I HAVE HAD ALL THE MOUNTAIN DEWS

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I like code red...it seems to have more of a kick, caffeine-wise, than regular old mountain dew. It's probably just my imagination.

― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 16:32 (twenty years ago)

The best part about Pitch Black II is how the dye in the head turns your ice blue.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 16:34 (twenty years ago)

I thought it would give you eyes that glow in the dark like Vin Diesel in that movie.

― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

PITCH BLACK II -- Them Rat Lizards Is Pissed

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 20 September 2005 16:58 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...

I tried MDX a couple of weeks back. It was fuckin' undrinkable. Horrid. Worse than Pitch Black II.
Who knew there were so many official websites for all the different mountain dew brands?

Also, I really think they should bring back SURGE.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 30 November 2005 19:48 (twenty years ago)

I had MDX today at lunch. Now i am surely playing with power.

― kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 19:53 (twenty years ago)

I STILL BEAT YOU BY OVER TWO MONTHS SUCK IT

― nabiscothingy, Wednesday, 30 November 2005 20:49 (twenty years ago)

What they should bring back is the Crystal Pepsi. For all I know it actually tastes like ass, but back in the day I was all about CrysPep and Corn Nuts, and I'd at least like the opportunity to verify whether my tastes have changed since, umm, age 13.

― nabiscothingy, Wednesday, 30 November 2005 20:50 (twenty years ago)

Crystal Pepsi was white Karo watered down and then carbonated. Shit was a little horrifying.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 30 November 2005 20:57 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

ATTN: australian mountain dew does not taste the same as american mountain dew! also it contains reconstituted orange juice wtf

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

US dew has oj!

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

Diet Mt. Dew is the best diet soda by about a million miles. Much better than the non-diet version, too.

― Chris H. (chrisherbert), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

woah, this is a great great TOMBOT thread and that's sayin something.

― Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

ATTN: CURRENTLY LOOKING FOR NORTH AMERICAN SODA WITH A TASTE RESEMBLING THAT OF SCHWEPPE'S "LEMONADE" FROM AUSTRALIA... SPRITE NOR 7UP NEED NOT APPLY... CLUB SODA + LEMON JUICE NOT WORKING... PLEASE DO NOT CONTACT THE POSTER WITH ANY SPAM OR ADVERTISEMENTS NOT RELATED TO THIS POST.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

Anybody know what this summer's flavor is going to be? Are they going to bring back the Grape/Big League Chew-flavored one?

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.simplyoz.com/products/aussie_food/groceries/cold_beverages/schweppes_lemonade

― svend (svend), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

You guys need one of these and a supply of British Empire syrups.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

omg hell

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

Age: 19
Occupation: Skater

ROCK ON

― rock and roll for the rock and roll soul (nate_patrin), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

Tom H OTM; no other diet soda comes close.

since gettin diagnosed as diabetic late last year, perhaps at least partially due to years of over-consumption of the sweetie-sweets including sodas and (uggggh) "energy drinks," the diet dew is a total staple.

― Michael J McGonigal (mike mcgonigal), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

The Dew site looks like it's been teabagged by Fred Durst.

― Je4nn3 Fuhfuh (Je4nne Fury), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:23 (nineteen years ago)

Pitch Black II tastes like the Kool-Aid in concentrated form I used to prepare to dye my hair purple in seventh grade. I always wanted to try Baja Blast but I don't wanna break my ~15 year no Taco Bell streak.

― A B C (sparklecock), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:26 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.simplyoz.com/products/aussie_food/groceries/cold_beverages/schweppes_lemonade

Thanks for the link! We've got this place right up the street, but in the land of four-dollar twelve packs from the supermarket, buying soda online can get a little pricey.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.mastodonrocks.com/store/items/blood-mountain-CD.png + http://www.nextcall.ch/img/news/mountain_dew1.jpg = ???

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

I really appreciate that this old thread brought mookieproof and teeny and jeanne out of the woodwork all at once! I am heart-bewarmed.

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

haha they should make Mountain Dew Burning Crusade

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

OMG THEY SHOULD

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

I love Tom's least favorite Mountain Dews, and vice versa.

Diet Mountain Dew is really good for a diet drink, but I noticed this week that it's really markedly different from its sugary sibling -- the way Diet Coke isn't Diet Coca-Cola so much as "a diet cola brought to you by the Coca-Cola Corporation."

