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I think it comes from the belief that people only voted for Obama because he spoke eloquently. So there's this kind of bitterness and this comeuppance attached like, "Oh, you thought he was such an eloquent speaker, but he can only talk when he uses a teleprompter!" It's silly because it's a response to a strawman supporter of Obama.

yeah, I think it's basically "you said our guy was dumb! no you!"

Jay Leno: "Well, this is kind of embarrassing. At a speech to school kids in an elementary school in Virginia, President Obama used the teleprompter. He had a teleprompter set up to talk to the kids. The topic of the speech: Never taking the easy way out by bringing a cheat sheet to school."

Except he didn't use it to talk to the kids, only to the media after the event.

for the most part i think i keep up on my politics but was there like, a big slip up or goof that obama made or are ppl just assuming that's what will happen?

I'd say "hoping" more than "assuming"

ha right, but there was no actual event prompting this? lol republicans

from Conservapedia_talk:Richard_Dawkins_Project, which is a whole thing in itself but this merits special attention in my opinion

Richard Dawkins clown song

Hi, I found this project after searching online for information about Dawkins, and when I saw your mention of Dawkins being a clown it reminded me of a little song me and some of the guys at church wrote last year! We wrote it on guitar and piano, but if any musicians out there would like to try their own arrangements, I'd love to hear them. How about a competetion with people uploading their versions here? Anyway, here are the words and chords:

* Verse 1
* (C)Most of us enjoy to rejoice in Christ
* (G)To open our hearts to Him and enjoy life
* (C)But some seem to hate God, and hate Christians too
* (F)Atheists ignore the Bible, (G)ignore that it's true!
* Chorus
* (C)Like Dawkins, the man is a (G)clown
* (C)Oh Dawkins, you do make us (G)frown
* (F)You promote your nonsense (C)and defend Hitler's crimes
* (G)But we reject you, and your (C)hate-filled types!
* Verse 2
* Evolution theories of accidental life
* With still no evidence, your theory's in strife
* Monkeys to men, but no transitional forms
* Give up on your worldview, and take Jesus' call!
* Repeat Chorus

I would like to contribute as much as possible to this project (as you can tell I don't support Dawkins and his views!), what are the top priorities?

I think my favorite part is the extremely edgy rhyming of "crimes" with "types," but "forms" and "call" is a close 2nd

Highlighted Essay - Does Richard Dawkins have machismo?

Is the atheist Richard Dawkins a man filled with courage, truth, and conviction or a man who is a cowardly pseudo intellectual pantywaist?

I like the unnecessary contrast in "But we hate you" – although you support Hitler's crimes (??? btw), they still found a way to reject you.

although you support Hitler's crimes (??? btw)

It's that old Darwinism=Social Darwinism nonsense.

mr. aerosmith please tell me you are going to enter this competition

I actually have a scientist friend who knows what some of my pet hates are and he was kind enough to design a little physio-cybernetic dooley-bob which we implanted in the back of my neck - if I ever even attempt to rhyme anything at all with "frown," the self-poisoning mechanism will kick in and I'll be dead in minutes. currently working on legislation to compel all singers & songwriters to undergo the procedure, it's for the good of all to be honest

just replace it with "drown" and you'll be set

the implant knows the secret intentions of the heart

WATCH THIS SPACE for my version btw

xxxxp: What are your opinions on Nico?

my opinion is that if the One Lord, Jesus Christ, eternally begotten Son of the Father, God from God, light from light, true God from true God, begotten, not made, one in Being with the Father, through Whom all things were made, were Himself to rhyme "clown/frown/down," it'd still be a lame rhyme that brings down any song in which it occurs and, indeed, makes me frown in any song in which it occurs

I hope this clarifies my position somewhat

to be fair, nico could very well be saying "clone"

(she has a thick accent, DO U SEE?)

She'll pick you up just to make you scones.

i wrote a rhymw with 'frown' in it when i was 11, it won a prize iirc

so y'know screw u aerosmith

rhymw- welsh poem btw

a tear begins to leak
down my cheek
the earth is for the meek
this dawkeens makes me seeck

Your faith in God must be pretty weak if it can be threatened by a hate-filled, Hitler-defending clown.

teh devil gets all the good tunes, and most half-decent popular science bestsellers

'Round these parts, over half of the books in the pop sci section are something like "GOD: Has SCIENCE PROVEN He Can Sell Books?" or "The BOTANY of JESUS."

