xkcd vs. MATT

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and what, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:02 (eighteen years ago)

i am bugging out at how bad this is.... this shit is ridiculous

and what, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:03 (eighteen years ago)

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/journal_2.png

and what, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:04 (eighteen years ago)

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/far_away.png

and what, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:07 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha holy shit nobody ever forces me to look at these suicidal ones

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:09 (eighteen years ago)

xkcd is really so, so, so bad.

jessie monster, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:28 (eighteen years ago)

death

Jordan, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:37 (eighteen years ago)

ok guys are you ready

and what, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:37 (eighteen years ago)

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/the_cure.jpg

and what, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:37 (eighteen years ago)

did you guys ever see the xkcd one about led zeppelin???

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/classic.png

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:40 (eighteen years ago)

bet this dudes taste in music is fucking champ

and what, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:42 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.last.fm/group/XKCD

1 Play
Radiohead
50
1 Play
The Beatles
50
3 Play
Muse
47
4 Play
Red Hot Chili Peppers
33
5 Play
Nirvana
32
6 Play
Nine Inch Nails
31
7 Play
Led Zeppelin
30
8 Play
Modest Mouse
29
8 Play
Pink Floyd
29
10 Play
Metallica
27

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:44 (eighteen years ago)

I want to join this group, but then there would no longer be 314 members, so it wouldn't be so pi-tastic. Now I'm not sure whether I should join or not!

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:44 (eighteen years ago)

jesus christ

and what, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:46 (eighteen years ago)

http://wetriffs.com/

and what, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:46 (eighteen years ago)

xkcd is the worst of the 2 by far, but they both suck shit so I went with "death".

Pashmina, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:47 (eighteen years ago)

I used to keep changing dude who writes xkcd's Wikipedia entry to claim that he was a white supremacist, and this shit got altered back within seconds.

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

I could have gone my whole life without seeing any of these cartoons you fucking assholes

J0hn D., Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:49 (eighteen years ago)

try mentioning him having a sideline in anime furry erotica maybe next time you want to do a bit of wikivandalism? (xpost)

Pashmina, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:50 (eighteen years ago)

thread needs more matt

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/graphics/2008/04/15/matt.gif

ledge, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:51 (eighteen years ago)

ha ha stalker 101

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/find_you.jpg

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:51 (eighteen years ago)

lol economy shitbin

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/graphics/2008/04/12/matt.gif

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/graphics/2008/04/13/matt.gif

ledge, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:52 (eighteen years ago)

xxp, yeah, I thought about posting that matt one, but it's actually pretty good and wouldn't have been fair on the xkcd bedwetter guy.

caek, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:53 (eighteen years ago)

fuck, matt is pretty awesome.

caek, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:53 (eighteen years ago)

that last one is fine

caek, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:55 (eighteen years ago)

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Dear Randall Munroe,

Could you please come to this internet forum thread and apologise for being neither funny or insightful. It would mean a lot to us.

Thanks,

Yours, the general public.

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:56 (eighteen years ago)

This thread brought to you by the fact that someone I formerly liked and respected added the xkcd app to their Facebook profile this morning.

xp, ZANG

caek, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:56 (eighteen years ago)

i have a horrible certainty that xkcd dude is v. proud of his stick figures, seeing himself as a genius who has broken all the rules of cartooning in order to forge a new, more direct means of etc blah blah

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:59 (eighteen years ago)

http://thephoenix.com/article_ektid48208.aspx

The meet-up was prompted by a March comic entitled “Dream Girl,” in which Munroe’s stick-figure narrator recounts meeting a girl in a dream who urgently whispered a date and time and the mapping coordinates — 42.39561, -71.13051 — of Williams Park in his ear. The narrator goes there at the appointed moment but, as he sadly concludes, “It turns out wanting something doesn’t make it real.”

But hundreds of people decided to make it just that. “Dream Girl” was enough to bring Alex Norris here all the way from England.

“I saw that, and I got my credit card out and booked the plane ticket,” said the 34-year-old IT-support technician, who participated in a tape-measure length competition during the gathering.