Pleasant Plains: I haven't had Australian quote-unquote lemonade, but the San Pellegrino Limonata (which the supermarkets here sell not in the soda aisle but in the organic goods cul-de-sac) has the kind of acidity and lemon flavor that it sounds like you're shooting for, if you were trying lemon juice and club soda. Pricy, about like Orangina, but much less pricy than ordering online.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:50 (nineteen years ago)

The Pelegrino soft drinks are pretty good. Look our for the Chinoto, and the grapefruit flavours. There are two lemon flavours, a sweeter one and a bitter one.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:51 (nineteen years ago)

Man, the Chinoto is gooooood. That's hard to find, though, one of the ones I actually have thought of buying online.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:55 (nineteen years ago)

Thanks, y'all.

I was on an airplane recently, trying to stay awake, and I asked the stewardess for a Mountain Dew or Mello Yello or something. She gave me a Sierra Mist, a drink that is caffine-free. Great.

(I would've asked for coffee, but it was already pretty warm in that flying tube.)

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 11 January 2007 23:17 (nineteen years ago)

Sierra Mist is more like Sprite or Fresca!!!!

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Friday, 12 January 2007 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

Sierra Mist is nothing like Fresca

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 January 2007 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

Jon Williams is more like a dork or a swimsuit model!

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 January 2007 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

Hahahaha that stewardess was fucking with you!

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 12 January 2007 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

still want to change the D in thread title to a J

― reverto levidensis (blueski), Friday, 12 January 2007 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

The stewardesses always hate me. I asked for a beer on my Qantas flight, and they said they only had Foster's. That's like going into a restaurant in San Francisco's Chinatown and discovering that they only serve Rice-A-Roni.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

six months pass...

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/08/09/business/10package-600.jpg

― teeny, Friday, 10 August 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

Quoth Mojo Nixon, on his satellite radio show (which I had the good fortune to hear in a friend's car last week):

"PEOPLE GOTTA START DRINKING LESS WATER AND MORE BOOZE AND MOUNTAIN DEW."

Words to live by.

― en i see kay, Friday, 10 August 2007 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

is 'en i see kay' nickalicious, because he is the only ilxor who would listen to mojo nixon on the radio.

(half kidding!!!)

― wanko ergo sum, Friday, 10 August 2007 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

Uh oh. Cue identity crisis.

― en i see kay, Friday, 10 August 2007 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

OMG BAJA BLAST IS SO GROSS THAT ITS AMAZINGLY GOOD I LOVE IT IT LOOKS LIKE SCOPE I DRINK IT AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE

― chaki, Friday, 10 August 2007 22:41 (eighteen years ago)

I always get it when I'm dining in at Taco Bell. Which is pretty fucking often.

― wanko ergo sum, Friday, 10 August 2007 22:53 (eighteen years ago)

fuk those bottles

― mookieproof, Saturday, 11 August 2007 03:29 (eighteen years ago)

back when they put sugar in soft drinks, Mountain Dew had the most - ELEVEN TEASPOONS!!! in a 12-ounce can.

I am old. these new flavors confuse me.

― sleeve, Saturday, 11 August 2007 04:00 (eighteen years ago)

MAN alive I miss Pitch Black. Grape soda + Mtn Dew corn syrup caffeine rollercoaster + some kid's conception of an "evil potion" = SO GREAT.

― Abbott, Saturday, 11 August 2007 04:09 (eighteen years ago)

I need to get back to my game here

― El Tomboto, Saturday, 11 August 2007 06:54 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

ELEVEN TEASPOONS!!!

That's a little less than I would've thought. Eleven tablespoons, sure.

― Eric H., Friday, 31 August 2007 17:51 (eighteen years ago)

Also this new orange one:

http://www.mountaindew.com/about_dew/product_info/gf.php

Which is smoother than the other orange, which always tore the insides of my mouth out.

― Eric H., Friday, 31 August 2007 17:53 (eighteen years ago)

Bah no that one I just tries, it tastes like a tangerine peel that was left rotting in some regular dew. They do know their target audience, tho; new flavor is called GAMER FUEL:

http://www.thebbps.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/halo3-mountaindew.jpg

― Abbott, Monday, 3 September 2007 23:45 (eighteen years ago)

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