The (Now-Overrated) ILX Top 100 Films of the 2000s Poll Results

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Oy.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:04 (fourteen years ago) link

I question the sanity of anyone who made it all the way through Napoleon Dynamite. The twenty minutes I watched were some of the worst "cinema" (I use the term very, very loosely) I've ever seen.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:04 (fourteen years ago) link

toumas while i find yr definition of cynicism hopelessly narrow i will concede that point, partially

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:04 (fourteen years ago) link

But yeah, o.nate completely OTM about Poppy.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:04 (fourteen years ago) link

thread title creeping closer and closer to reality

queen frostine (Eric H.), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:04 (fourteen years ago) link

Oof. Ugh. Gack.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:05 (fourteen years ago) link

I'll rep for Napoleon Dynamite, but it's the Animal Collective of movies, I'll admit.

dog latin, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:05 (fourteen years ago) link

I now think of Poppy as the UK equiv of Americans believing in Obamachange despite being smart ppl.

At least Sideways isn't as hateful as About Schmidt. Liked the comedy, knockout woman falling for socially impaired shlub not so much.

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:06 (fourteen years ago) link

My ballot was filled with mainstream stuff, but Sideways and Napoleon Dynamite were nowhere near it. *vomit*

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:06 (fourteen years ago) link

nd is hilar, i didnt come close to voting for it but it brings the lolz i will admit

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:06 (fourteen years ago) link

I see Napolean Dynamite as a kind of cinematic equivalent of the abject art of Mike Kelley, et. al.

Dan S, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:07 (fourteen years ago) link

god plz don't let this thing get glutted with middlebrow slice-of-life

strongohulkingtonsghost, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:07 (fourteen years ago) link

I'd like to know why people hate Napoleon Dynamite so much. Maybe you all had wonderful adolescences or something?

dog latin, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:07 (fourteen years ago) link

Although, Paul Giamatti is good to watch in almost anything. xxxxxp

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:07 (fourteen years ago) link

Capturing the Friedmans = best film so far. Does anyone WATCH Napoleon Dynamite anymore?

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:07 (fourteen years ago) link

rescreen

鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:07 (fourteen years ago) link

^ just checking, thought this might be a censored word on ILX

鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:08 (fourteen years ago) link

I see Napolean Dynamite as a kind of cinematic equivalent of the abject art of Mike Kelley, et. al.

I abject

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:08 (fourteen years ago) link

Napoleon Dynamite is a really mean-spirited film dressed up as a bonkers comedy.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:08 (fourteen years ago) link

sideways is hilar, i didnt come close to voting for it but it brings the lolz i will admit

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:08 (fourteen years ago) link

I adore The Piano Teacher and thought Dogville was great, so fuck the haters. The former, particularly, is a beautiful, horrible film. I think Andrew L was on the money about capturing that awful loneliness, and Huppert puts in such a good performance there.

emil.y, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:08 (fourteen years ago) link

"the Animal Collective of movies" - ***** - dog latin

ogmor, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:09 (fourteen years ago) link

haha napoleon dynamite silent majority

velko, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:09 (fourteen years ago) link

mean-spirited in what way?

dog latin, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:09 (fourteen years ago) link

xposts

dog latin, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:09 (fourteen years ago) link

mean-spirited in what way?

it's about ugly people

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:09 (fourteen years ago) link

yay capturing the friedmans

my last minute strategic voting paid off

iatee, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:10 (fourteen years ago) link

You people can't vote for one Bob Hope film in the '40s poll, but NapD is hilar

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:10 (fourteen years ago) link

As far as the last two go, I'll cop to liking (or at least laughing at) ND way more than Sideways.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:10 (fourteen years ago) link

It never gives its oddball characters any dignity, instead it points and laughs at them just like the viewer does. (Not that everyone irl deserves to be given dignity, but why make a movie about those people?)

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:10 (fourteen years ago) link

kids (under 12) i know love napoleon dynamite

velko, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:11 (fourteen years ago) link

lool morbs dont ever change

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:11 (fourteen years ago) link

nappy dynamite? fuk u ilx

― the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Wednesday, February 3, 2010 1:57 PM (4 minutes ago)

rasta batman gigolo (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:11 (fourteen years ago) link

ND I thought was pretty funny in places whilst watching it, but made me feel a bit queasy afterwards. Those who bang on about it being a cult classic and so on are, as usual, more annoying than the actual film.

DavidM, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Dogville just voted worse than ND and Sideways. Starting to wonder how high Marley & Me will place.

Cosmo Vitelli, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:11 (fourteen years ago) link

napoleon himself is hilarious, the film is only alright

ratface killah (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:12 (fourteen years ago) link

Ugh. Mainstream Oscar-approved indie ages worse than any genre.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:12 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm way behind because I just now saw this via iPhone, but the party scene in Morvern Callar (set to Aphex Twin) is beautiful and justifies it's placement here.

smashing aspirant (milo z), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:12 (fourteen years ago) link

There were a few moments in ND that I liked, but mostly it just made me furious.

Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:12 (fourteen years ago) link

Sideways made me want to drink some wine whilst watching it, that's the best I can say.

DavidM, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:13 (fourteen years ago) link

I knew lots of people hated ND - and with good reason - but I didn't realise Sideways was particularly divisive. What's to hate?

Dorian (Dorianlynskey), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:13 (fourteen years ago) link

well see individual lists? i wanna blame someone

moullet, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:13 (fourteen years ago) link

makes me think of 30 Rock's 'I'm not racist! Remember that time I asked that black guy if he had seen Sideways?!'

Freddy 'The Wonder Chicken' (Gukbe), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:13 (fourteen years ago) link

A great accomplishment of the movie is that her resolute chirpy cheerfulness is shown to be neither shallow, false nor air-headed. Over the course of the movie, as we see Hawkins' character deal with various difficult situations, we begin to see it increasingly as a wise and almost heroic choice.

I agree, but I don't think the movie paints her approach to life in an entirely positive light. Though it's surely a useful coping mechanism for Poppy herself, it's not very considerate of those in her life who don't share this perspective. The driving instructor is meant to be an unhappy man full of barely repressed anger and resentfulness, but I'm not sure I wouldn't have blown my top if Poppy, giggling and refusing to take anything seriously, had been my student.

Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:14 (fourteen years ago) link

Sideways is a good laugh the first time, kind of embarrassing the second.

BTW, I'm frightfully middle-class (chap), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:14 (fourteen years ago) link

10% of voters voted for napolean dynamite, can't see where the crime is here

10% of your friends probably liked it

鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:14 (fourteen years ago) link

I knew lots of people hated ND - and with good reason - but I didn't realise Sideways was particularly divisive. What's to hate?

I don't hate it, but Payne has a serious problem with smart women.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:14 (fourteen years ago) link

Dorian: it's middlebrow Oscar American Indie fare. Toxic to ILX.

Payne's best of the decade was his short in Paris je T'aime.

Freddy 'The Wonder Chicken' (Gukbe), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Why make a movie about any people? I don't think it was really all that cruel. I knew plenty of people like Napoleon in secondary school (I was/am one of them), but I don't see it as mocking or mean spirited at all - I see ND as fairly neutral if not sympathetic towards the aspie protagonists. And wtf, it's a funny film, exemplified by the number of people who endlessly (and annoyingly) came to quote it like they did Monty Python (Rex Quan Do, Vote For Pedro, build her a cake, the melon throwing incident etc).

dog latin, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:16 (fourteen years ago) link

usually ignore film polls but the apoplexy this one has already inspired makes it all worthwhile

velko, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:16 (fourteen years ago) link


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