New Apple Lust Objects for 2010 and onward

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Surely the curved back means it'll move about when you try to put it down on a table and use it?

James Mitchell, Thursday, 28 January 2010 14:17 (sixteen years ago)

It's pretty much flat, isn't it? Just bevelled at the edges? And there'll be SO MANY PRODUCTS SO FAST that angle it 'just so'...

We've got an iMac and 2 iPhones; I think this would fit perfectly in with that.

I also keep thinking that this would absolutely be the perfect web browser experience / games machine for my mum.

No, YOU'RE a disgusting savage (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 28 January 2010 14:51 (sixteen years ago)

You can also, when not using it, stick it on it's dock on your mantlepiece and hey presto, best ever digital photo frame.

No, YOU'RE a disgusting savage (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 28 January 2010 14:52 (sixteen years ago)

best != most expensive

take me to your lemur (ledge), Thursday, 28 January 2010 14:54 (sixteen years ago)

Best = it'd fit with my decor.

No, YOU'RE a disgusting savage (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 28 January 2010 14:54 (sixteen years ago)

you've designed your house to look like an Apple store????

struck through in my prime (HI DERE), Thursday, 28 January 2010 15:00 (sixteen years ago)

I make my bed in the genius bar

i'm with stupid ☞ (dyao), Thursday, 28 January 2010 15:01 (sixteen years ago)

nick's bedroom:

http://www.supernaturalwiki.com/images/6/6e/2001_Space_Odyssesy.jpg

take me to your lemur (ledge), Thursday, 28 January 2010 15:01 (sixteen years ago)

thing at foot of bed is iBoard, due 2013

take me to your lemur (ledge), Thursday, 28 January 2010 15:02 (sixteen years ago)

VLC needs to release an iphone app

but how would you even get your divx files onto the ipad?

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Thursday, 28 January 2010 15:10 (sixteen years ago)

after removing shoes, guests are given turquoise t-shirts and lanyards

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 28 January 2010 15:10 (sixteen years ago)

btw i am getting one, just still having mixed emotions. i can see where it would be useful in my life. just don't know if 3G is necessary?

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Thursday, 28 January 2010 15:12 (sixteen years ago)

/VLC needs to release an iphone app/

but how would you even get your divx files onto the ipad?

presumably it would be allowed to sync a la the way stet described above?

i'm with stupid ☞ (dyao), Thursday, 28 January 2010 15:13 (sixteen years ago)

I don't like how this thing will require a standing case if you take it on an airplane

i'm with stupid ☞ (dyao), Thursday, 28 January 2010 15:14 (sixteen years ago)

3g will be useful to read ilxnyt on the subway

i'm with stupid ☞ (dyao), Thursday, 28 January 2010 15:15 (sixteen years ago)

like, if i'm out and about and really need to use the internet, that's what my iphone is for, right?

there is no service on NYC subways

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Thursday, 28 January 2010 15:17 (sixteen years ago)

oh, hah; hk has 3g in subways/tunnels </braggin>

i'm with stupid ☞ (dyao), Thursday, 28 January 2010 15:19 (sixteen years ago)

but how would you even get your divx files onto the ipad?

right now, itunes will import anything quicktime will read (which is a lot if you install perian), and it will sync that to any device. question is whether that device can play it.

caek, Thursday, 28 January 2010 15:21 (sixteen years ago)

you live in hk dyao?

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Thursday, 28 January 2010 15:21 (sixteen years ago)

yeah, munich too xxp

caek, Thursday, 28 January 2010 15:21 (sixteen years ago)

dyao does the thread of crazy hong kong t-shirts, right?

caek, Thursday, 28 January 2010 15:21 (sixteen years ago)

yerp

i'm with stupid ☞ (dyao), Thursday, 28 January 2010 15:23 (sixteen years ago)

just occurrd to me that if bolted to the dashboard of your car this would be an awesome gps nav system/way to watch pr0n on the highway

i'm with stupid ☞ (dyao), Thursday, 28 January 2010 15:45 (sixteen years ago)

it doesn't have the GPS that the iphone 3GS has though, right?

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Thursday, 28 January 2010 15:52 (sixteen years ago)

i was thinking of strapping it to the handlebars of my road bike

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Thursday, 28 January 2010 15:52 (sixteen years ago)

huh, you're right no gps chip. i just kinda assumed they would include one

i'm with stupid ☞ (dyao), Thursday, 28 January 2010 15:55 (sixteen years ago)

that's some bullshit, right there

i'm with stupid ☞ (dyao), Thursday, 28 January 2010 15:57 (sixteen years ago)

3g version has aGPS; wifi version doesn't

stet, Thursday, 28 January 2010 15:58 (sixteen years ago)

we demo for you this awesome maps application... which will be completely useless? ( I'm assuming the assisted gps listed on the specs page for the 3g model uses cell tower location to ballpark your position)

i'm with stupid ☞ (dyao), Thursday, 28 January 2010 15:59 (sixteen years ago)

just occurrd to me that if bolted to the dashboard of your car this would be an awesome gps nav system/way to watch pr0n on the highway

― i'm with stupid ☞ (dyao), Thursday, January 28, 2010 10:45 AM

http://www.audio-ideas.com/interview/graphics/crash.gif

♖♕♖ (am0n), Thursday, 28 January 2010 16:00 (sixteen years ago)

no wait agps is a real gps system

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assisted_GPS

crisis averted

i'm with stupid ☞ (dyao), Thursday, 28 January 2010 16:02 (sixteen years ago)

We've got an iMac and 2 iPhones; I think this would fit perfectly in with that.

