Lol @ Ross Kemp

This is going to spoil a Proper Family Christmas, I just know it.

This is genius!

Oh someone give this silly tart a slap, for gawwwwwwdddd's sake

( several x-posts later, obv)

I was going to go with Smack My Mitch Up, but yours is better.

Bald headed actors with whispery gruff voices are most frequently the victims of all types of Mitchell abuse, largely because of their vulnerability and lack of power.

By Sherna Noah and Karen Attwood, PA

The partner and ex-partner of EastEnders actors Ross Kemp and Steve McFadden were arrested over alleged assaults today.

The Sun's editor Rebekah Wade was questioned for eight hours over an alleged attack on her EastEnders star husband Ross Kemp.

In a bizarre twist, it later emerged that McFadden's former partner had also been arrested and then released over an alleged assault on him.

McFadden and Kemp play brothers Phil and Grant Mitchell in the BBC1 soap.

It was not clear if the incidents were linked.

Would be utterly spiffing if they were tho, what?

She'll be offered a part in Eastenders in "an attempt to revive the dwindling fortunes of BBC's flagship soap"

Please tell me it was Lucy Benjamin so we can have a real-life version of Who Shot Slapped Phil? story and him what played Dan (OK, I know his name's Craig Fairbrass but I don't want to appear sad) will end up getting framed for it. Or something.

There's a slaphead joke in there somewhere just waiting to get out as well now.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/840000/images/_841499_ross_kemp150.jpg

anyway... WTFFinfF!?!!!!!!eleven

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005510327,00.html

Cops go to
Ross row

BRUV 2

EASTENDERS hardman Ross Kemp was caught up in a real-life drama yesterday when police turned up at his home in the small hours.

Ross, who has won millions of new viewers after returning to the soap as Grant Mitchell, opened the door to find four officers on his front step.

The cops said they were investigating an allegation that he had been assaulted by his wife Rebekah Wade, who is editor of The Sun.

Ms Wade, 37, was arrested at the house in Battersea, South London, and taken to a nearby police station.

Rebekah and Ross ...
'fuss about nothing'

She was held for eight hours before being released without any charge or a caution.

Ms Wade, who became Sun editor at the beginning of 2003, was not even interviewed by police during her stay at the station.

Ross, 41 — also the star of ITV’s hit series Ultimate Force about the SAS — did not sustain any injuries.

A cut to his lip which was reported by news agencies had in fact been sustained during filming.

Ms Wade was also not hurt during the incident which was described as an “old-fashioned row” between a married couple.

The couple, who wed three years ago, had returned to their home together at 3am after attending a birthday party.

Earlier Ms Wade had also seen fallen Cabinet Minister David Blunkett who had quit as Work and Pensions Secretary in the morning.

As soon as she was released from police custody, Ms Wade returned to The Sun’s offices at Wapping, East London, to mastermind production of today’s newspaper.

Last night she said: “It was just a silly row which got out of hand.”

Ross said: “It was a lot of fuss about nothing.”