Jordan, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:59 (eighteen years ago)

early xkcd looks different, more suicidal but less annoying

caek, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 15:00 (eighteen years ago)

do people who like xkcd also tend to have a copy of Wall and Piece by banksy? i suspect so.

caek, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 15:01 (eighteen years ago)

Other things like by xkcd types:

Something Awful forums membership
J-Pop
Not shutting the fuck up about Firefly

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 15:02 (eighteen years ago)

Astrophysics

caek, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 15:02 (eighteen years ago)

Forwarding xkcd comics to me

caek, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 15:03 (eighteen years ago)

guys, the comments here

http://community.livejournal.com/randompictures/3171503.html

and what, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 15:03 (eighteen years ago)

http://p-userpic.livejournal.com/70015897/110097

and what, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 15:04 (eighteen years ago)

XKCD is for those of us who realize life is not all about happy endings and trophy wives and who is better than who and all that shit. It's for those of us who live in reality. It's for the intelligent. It's for the insane.

and what, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 15:04 (eighteen years ago)

guys, i've never heard of xkcd before, but it's obviously great. it poops all over its 90s/00s poorly-drawn misanthropic forebears, none of which have ever been good.

gabbneb, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 15:04 (eighteen years ago)

However much that Pinky Tuscadero up there's dad beat him as a child, it wasn't enough.

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

xkcd is for those among us who don't wallow in self-pity. It's for those of us who are filled with awe for the ordinary, not those who seek to fill emptiness with bland fiction.

It's for people with an intelligent sense of humor, not a chip on their shoulder.

and what, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.froggyville.com/images/collect/thinkmac.jpg

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 15:06 (eighteen years ago)

ACHEWOOD REALLY ISN'T THAT FUNNY AND I DO NOT SEE WHY PEOPLE LIKE IT SO MUCH

Where's my Cat and Girl? Halfway up, far right (assuming "funny" can also mean "existentially stimulating")?

Jordan, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 15:06 (eighteen years ago)

reading about xkcd has led me to shit like
http://www.dieselsweeties.com/hstrips/0/1/9/8/01987.png

and what, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 15:06 (eighteen years ago)

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/1277/1xlstc4jr2.png

otm

caek, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 15:06 (eighteen years ago)

matt is like an inch above and to the right of xkcd

caek, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 15:07 (eighteen years ago)

Milfwich sounds like one of the opposition teams in Roy of the Rovers

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 15:07 (eighteen years ago)

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/dream_girl.png

and what, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 15:07 (eighteen years ago)

bad man

caek, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 15:09 (eighteen years ago)

don't worry, there will be a disclaimer: WARNING - This comic may be unsuitable for nerds

frogbs, Friday, 1 March 2013 17:51 (thirteen years ago)

lol "why is ok for athletes to eat food but not ok for athletes to take steroids" is the sort of thing only a genuine idiot who was stupid and not smart and didn't understand simple things would say

dat neggy nilmar (wins), Friday, 1 March 2013 18:03 (thirteen years ago)

fwiw the "explain xkcd" page for this comic states:

"This comic is one of many instances where Randall attempts to trivialize sports."

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Friday, 1 March 2013 18:17 (thirteen years ago)

this was posted in another thread but i hope everyone sees these

http://imgur.com/a/5wM95

frogbs, Friday, 1 March 2013 18:20 (thirteen years ago)

that's great

forks is lucky he didn't get stabbed over a marilyn monroe cd (forksclovetofu), Friday, 1 March 2013 19:04 (thirteen years ago)

these are actually funny

ciderpress, Friday, 1 March 2013 19:10 (thirteen years ago)

the baseball diamond one is really good

frogbs, Friday, 1 March 2013 19:18 (thirteen years ago)

Took me a few comics to realize they were parodies.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 1 March 2013 19:29 (thirteen years ago)

btw, they don't advertise this around i think, but the xkcd dude provides hosting to pbf basically gratis because he likes the strip. so there's that too.

s.clover, Friday, 1 March 2013 19:35 (thirteen years ago)

by basically i mean totally.

