A new 30 Rock thread because I can't find the old one

wtf Cop Out is a Kevin Smith movie?!?

hold on... kevin smith making a shitty & half-baked comedy? SOMEONE RECALL ALL THE NEWSPAPERS

haha

could not stop laughing at the mermaid joke

that and the concept of "dressing up" in white jeans and a Miami Dolphins jersey

I liked the "redrum" voice when Liz orders the pizza in her sleep.

is it supposed to be a paranormal activity spoof? should i watch paranormal activity to get the joke more fully?

hi i was told id get paid if i showed up here and danced while the atlanta hawks ate dinner

is it supposed to be a paranormal activity spoof?

Don't know - haven't seen the movie.

I think Liz ordering a pizza in her sleep is a fully formed joke on its own?

"perfect, like a john mayer song" sort of made funnier by "purrr-fect, like a cat's birthday" last ep.

wtf Cop Out is a Kevin Smith movie?!?

― The Tommy Westphall Universe Hypothesis (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, February 5, 2010 4:48 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

it is crazy how they actually try to hide the fact that kevin smith movies are kevin smith movies now though (they did the same w/that zach and mira make a porno one too)

He only directed this one, which makes me wonder why anyone thought he was a competent enough director a film someone else's script.

none of you believed in me but i did, like the last scene of all movies

i think it's more that the studio doesn't give a shit about telling the network TV audience who directed it (whether or not a significant amount of that audience would give a shit) than that they're hiding it -- same thing w/ F Mr. Fox not really trumpeting Wes Anderson's name in any commercials

"mothers! you can't kill them, "

omg jack's presentation

On December 9, 2009, Kevin Smith announced via his Twitter page that the film would indeed go by the new title.[9][10] He also stated that the first trailer for this film would be attached to every copy of Sherlock Holmes when it hits theaters on Christmas day.[11] At the time, Smith acknowledged that the film is "not MY movie, [it's] a movie I was hired to direct."[12][13]

haha he's acting like someone held a gun to his head and was like DIRECT AN INTERRACIAL BUDDY COP MOVIE THAT PRIMARILY STARS BRUCE WILLIS

smith is a garbage artist regardless

clerks is dope stfu

that's a one hot movie every ten year average and that's so LAAAAME

I liked Clerks when I was a teenager but that shit has aged pretty poorly.

i hope meatcat becomes a regular character.

yeah I liked the return of Meatcat.

razzmatazzzzzzzz

I didn't laugh once at this episode and seeing liz eat that junk was more gross than lols this time

True, this one wasn't great. The meatcat stuff didn't work at all for me. Jack was good, so were Pete & Jenna.

best pete episode in a while, and tracey's one minute was pretty much 100%

"You know what & the Bear"

That surpasses Frank's "Hot Richard" joke from last year, I think.

Still not up to "Lemon party" standards, though.

I don't get it.

Apparently there used to be a show called BJ and the Bear.

"you just enjoy your coffee, mr. hornberger [pause] while i tell you a funny story about my friend's cat. now, his name is mr. wiggles, and his cat's name is benson"

^^^^ that was fucking class

"I have an idea for a TV show called DOCTOR. It's about Richard Doctor, who plays piano."

that and the concept of "dressing up" in white jeans and a Miami Dolphins jersey

― joygoat, Friday, February 5, 2010 1:36 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

dan marino jersey was the funniest line of the episode 2 me

Always
Speak
Quieter

"mothers! you can't kill them, "

― rasta batman gigolo (k3vin k.), Friday, February 5, 2010 9:12 PM (4 days ago)

the way baldwin delivers this

i have been saying "mothers! you can't kill 'em" every day since this episode aired

"Because I'm listening to the WORDS" was a pretty excellent line, too

Am I the only one who finds Tracy Jordan the least funny character?

you and 7 other people iirc

you are insane tho

durrrr is an apt name i guess.

Can I just say I hate people who complain about Jenna? They are subhumans, imho.

who complains about jenna? she rules.

yeah, what?

This guy and his mouth-breathing Lutzian commenters. (And he's normally pretty sharp, but it's like, way to miss the entire point of the mfing show.)

who complains about jenna?

Liz, Jack, basically everyone

that episode was a classic, wtf is that guy on

xp lol

he probably hated the crisis of conformity sketch, too.