this thread makes me inexplicably happy. like some sort of internet mystery has been solved.
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:49 (nineteen years ago)
she was born a day after me
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:50 (nineteen years ago)
and, uh, a decade later
try as you like but i'm not buying your'e the same age as snorg girl, jess
oh goddamnit xpost
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:50 (nineteen years ago)
reading over that myspace profile i can't believe this isn't the work of some evil supercomputer hellbent on creating the perfect "iconic" college freshman girl
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:51 (nineteen years ago)
even physically
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:52 (nineteen years ago)
yeah, we never have to read that shitty tom wolfe book now, so that's something in the plus column
― gff, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:52 (nineteen years ago)
omg maybe this is tom wolfe's fake myspace profile
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:53 (nineteen years ago)
"lol send nudes"
childsnorglike empress
― nickalicious, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:54 (nineteen years ago)
uh guys i just found this on wankettes
http://content.yieldmanager.edgesuite.net/atoms/40/c3/40c37aceeeff7ff0d4c973c7ebf9925f.jpg
u r not snorg girl! what u do with snorg girl!!!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:54 (nineteen years ago)
i do not like her as much
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:55 (nineteen years ago)
its like when they replace an actor on a sitcom but keep the character
http://www.snorgtees.com/images/Thisshirtisnotblack_F_Fullpic_8.jpg
― nickalicious, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:55 (nineteen years ago)
j'accuse wankettes of killing snorg girl u_u
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:56 (nineteen years ago)
it is like when naomi watts starts wearing the bonnet and overalls
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:56 (nineteen years ago)
damn u nick
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:57 (nineteen years ago)
gis result for "snorg":
http://speaker.seanbot.com/random/pandadog.jpg
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)
guys i'm really upset over this new snorg girl
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)
wait jess what wait no waht ok that thing what??!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:01 (nineteen years ago)
PANDA DOG
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:01 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.youthink.com/quiz_images/quiz564outcome1.jpg
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2004-11/15/xin_151101151403262203173.jpg
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:02 (nineteen years ago)
that's just...they take a thing that i like, a dog, and then turn it into the worst animal in the world, a panda, and i'm not ok with this
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:03 (nineteen years ago)
omg I can't believe the selfish cruelty that is the domestication of animals! Who do people think they are?
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:04 (nineteen years ago)
help
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:04 (nineteen years ago)
"you are worse than even the sharpei" is my new insult of choice
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:05 (nineteen years ago)
red panda dog would be way better
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:05 (nineteen years ago)
after "you have been deemed wack by public opinion."
this is just not right
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:06 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.tshirtwatch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/girl-on-girl-tshirt.gif
"up to 5XL"
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:07 (nineteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/167/404015428_117add4d55.jpg ESP WITH DOGS
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:07 (nineteen years ago)
roffle at all of this
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:07 (nineteen years ago)
http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/6928/snorg6cu5.jpg
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:08 (nineteen years ago)
WAU
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:08 (nineteen years ago)
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e167/Dinz4/hilarious.jpg
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:09 (nineteen years ago)
ROFFLE
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:09 (nineteen years ago)
NO NO NO BOXCAR
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:09 (nineteen years ago)
sorry dudes
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:10 (nineteen years ago)
i rue the day that picture leaked onto the internet
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:10 (nineteen years ago)
i blame my hangover on the existence of panda dogs
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:12 (nineteen years ago)
were you drinking booze from fermented panda dog
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:12 (nineteen years ago)
just the head
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:13 (nineteen years ago)
Okay so I need a pandadog decantur do go with the squirrel decantur now.
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:14 (nineteen years ago)
that's what the snorg girl said
DAMN YOU DAN
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:15 (nineteen years ago)
It was absinthe, obv.
That is some gothic shit, right there.
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:15 (nineteen years ago)
TONIGHT WE QUAFF FROM THE SKULL OF OUR PETS
lol snorg girl can fit more than just the head u make no sense
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:16 (nineteen years ago)
yes but she is saving her DSL for marriage
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:17 (nineteen years ago)
cmon perpetua's t-shirt is pretty funny
― and what, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:17 (nineteen years ago)