The (Now-Overrated) ILX Top 100 Films of the 2000s Poll Results

cuz I think it might be

xp to Morbs way upthread: Land of the Dead was the one with Asia Argento, Dennis Hopper and John Leguizamo and the zombies learn and it's somewhat a parable for class struggle. I really liked that movie. If you were to watch it with close-captions, you would see a description of a zombie's vocal call as "ululating".

still have not seen ITL! i've wanted to forever cos uh spencer ackerman bragged about being an advisor on it.

I avoid any film that looks like it might kinda like wag the dog, so I didn't see in the loop

be like

"Y'know, I've come across a lot of psychos, but none as fucking boring as you. You are a real boring fuck. Sorry, sorry, I know you disapprove of swearing so I'll sort that out. You are a boring F, star, star, CUNT!"

in the loop is nothing like wag the dog

xp - isn't that missing a star?

sounds the same

xp

in/the/loop
wag/the/dog

Wag the Dog is a three-star movie.

pretty sure this one broke Oscar-nominated screenplay profanity record.

three stars embarrassing themselves

xp

LOL i liked wag the dog

Today's films are mostly three-star movies, an improvement over yesterday

sorry, it gave me hives

if I need a benchmark for bad 90s filmmaking, I'm like "wag the dog!"

xp - isn't that missing a star?

I thought the joke was that you think he's going to say "F star star K."

im completely amazed how ignant you all are about the oscar-nominated 'in the loop'

you eff, star, star CUNTS etc

srsly I totally forgot that movie even existed

lets all go back and watch wag the dog. i think we'll be pleasantly surprised!

bowled over by its facile political satire and mugging

wag the dog is funny at parts but in the loop is better, and theyre not really anything alike except for being about 'manufacturing a war'

Wag the Dog is typical Old Man Mamet smuggery. At least there was none of his insane Zionist bullshit in it tho.

Wag the Dog has Pops Staples and Willie Nelson playing together so it is not all bad

the chick from 'my girl' is funny in ITL.

there are also lots of funny british people.

it's the funniest film of last year n e way.

his wife isn't named "insane zionist bullshit" morbs

I felt similarly to Wag the Dog as I did to Idiocracy - they think they are more insightful, scathing, and clever than they actually are, but there are some parts that are hilarious.

Simon Foster: Hi, Jamie, this is Toby.
Toby Wright: Oh, um... Toby Rice, I'm Simon's aide.
Jamie MacDonald: Hi, Toby, Toby. Very pleased to meet you. Please sit down. Now, right, that's enough of all the fucking Oxbridge pleasantries.
Toby Wright: What's Oxbridge about saying hello?
Jamie MacDonald: Shut it, Love Actually! Do you want me to hole punch your face?
Malcolm Tucker: Right, I'm off to deal with the fate of the planet. Be gentle with them.
Jamie MacDonald: Oh, you know me, Malc. Kid gloves... but made from real kids. Right, Butch and Gaydance, this wall story is playing badly. There's a cartoon of you in here as a walrus.
Simon Foster: A walrus? I'm not fat, I don't even have a moustache. Fuck, they've given me tusks.
Jamie MacDonald: Wal-rus. You get it? Wal-rus, wal-rus.
Toby Wright: We called some builders. They didn't turn up when they said they would.
Jamie MacDonald: What did you expect? They're builders! Have you ever seen a film where the hero is a builder? No, no, because they never fucking turn up in the nick of time. Bat-builder? Spider-builder? Huh? That's why you never see a superhero with a hod!

I felt similarly to Wag the Dog as I did to Idiocracy - they think they are more insightful, scathing, and clever than they actually are, but there are some parts that are hilarious.

I must've missed the part where De Niro got kicked in the nuts...

GO AWAY IM BAITIN

There's an ITR thread with 15,000 posts on it

ITR?

"Does that not fit within your purview, Marie Antoinette? Why don't you just scuttle off back to fucking Cranford and play around with your tea and your cakes and your fucking horse cocks. Let them eat cock!"

congrats caek for yr film for making it! oh wait

stop talking about wag the dog, fools. ITL is easy to love&my second pick to place, the uninitiated should definitely get on board.

Late to echo the sentiment, Omar, but these graphics are really cool, especially (for some reason) on the ones I haven't seen.

yay! the squid and the whale was my no.1 pick.

I think Glenn probably preferred Wolverine.

28DL was a watershed moment in the evolution of zombie cinema in that it freed zombies from their characteristic rigor mortis stumblewalk & allowed them to run at their opponents, thus making them a much more formidable (& scary!) threat.

― they ate only candy canes (Pillbox), Thursday, February 4, 2010 3:40 PM (54 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

RONG

RONG

RONG

http://www.drudgereport.com/siren.gif

for those curious, here is the 15K thread

TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

it is mostly in-jokey nonsense

man, I've lost all respect for glenn danzig

of the handful of things on the list so far that i haven't seen, memories of murder and in the loop are the two i most want to.

also lots of shitty lame movies but nothing so far is worse than dogville - truly monstrous if u liked that movie u r a terrible person
― Lamp

... and dogville still the only one on the list i voted for!

-- signed, a terrible person

I didn't vote for Dogville, but voted for Manderlay instead - does that make me an even more terrible person?

thought we established the only halfway decent vt film ws five obstructions

(tho I secretly think idiots is p good)

user lamp is my hero on this thread <3 can't believe I ever had him killfiled

I didn't vote for Dogville, but voted for Manderlay instead - does that make me an even more terrible person?

― sarahel, Thursday, February 4, 2010 9:46 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

no1's even seen this but probably. is that the one where he killed an animal?

i liked dogville so much i didn't even want to see manderlay becz i was sure it wouldn't be as good.

xp - it's the one about slavery.