Disgusting savages; list them ALL itt

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People who, upon realizing that they have in all reality missed their exit, still try to take their exit by slowing way the hell down on the beltway and cutting across a grass embankment to get there rather than just turning around at the next exit are disgusting savages, imo.

The Swiss.

dammit dan stop tempting me to use urban dictionary at work

lol

crop dusting = walking up to someone, stealth-farting, and walking away

mostly disgusting savage, kinda lol

-- people who walk three-abreast down the sidewalk.
-- people on the phone in public having a loud argument

^^

xp hahah wow that is a thing that happens??

s.b.d.

not only is that a thing that happens, it is a thing one of my coworkers would do 24/7 if he could fart at will

sounds truly like a disgusting savage to me

every time he walks by and engages you in small talk, it's a signal to immediately leave and grab a cup of coffee because your cube will be uninhabitable for a minute or two

fucking awful, unless he does it to someone else in which case it's kind of hilarious

That's horrible, is it a hilarious prank or because there is something wrong with him that he can't stand still for 3 minutes w/o it happening?

It's because it's a hilarious prank. This is the same dude who likes to go into the bathroom and shout "ARE YOU ENJOYING YOUR BLUMPKIN?" at the guys in the stalls.

OK, disgusting savage status assured!

Do we have an "annoying coworkers who you find entertaining despite yourself" thread?

There should be! I have worked with two different creepy guys who attempted to charm ladies 40 years their junior with hands on the shoulder and long dull anecdotes, but with the power of my magical ugly ray both of them have ignored me studiously and visibly panicked whenever I said hi to them, i.e. I got to find them sad and funny instead of actively disturbing like all the other female staff did

People who discard chewing gum anywhere but wrapped up in a bin are filthy disgusting savages imo

People who don't express gratitude when you hold a door open for the, be they male or female, ESPECIALLY if doping this causes you to stand still for more than 1 second, are disgusting savages.

― brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, January 26, 2010 10:12 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

you passive aggressive turd

People who discard chewing gum anything anywhere but wrapped up in a bin the most appropriate containment unit are filthy disgusting savages imo

Well yeah but chewing gum is fucking horrible

could've just cut to the chase and struck out everything from who to unit but where's the fun

-- gun owners who can't stop talking about and posting pictures online of all their guns. i don't care if you own guns, but why do i have to hear about them?

this is because, in the end, there really isn't shit to do with guns other than shoot people with them. i bought one about 12 years ago, and found it pretty boring to have. i took it out a few times to shoot it and even that was a little boring. i ended up selling it pretty soon after.

you heard it here first: guns r boring

People who insist on writing checks in busy supermarket checkout lines but don't carry any writing instruments, causing the checker to spend two minutes searching for a pen for them AND then said person stops and fills out the balance book BEFORE writing the check.

related: people who don't have their money ready when they get on the bus; people who only begin to root around for their wallet when the cashier tells them the total.

TV studio audiences who clap along to music whenever it is played, for however short a time.

People who insist on writing checks in busy supermarket checkout lines but don't carry any writing instruments, causing the checker to spend two minutes searching for a pen for them AND then said person stops and fills out the balance book BEFORE writing the check.

People who insist on writing checks in busy supermarket checkout lines but don't carry any writing instruments, causing the checker to spend two minutes searching for a pen for them AND then said person stops and fills out the balance book BEFORE writing the check.

people who abuse strikethrough tags

I strikethrpugh YOU, D@n P3rry.

_people who abuse strikethrough tags

― HI DERE, Tuesday, January 26, 2010 8:30 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink_

rip HI DERE

oh no

struck through, just like that, in his prime

TV studio audiences who clap along to music whenever it is played, for however short a time.

oh lord yes.

Disgusting savages, a list:

1. drivers
2. pedestrians
3. people who use public transportation

4. people who never leave the house

>>>>>#3<<<<<

people on public transport are just animals. and although i would never dare generalize about this, of course, in my experience it just so happens that public transport users of the female variety have been particularly guilty of disgusting savagery.

people who stand in front of the condiment station at coffee shops, tasting their coffee after each time they put a little of something new in it.

Disgusting savages, a list:

1. drivers
2. pedestrians
3. people who use public transportation

hahaha this is so OTM

Computer companies who manufacture PCs and install proprietary monitor outputs rather than standard VGA or DVI sockets are disgusting savages. FUCK YOU DELL

People who rush onto elevators without waiting for anyone to get off are the most disgusting savages. People who get off elevators and linger so the doors shut before anyone can get on are the second most disgusting savages.

All males between the ages of 7 and 17 and a huge proportion of them after this age.

Some teenage boy (with his friends) suddenly shouted really loudly in my face while passing me by so I would be surprised. I was of course. so much so that I jumped. And then laughed. Afterwards my husband said it was disgusting to do such a thing. I said I just lolled. Then I realized: fuck, he thinks I'm old and easily surprised. lolol

People who only put as much paper as they need to print their own 1-page document into the empty printer, when a full ream is available, are disgusting savages.

WTF. I never heard of this or experienced this!

The students do it all the time.

That explains it. I was never in university long enough to experience this. lol

Computer companies who manufacture PCs and install proprietary monitor outputs rather than standard VGA or DVI sockets are disgusting savages. FUCK YOU DELL

HI DERE APPLE

also, from the brouhaha on the Mad Men thread, please add The New York Times for criticising Christina Hendricks's weight.

lady i saw on a bus last month clipping her nails and letting the clippings just fly

People who spent Australia Day:
- draped in the flag, shirtless, shouting "oi oi oi" and being pissed
- saying "love australia or fuck off and leave"
- wearing southern cross tattoos and turning that once-proud Eureka symbol into a fuckin racist bilespew

*&%^$%$#

people who shout "sit down" when you are standing up at a rock and roll show

I used to wait tables with another ILXor and crop dusting annoying tables was kind of a hobby of some of our coworkers.

The students do it all the time.

Maybe they are cunningly encouraging people to think more carefully about whether they need to print stuff.