New Apple Lust Objects for 2010 and onward

steve jobs is driving his car over the ipad to prove that it is more resistant than cds

praying he announces adding ebooks to iTunes

lol

customisable background images
THEY SAID IT COULDN'T BE DONE

you need the thick bezel so that you can hold onto it without accidentally activating shit

yeah I know I ws just fooling

Historically AAPL has always dropped during product announcements/keynotes

apparently this thing splits up into a separate phone, music player and filofax

legit q brought up by someone on another board:

do you have to ~sync~ this thing??? is it not a stand alone device? can i watch/listen to booted media on it? can i actually do non-consumptive tasks with it?

xxpost -- True enough, but that completely describes my reactions to this thing so far.

so just to confirm: so far we have a real big iphone.

http://www.apple.com/downloads/dashboard/business/ipad.html

dont really get what the big deal is tbh

is is called "ipad"? (not watching)

it's called "unicorn"

10h battery

so just to confirm: so far we have a real big iphone.

Correct. Waiting for the book/reader anouncements

Yay tech specs:

Powered by custom Apple chip called A4. 1GHz, 16GB, 32GB, 64GB storage. 802.11n, WiFi, Bluetooth. 10 hours of battery life.

the really widescreen movies look a bit shit -- just a thin strip across the middle

i heard you have to use at&t even if you don't live in the u.s.?

oh fuk Scott would like to tell you about 17 games

have they specified the aspect ratio?

it's not going to be cinemascope, right?

Over a month of standby time. Accelerometer, compass, speaker, mic. 30pin connector.

Still can't wait to try out some of the synth/generative music apps on this

I think this thing will be more fun to play with than to look at or see demo'd. And sure enough, Steve says: "Watching it is nothing like getting it in your hands."

Rather than completely new capabilities, this is going to be a more pleasurable way of doing stuff we already do. Maybe people are going to invent some far-out shit that only multi-touch tablets can do, but it doesn't look like Apple is banking on that.

so really is this thing just gonna be an adjunct to my computer?

i love the portability, but it had better be cheap if i need to have a mac already

"30pin connector"

is that the normal iPod/iPhone connector?

iPad can run existing App Store apps without modification. Either pixel-for-pixel in middle of screen ,or pixel doubled full screen.

Maybe people are going to invent some far-out shit that only multi-touch tablets can do, but it doesn't look like Apple is banking on that.

well, it's all about creating an open platform that allows other people to come up with ... oh shit

oh great app store

"it just works!"

so?

I don't see how it's between mac and iphone; it's alongside iphone if anything, u still need a mac

can i download an archive from mediafire and expand it?

if not, this is stupid. if i can't wrangle files this thing is useless if i have an iphone.

yeah they want you to want all 3

fricken iphone with a big screen and no phone!

yeah i doubt it - like i said elsewhere it seems likely that this is where apple is going for consumer/mainstream UI; there'll still be macbooks, etc for "pro" use

can I resize the icons? <- u&k imo

but it's a good question about whether it can work without a mothership connection

can i download an archive from mediafire and expand it?

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, January 27, 2010 12:36 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

if not, this is stupid. if i can't wrangle files this thing is useless if i have an iphone.

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, January 27, 2010 12:36 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

OTM

this is basically my mum's dream computer. the only one she can do anything at all with is an iphone, but it's too small for her w/out specs

Steve Jobs really doesn't like people using more than one application at a time, does he?

this is basically my mum's dream computer. the only one she can do anything at all with is an iphone, but it's too small for her w/out specs

― stet, Wednesday, January 27, 2010 6:38 PM (56 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

as I said, getting srs DSi XL vibes from this thing

like srsly this thing would be dope as an adjunct device IF it ends up being cheap enough

xp that's true: my mom doesn't really need a bigtime comp, she needs something easy to SEE and use that does web and email

http://medialib.computerandvideogames.com/screens/screenshot_223913_thumb300.jpg

yeah it seems like they're aiming for you to have a phone and what amounts to a fancy netbook or a phone and a fancy netbook and a pro if you're the kind who needs more than a netbook

xp yeah its a snazzy netbook

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2010/01/apple-creation-0249-rm-eng.jpg

this sums up my rxn nicely

i assume the selling point will be reading/movies, because this kind of locked down fisher price stuff clearly makes no sense as a pc replacement.

nyt

Steve Jobs really doesn't like people using more than one application at a time, does he?

― James Mitchell, Wednesday, January 27, 2010 6:40 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Mac_OS

that nytimes front page is fucking awesome. sold

lol dsi xl pic. otm too