Ditto. We also have an aging laptop that has about 1/2 the functionality of the iPad (too slow for streaming videos and there's a huge flaw in the middle of the screen anyway) that we only use to browse the web/check email from the couch, while seated in the same position as the fancy-jeaned fellow in the demo, even. We probably won't get 3G, however. The iPhone works better for me as a portable internet accessing device, and if I take the iPad with me on my commute, it will probably be as an e-book reader, which is a device that I also do not own yet was planning to buy when the right one came along. So it's kind of perfect for us.

she is writing about love (Jenny), Thursday, 28 January 2010 16:40 (sixteen years ago)

OK so the good:

nice screen
good battery life
good to have both the 3G and Wifi options
There will be some awesome apps for this

and the bad:

No webcam is boneheaded in the extreme
No multitasking, I'm not asking for much but the ability to VOIP and browse at the same time or watch a video and make notes at the same time
VGA out and not HDMI
No 720p out
No Stylus (ok so this may come as third party but the killer app for me is PDF annotations)
No Inkwell - I'm hoping both stylus and inkwell come as a future update. I can understand a strategic move of not wanting handwriting recognition to be a major feature initially, but Apples HW recognition has come a long way since the newton and this thing has more than enough power to make it work
No ability to use this a a secondary display or control surface for the mac, although hopefully there will be an app for that soon
I'm hoping that the USB dock connector will allow more than just mass storage devices because there could be some cool peripherals

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 28 January 2010 16:57 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.tnr.com/article/the-pc-officially-died-today

RIP technology journalism

kshighway (ksh), Thursday, 28 January 2010 17:01 (sixteen years ago)

okay, I have a friend who is a tech analyst prone to rapturous all-or-nothing pronouncements and even he would find this article retarded, mostly because of the furious backpedaling in the second half

struck through in my prime (HI DERE), Thursday, 28 January 2010 17:06 (sixteen years ago)

No webcam is boneheaded in the extreme

I think they probably realise this. I'm sure it will be added later, as happened on iPhone. Actually, I think a lot of your list of bad things is not structural and will be fixed by software or later iterations.

The really bad thing is not going to change, and that is http://www.aaronsw.com/weblog/ipad.

caek, Thursday, 28 January 2010 17:09 (sixteen years ago)

No Stylus (ok so this may come as third party but the killer app for me is PDF annotations)

yeah, this.

HW annotation + Papers = swoooon

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Thursday, 28 January 2010 17:11 (sixteen years ago)

Scik Mouthy's pics remind me of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieEFh3dE9cI

what of the fuck you talkie bout (Pancakes Hackman), Thursday, 28 January 2010 17:12 (sixteen years ago)

also there is no way in hell "the computer" is going away anytime soon. scientists and intensive media production both <3 unix/apple and i srsly doubt anyone wants to make avatar on the iPad

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Thursday, 28 January 2010 17:12 (sixteen years ago)

the return of a division between "home" computing and "workstations" does not seem that farfetched to me, although i got one sentence into that article

caek, Thursday, 28 January 2010 17:14 (sixteen years ago)

I don't agree with that article that it's merely a matter of Jobs' desire for control. What's clear is that the App Store's way of distributing content, like Xbox Live, is severely threatened by piracy, esp. since piracy is nearly as easy as buying (or in the case of books, infinitely easier). That threatens content producers' business models, obviously. But these closed "ecosystems" like xbla and the App Store change this, by eliminating things like access to the file system. And for a lot of people the ease of xbla or the app store makes up for that loss of freedom. So I can see why this is a possible future, even if it's not my personal preference.

Euler, Thursday, 28 January 2010 17:15 (sixteen years ago)

"that article" = the one caek linked to, not the crazy one before

Euler, Thursday, 28 January 2010 17:15 (sixteen years ago)

yeah, I don't by his inference of _why_ apple are doing this

caek, Thursday, 28 January 2010 17:16 (sixteen years ago)

by = buy

caek, Thursday, 28 January 2010 17:16 (sixteen years ago)

oh if you put it that way, yeah. xp to caek

but dude was saying that he wouldn't be surprised if apple phased out OS X in favor of iPhone OS and did away with "computers" completely and isn't that horrible for democracy because they rule the app store with an iron fist

his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Thursday, 28 January 2010 17:16 (sixteen years ago)

What's clear is that the App Store's way of distributing content, like Xbox Live, is severely threatened by piracy

this is equally true of windows and os x. i'm not buying it as the reason either.

caek, Thursday, 28 January 2010 17:17 (sixteen years ago)

ill be happy if were alive in 10 years tbh, whether or not we have computers

max, Thursday, 28 January 2010 17:17 (sixteen years ago)

whatever the reason, i am pathologically opposed to what is going on, and not just because i am a "power user"

caek, Thursday, 28 January 2010 17:17 (sixteen years ago)

HW annotation + Papers = swoooon

― his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Thursday, 28 January 2010 12:11 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

although quite frankly I wish they enable editing of annotations in rather than having to open the paper in preview to do so in the Mac version. Also they have been promising new and exciting things for over 6 months now and are yet to deliver.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 28 January 2010 17:18 (sixteen years ago)


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