s.clover, Friday, 1 March 2013 19:35 (thirteen years ago)

haaaaaaaaah, these all rule

http://i.imgur.com/aNgCk.png

original bgm, Friday, 1 March 2013 19:42 (thirteen years ago)

btw, they don't advertise this around i think, but the xkcd dude provides hosting to pbf basically gratis because he likes the strip. so there's that too.

also gives money to a "battered women's group" iirc (so it's okay for him to talk about rape)

frogbs, Friday, 1 March 2013 19:54 (thirteen years ago)

no that's the oatmeal weirdo

caek, Friday, 1 March 2013 19:55 (thirteen years ago)

hosting pbf is pretty menschy

goole, Friday, 1 March 2013 19:57 (thirteen years ago)

bet PBF dude was a liberal arts major

乒乓, Friday, 1 March 2013 20:02 (thirteen years ago)

he was a film student if I remember correctly. low man on the totem pole

frogbs, Friday, 1 March 2013 20:08 (thirteen years ago)

i'm sure his actions in real life are mostly commendable, but his comics are mostly pish

The @glennbeck have raisin b-lls and rice crispy d-ck (stevie), Saturday, 2 March 2013 07:38 (thirteen years ago)

loving the parodies btw

http://i.imgur.com/XcqMC.png

The @glennbeck have raisin b-lls and rice crispy d-ck (stevie), Saturday, 2 March 2013 07:42 (thirteen years ago)

Yes, loved those, who made them?

Chewshabadoo, Saturday, 2 March 2013 17:06 (thirteen years ago)

can someone explain the lasagne whisperer to me

maybe i don't "do" the "harlem shake" —bennett braauer (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 3 March 2013 03:24 (thirteen years ago)

Findus beef lasagne withdrawn after tests show high level of horsemeat

let's replace "horse" with "lasagne" in a movie title! because it's topical

garfield drops some dank n' dirty dubz at 2am (unregistered), Sunday, 3 March 2013 04:06 (thirteen years ago)

lol duh

maybe i don't "do" the "harlem shake" —bennett braauer (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 3 March 2013 04:19 (thirteen years ago)

i didn't get it either

the 'dirty sprite' is implied (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 March 2013 15:36 (thirteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/bonding.png

never been funnier

Mordy, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 04:25 (thirteen years ago)

supposed to be poignant i think.

s.clover, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 04:31 (thirteen years ago)

made me laugh

i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 05:10 (thirteen years ago)

I feel ashamed of myself for mentally parsing that code.

silverfish, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 13:42 (thirteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

ok this is very funny, but not in a way that takes much cleverness. it just sort of takes being in the niche of actually being willing to make that joke.

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/integration_by_parts.png

Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Friday, 19 April 2013 23:43 (thirteen years ago)

three months pass...

C. G. P. Grey's Youtube videos: classic or xkcd?

imago, Wednesday, 24 July 2013 10:39 (twelve years ago)

So this happened?

http://www.wired.com/underwire/2013/08/xkcd-time-comic/

Ned Raggett, Friday, 2 August 2013 18:33 (twelve years ago)

WHY DONT YOU JUST READ THE SAME XKCD COMIC 15 TIMES HUAHAUHAHUAHAHAAHAH

frogbs, Friday, 2 August 2013 18:57 (twelve years ago)

dude discovered animation

sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 3 August 2013 01:28 (twelve years ago)

Cooooool.

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 3 August 2013 07:32 (twelve years ago)

something so depressing about a guy being that absurdly ambitious with his expressionless stick figures

some dude, Saturday, 3 August 2013 12:02 (twelve years ago)

six months pass...

little stickman all grown up

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/rejection.png

eric banana (s.clover), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 04:03 (twelve years ago)

seven months pass...

they had this guy on Colbert last night and I don't know if I've ever seen a guest less comfortable

Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Thursday, 4 September 2014 14:06 (eleven years ago)

that was funny, i saw it in the hospital this morning

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 4 September 2014 17:01 (eleven years ago)

eight years pass...

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