OKCupid.com, Pt.2- Afterparty! Hotel lobby! REMIX!

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infected nipple piercings are HAWT

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 22:54 (twenty years ago) link

I have never seen nipple ring poke as a plus, I must say. It's horses for courses.

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 22:55 (twenty years ago) link

It's really starting to bother me that OKCupid's mathemagicians seem to think I'm more violent than like every last motherfucker out there. Urge to throat-punch some fuckface RISING.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 23:57 (twenty years ago) link

That's OK, they've decided that I'm just about the least cool person on the planet.

Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 00:01 (twenty years ago) link

They might not be wrong about this, of course.

Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 00:02 (twenty years ago) link

oy vey

Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 00:02 (twenty years ago) link

I just got my first "DEFINITELY" more/less something than somebody (via the compare tool [huh huh compare "tool"])...I am Definitely Less Methodical Than Casuistry.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 00:06 (twenty years ago) link

Oh yes, also I'm the most methodical person in the world, as well.

Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 00:12 (twenty years ago) link

I'm the most emotional person on OKC. WHY!? WHY??!!!! WWHHHHHHYYYYYY????!!!!!! *sob*

dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 07:56 (twenty years ago) link

is it just me (yes, steve it is, just stop now) or is anyone else walking down the street thinking, "ooh, is that the person i saw on OKCupid the other day"...

...obv this is easier/more likely in london are there are mo' londoners on there...

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 09:08 (twenty years ago) link

Hang on, is this "most X" stuff just hyperbole, or do they actually tell you if you're the most/least something? Because that's kinda awesome.

Gregory Henry (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 10:01 (twenty years ago) link

nah, it just says "is more" than the most.

jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 16:37 (twenty years ago) link

or in my case "is less"

jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 16:38 (twenty years ago) link

WTF!?!?!?!?!

pinkmetal_girl

47%
match

42949652%[!!?!??!?]
friend

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 18:21 (twenty years ago) link

I got a few woos, recently again, but nothing has come of them. life is what happened me when I was busy using ok cupid.

Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 18:22 (twenty years ago) link

i know im jumping in unfashionably late, but my username's bootyslinger.

Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 18:26 (twenty years ago) link

(i made one)
(why?)
(deadfriendly)

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 18:27 (twenty years ago) link

There are apparently a whole two straight or bi women between 30 and 50 in the London area on this site. I'm a good match for neither.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 18:29 (twenty years ago) link

(i now count cozen among my suitors)

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 19:01 (twenty years ago) link

(cozen is among himself)

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 19:01 (twenty years ago) link

Nick, there's some guy who does that with me as well. And he looks like no one I'd want to be a friend with. It's some weird bug in the system.

Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 19:02 (twenty years ago) link

(at this point i am just trolling for woos and getting nothing. i thought this would be reassuring or something.)

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:07 (twenty years ago) link

I am getting messages now from a man who WANTS to meet his girlfriend online, like he doesn't want to meet a girl in real life at all, he is actively only pursuing online relationships, cos he wants to tell his friends he met his girlfriend online. WTF?

Allyzay, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:12 (twenty years ago) link

Oh, I thought you meant he wanted to meet his pre-existing girlfriend online, in some kind of Babooshka-like sting.

N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:13 (twenty years ago) link

(this thing is creepy)

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:23 (twenty years ago) link

JOOOOOIIIIIN USSSSSSSSS!!!!!

dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:30 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=8084906394157780152

this girl just messaged me, saying that i'm probably her soulmate.

lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:55 (twenty years ago) link

Perhaps she is!

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:57 (twenty years ago) link

i'm a bit nervous that she's a "swinger."

lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:58 (twenty years ago) link

They are often fine people!

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:59 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.gocollect.com/images/WaltDisneyArtClassics/300/41158.jpg

RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 21:03 (twenty years ago) link

Dammit. I think I just found my soulmate but she's a) living in San Diego and b) in a relationship. Figures.

I'm spectatorr

Aaron W (Aaron W), Thursday, 10 June 2004 02:02 (twenty years ago) link

this girl just messaged me, saying that i'm probably her soulmate.

her boyfriend's screenname is a Get Up Kids reference. Be scared.

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 10 June 2004 02:11 (twenty years ago) link

it could be a roger bannister reference...

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Thursday, 10 June 2004 07:49 (twenty years ago) link

I got a mail. I am checking it now.

Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 10 June 2004 10:40 (twenty years ago) link

it's taking a while. perhaps I should hit refresh.

Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 10 June 2004 10:40 (twenty years ago) link

it's playing hard to get.

cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 10 June 2004 10:41 (twenty years ago) link

it was not what I had hoped

Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 10 June 2004 10:46 (twenty years ago) link

sounds about right.

mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 10 June 2004 10:49 (twenty years ago) link

I have just joined this thing. What do I do now? I am high_heels, like the blog I never did.

Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 10 June 2004 13:26 (twenty years ago) link

answer lots of dumb questions, send out lots of wooes and messages to pretty girls/handsome boys, sit back and wait. and wait...

then quit.

Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 10 June 2004 13:37 (twenty years ago) link

neither of my new girlfriends have responded to my messages :(

ron (ron), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:29 (twenty years ago) link

I wish instead of "woo"ing someone you could "shark" them.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:34 (twenty years ago) link

I've getting mail mostly from American girls, and woos mostly from bisexual/gay guys (though there was that "Succubus" from Holland, and a couple more girls). I guess this thing is working, since most of the girls that have mailed me have sounded rather interesting (no goths, thankfully), and I've mailed them back too. I haven't answered any of the wooers, because I don't no what to say to them - "gee, thanks for the woo"? Apparently you cannot put any text with your woo; I prefer those who take the time to write something.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:40 (twenty years ago) link

Okay, I can handle this Texan chick being more intelligent, better looking, and better at sports than me - but better music taste?! That's just not fair!

dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:45 (twenty years ago) link

Honestly, I'm surprised how many mails I have received, even though I've approached only one person myself.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:48 (twenty years ago) link

Nobody likes you anymore, Tuomas.

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 10 June 2004 16:00 (twenty years ago) link

[As for me the first person I bothered wooing turned out to (a) know people I know + (b) be mildly famous.]

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 10 June 2004 16:01 (twenty years ago) link

524 questions answered, it's calling me selfish now, geez.

jel -- (jel), Thursday, 10 June 2004 17:08 (twenty years ago) link

Yes, well you could be out helping the poor children instead of arsing around answering 524 questions on the internet.

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 10 June 2004 17:14 (twenty years ago) link


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