, pulling up to some little bar in Malibu around 9:30 p.m., and finding two men at the bar, side by side: Mel and Kelsey.

a hedge maze made of people (Eazy), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 14:06 (fourteen years ago) link

leave that bar immediately imo

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 14:11 (fourteen years ago) link

in ur twitter, respectin ur privacy

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 14:12 (fourteen years ago) link

"A party thrown by whom? Caligula?"

Oh man, please tell me this is a real line uttered by Frasier.

Also, I like how Kelsey Grammar is now producing shows on BET.

Ce soir je dîne sur la soupe de tortue (EDB), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:06 (fourteen years ago) link

You guys have seen this, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehMl-CztpnA

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:11 (fourteen years ago) link

you know what's not right? sneakers and a white tee shirt with a suit.

He moved to New York in March so he could train with local hot dogs. (stevie), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:45 (fourteen years ago) link

What I want to know is the story behind his beef with left handed scissors. SOME PEOPLE NEED LEFT HANDED SCISSORS, KELSEY!

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:47 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.chortle.co.uk/news/2010/07/09/11351/rise_of_the_right-wing_comic

consumed by bile right now tbqfh

bettina arnderpandts (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 9 July 2010 10:21 (fourteen years ago) link

fuck, beaten to it

bettina arnderpandts (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 9 July 2010 10:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Not all the jokes in Right 2 Laugh are political, however, with a black comic talking about the difference between black and white people

def a game-changer that topic

the crucible of easily debunked e-mail fwds (stevie), Friday, 9 July 2010 10:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh good god.

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Friday, 9 July 2010 10:26 (fourteen years ago) link

White guys have names like Lenny, whereas black guys have names like Carl.

stand under Eljero Elia, Elia, Elia (Merdeyeux), Friday, 9 July 2010 10:59 (fourteen years ago) link


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