Both folks who'd be my first choices are now at UW-Milwaukee.
― dan m, Monday, 10 December 2007 22:04 (sixteen years ago) link
Well, I was stubborn enough that I don't have to come to rehearsal tonight after all. I hate shit like this, though. I don't like feeling like I have to defend how sick I am.
― jaymc, Monday, 10 December 2007 23:10 (sixteen years ago) link
you say that like they're dead
― Jordan, Monday, 10 December 2007 23:15 (sixteen years ago) link
Quite the contrary, actually! They escaped the sinking ship that is their department and are much happier now, I think.
― dan m, Monday, 10 December 2007 23:18 (sixteen years ago) link
met gbx 2nite
― deej, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 09:37 (sixteen years ago) link
evan next time we do boner jams you need to play the saxophone ok? ok
― n/a, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 13:34 (sixteen years ago) link
i listened to the bj ep this morning. it is disorienting
Dear SUV drivers, You know, you may be invincible in your four-wheel drive vehicles, but you do still have to brake like the rest of us.
Love,
Me
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 13:41 (sixteen years ago) link
anyone know any hungry ESL teachers? send those people my way please
we are hiring for spring '08
― La Lechera, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 14:55 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm hungry. But I'm not an ESL teacher.
― Jesse, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 15:44 (sixteen years ago) link
i couldn't get moms out of my place until 1 am last night
― Jordan, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 15:53 (sixteen years ago) link
ha ha She's a party animal!
Last night, I grocery shopped 'til I dropped. I got home, had some lovely soy tacos a la Nick, then fell asleep in front of White Christmas. When I woke up, they were singing the theme song in a big production number. Then it was THE END.
― KitCat, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 15:58 (sixteen years ago) link
Dear Qu|ll.com--
You will not lure me back to your company by offering me the following DVDs for free.
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"Shrek the Third" DVD © 2007 DreamWorks Animation
"Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End" DVD © 2007 Buena Vista Home Entertainment, Inc
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"Live Free or Die Hard" DVD © 2007 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment LLC
"High School Musical 2" DVD © 2007 Disney Enterprises
― Jesse, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 16:17 (sixteen years ago) link
Dear Administrative Assistant at Mega Law Firm,
You suck at your job. You are obviously stoned, and my name is not Jeffie. Who the hell is name JEFFIE?
― Jesse, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 16:20 (sixteen years ago) link
Jeff?
― Jordan, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 16:21 (sixteen years ago) link
Maybe he has a speech impediment?
― dan m, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 16:21 (sixteen years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/d0/Long_S_in_US_Bill_of_Rights.JPG/250px-Long_S_in_US_Bill_of_Rights.JPG
― Laurel, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 16:24 (sixteen years ago) link
Maybe he just has really big jowls.
― dan m, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 16:25 (sixteen years ago) link
You are obviously stoned, and my name is not Jeffie.
Guess what ... IT IS NOW, JEFFIE
― n/a, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 16:25 (sixteen years ago) link
Dear US District Courts
Why are most of your documents available *ONLY* in Word Perfect format? Eh?
― Jesse, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 16:27 (sixteen years ago) link
you guys yesterday i was caught up in a case of mistaken identity, debt collection and on-the-phone legal drama that i only bring up to tell you this: if you are listed anywhere in the phone book, even without your full name, this may happen to you.
also: i got a jury duty notice! it's for early january.
― La Lechera, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 16:30 (sixteen years ago) link
Are you happy about that? You seem excited.
― Jesse, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 16:32 (sixteen years ago) link
My bossgal says: lawyers do not select juries, juries select themselves.
― Jesse, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 16:33 (sixteen years ago) link
xp - not really, but at least it comes between semesters. i hope i don't have to actually be on a jury.
i am definitely not excited about being mistaken for a debtor with my same name (diff. middle initial) and harassed for months about it.
― La Lechera, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 16:34 (sixteen years ago) link
debtor sorry that sounds way more extreme than it really is.
― La Lechera, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 16:35 (sixteen years ago) link
the best is being on a MOCK jury
My bossman has the same first and last name as another lawyer who works at an address that is 1 digit different from ours on the same street. There are hilarious mixups constantly. A personal injury lawyer kept calling here telling him he was going to be subpoenaed for testimony about a car accident he witnessed on Halloween in New Orleans, but he was here on Halloween.
― Jesse, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 16:38 (sixteen years ago) link
Hey, Jordan: this is really embarrassing but could you remind me what state you live in, again? I'm just checking b/c I've had a special request for a holiday gift-finding favor from a work colleague, but it's MN sports team-oriented.
― Laurel, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 16:40 (sixteen years ago) link
Wisconsin :>
― Jordan, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 16:43 (sixteen years ago) link
Kelsey is in MN, though?
― Jordan, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 16:44 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm in my own private Idaho.
― Jesse, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 16:45 (sixteen years ago) link
Is it something to do with the Minnesota Fighting Saints?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8c/Saintplayer_blue.gif
― dan m, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 16:46 (sixteen years ago) link
jesse: my old roommate's boyfriend's name was jeffie (or at least that's what everyone called him)
guys, i'm on dialup at work! no DSL today. thank goodness there's a backup plan, esp as i'm alone in the office all day.
― colette, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 16:49 (sixteen years ago) link
Haha sadly no.
― Laurel, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 16:49 (sixteen years ago) link
Jeffie is a ridiculous name.
― Jesse, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 16:54 (sixteen years ago) link
It's no Jimmy.
― La Lechera, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 16:55 (sixteen years ago) link
I am having a weird surge of a sense of endless possibility! I think it's this weather.
Last night I went to the top of the 'Cock and it was awesome. The sky was clear for a bit and then the clouds rolled in and it was incredible.
― Jesse, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 16:56 (sixteen years ago) link
it kind of suited him, in a weird way.
― colette, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 16:56 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.pacificwarmemorial.org/images/Pacific%20War%20Memorial%20Bricks/Duty%2C%20CORPL%20Jeffie.JPG
― Jordan, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 16:57 (sixteen years ago) link
judging by gis, a lot of jeffies out there haven't made it :(
http://www.rootsweb.com/%7Etxkusa/Cemeteries/foukephoto/SandersJeffie.JPG
You mean, they aren't immortal?
― KitCat, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 16:58 (sixteen years ago) link
haha @ dead jeffies
― Jesse, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 16:58 (sixteen years ago) link
haha at immortal jeffies
― La Lechera, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 17:01 (sixteen years ago) link
I like the idea of an immortal being, a entity who was transcended physical form and exists outside of time, a being of pure energy, a pure creative force that neither punishes nor rewards, named Jeffie.
― kenan, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 17:07 (sixteen years ago) link
Hahahaha, yes.
― Jesse, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 17:08 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm LOLing quietly as possible. LOLQAP.
― Jesse, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 17:09 (sixteen years ago) link
has kenan heard about the guy at my party who was pretending to be him?
― colette, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 17:09 (sixteen years ago) link
!
― Jordan, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 17:10 (sixteen years ago) link
?
― La Lechera, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 17:11 (sixteen years ago) link
$
― dan m, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 17:11 (sixteen years ago) link