Essay: Does Richard Dawkins have machismo?

Is the atheist Richard Dawkins a man filled with courage, truth, and a conviction or a man who is a cowardly pseudo intellectual pantywaist?

(Go on, have a guess!)

yr link doesn't have the .com in it, weirdly. http://www.conservapedia.com/Essay:_Does_Richard_Dawkins_have_machismo%3F

I'm gonna save reading this as a reward for some getting some work done, but in advance I'll ask - what's the 'señor' thing about?

Obvious isn't it? It's part of their comedy and satire collection (http://www.conservapedia.com/Comedy_and_satires_concerning_atheism), and what's funnier than calling someone who isn't Spanish 'señor'?

Thanks for the typo correction! (Senor: no idea, other than it seems to be a cheap shot at mediterranean men who are supposedly all machos.)

comedy gold, this stuff

http://www.conservapedia.com/Essay:_The_overwhelming_proof_and_evidence_for_evolution
http://www.conservapedia.com/Essay:_Proof_and_evidence_that_atheism_is_true
http://www.conservapedia.com/Essay:_Atheist_holidays_filled_with_goodwill,_charitableness,_and_good_cheer

http://www.conservapedia.com/United_States_Presidential_Election,_2012

has previously endorsed liberal ideas like "cap-and-trade" (global warming hoax)

HAHAHA, always happy when this thread is revived!!

Barack Obama. Cons: He depends on a teleprompter to speak, and has run the nation into the ground.

Would make a good pop quiz.

Q: Which potential presidential candidate cross-dressed for comedic purposes when it suited him?

Q: Which potential presidential candidate's feminism is not wanted?

Q:Which potential presidential candidate puts liberals in their place?

whoa whoa

Well-funded candidates increasingly use other "stalking horse" candidates to try to prevent their opponent from gaining a majority, as McCain backers used Fred Thompson in 2008 to prevent Mitt Romney from winning while McCain stumbled. Thompson obtained undeserved endorsements from national pro-life groups as well as heavy promotion on the Fox News Channel, despite virtually admitting that he would not become president. Thompson withdrew after serving his purpose of attracting pro-lifers and other conservatives away from rivals of McCain, and then Thompson immediately endorsed McCain.

The key early primaries are Iowa (caucuses), New Hampshire, Michigan, South Carolina and Nevada.

Q: Which Republican candidates are taller than the president?

Defeated Tom Daschle, relatively conservative voting record for a senator; also taller than Obama

Q: A Google search for what candidate turns up five positive sites for every 100 nasty liberal smear sites, like the Huffington Post?

Barack Obama. Cons: He depends on a teleprompter to speak, and has run the nation into the ground.

incredible

The telepromter meme, which I asked about upthread, is so bizarre to me. And based on this example, more worrisome to the right than the whole "running the nation into the ground" thing.

I guess the teleprompter thing is supposed to undermine the fact that he's generally considered to be a very good public speaker

while running the nation into the ground is considered maybe less important because conservapedia writers are insane

Atheism is an intellectual hobo when it comes to science.

Nearly 250,000 people will soon be without a single bookstore, as the last one is closing in Laredo, Texas. [54] Most books (other than the Bible) are liberal claptrap anyway, so this is probably good news.

The mainstream media (MSM), increasingly known as the lamestream media, refers primarily to the traditional media organs that existed in the United States of America prior to the popularity of internet news organizations.

The common denominator of the mainstream media is their censoring or downplaying stories that would lead viewers to conservative conclusions, and their use of photo bias, placement bias and other forms of deception to mislead viewers into drawing incorrect liberal conclusions. The term mainstream media usually refers to how the majority of commercial-based or taxpayer-funded news reporting and commentary consist of liberal bias, while falsely pretending to be objective providers of information.

Even fox is a hotbed of queers and pinkos
http://www.conservapedia.com/Fox_News_and_homosexuality

more on this crucial issue:
http://www.conservapedia.com/Bill_O%27Reilly_and_the_homosexuality_issue

Indispensible general overview:
http://www.conservapedia.com/Homosexuality_in_the_media

His sympathetic, lenient views on “gay” adoption and his mixed-message stance on “gay” marriage have caused great dissent among his loyalists - and no doubt cost him viewers.

hear that billo? the bigot demographic is dropping you left right and centre.