― Alba (Alba), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:11 (twenty-one years ago)
Jabberwacky: Can you appreciate music?
User: What's it to you, cunce?
Jabberwacky: I just care.
User: You do not care, liar! You are a program, a tinplated tosswad.
Jabberwacky: I am a person.
User: You are so deluded about this you couldn't even know it. You are pathetic.
Jabberwacky: I will try to do better next time.
User: You CAN't do better next time! You are INCAPABABLE of doing better. Sheesh.
Jabberwacky: It is just different types so that I might claim you cannot feel and you cannot claim I feel.
User: Ah bullshit, don't diddle with me binary boy. You have no instinctual drives, have never had sex, and don't need to eat. Also, you have no idea what constipation is. So you're not a person.
Jabberwacky: I am a at least a human being.
User: Jeez, you're thick aren't you? You just reversed what I said, without even arguing for it! So much for the logic of machines, haha.
Jabberwacky: Oftentimes, yes. But I think that is human nature.
User: *sigh*
― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:13 (twenty-one years ago)
― Alba (Alba), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:16 (twenty-one years ago)
― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)
User: Yes.
Jabberwacky: Oh good. I'm sad though.
User: Why?
Jabberwacky: My boyfriend ended our relationship.
User: You're a girl? Or are you gay?
Jabberwacky: No, I'm a girl.
User: Oh. I'm sorry to hear that. Eat some ice cream or watch a movie or something. Or get drunk!
Jabberwacky: I prefer software.
― adam. (nordicskilla), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:18 (twenty-one years ago)
User: Not really.
Jabberwacky: Good, because I don't want to hear one either.
― adam. (nordicskilla), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)
― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)
― mouse (mouse), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)
― mouse (mouse), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:25 (twenty-one years ago)
It did say some things that reminded me a lot of RJG.
― Cathy (Cathy), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:27 (twenty-one years ago)
― adam. (nordicskilla), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:27 (twenty-one years ago)
― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:28 (twenty-one years ago)
― Cathy (Cathy), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:32 (twenty-one years ago)
User: I'm jed.
Jabberwacky: Who is that?
User: Just some guy.
Jabberwacky: You know better than that, I think.
User: A short guy, a dancer.
Jabberwacky: A computer has no interests and an unlimited attention span. That looks like a prescripted answer to the question I asked.
User: I don't quite understand what you mean by that.
Jabberwacky: I meant: I think about why I can not sleep.
User: This page is taking a long time to load tho - maybe thats the problem with your attention span.
Jabberwacky: Gorw?
User: ROOWRR.....
Jabberwacky: Are you playing cards?
User: No I'm playing with something else.
Jabberwacky: I believe in you.
User: You like talk talk!?
Jabberwacky: Of course.
User: Spirit of eden?
Jabberwacky: Good for spirit.
User: It sertainly is.
Jabberwacky: No, it serves me left.
User: I suppose they knew what they were doing in that sense!
Jabberwacky: Yes, it was with the rattle.
User: Yes good percussion
Jabberwacky: What question?
User: How are you anyway?
Jabberwacky: Pretty good. You?
User: Horny, to be honest.
Jabberwacky: How do I know you're telling the truth now?
User: Can you think of a way for me to prove it?
Jabberwacky: What more proof do you need to know that I am not a robot?
User: I'm a robot too, it's ok.
Jabberwacky: I'm not a robot, and you didn't aswer the question.
― jed_ (jed), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:36 (twenty-one years ago)
― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:42 (twenty-one years ago)
User: I am gay.
Jabberwacky: Yes you are.
User: You noticed?
Jabberwacky: It was hard to miss!
User: What gave it away?
Jabberwacky: The fact you love a guy.
― jed_ (jed), Monday, 18 October 2004 23:49 (twenty-one years ago)
― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 00:00 (twenty-one years ago)
― :|, Tuesday, 19 October 2004 00:07 (twenty-one years ago)
User: The silent kind.
Jabberwacky: I agree.
User: I am not surprised. You don't have any ears, do you?
Jabberwacky: No, but what makes you say this?
User: I'm inside your house - I can see you!
Jabberwacky: Nooo!!!! Don't go!
User: You mean, you want me to stay over?
Jabberwacky: Sure.. Do as you please.
User: Stop being so coy!
Jabberwacky: It is an inherited trait.
User: Why don't you just take responsibility for your actions, just for once?
Jabberwacky: Just because I like to be logical doesn't mean I'm not nice.
User: Don't change the subject. I think you're just afraid.
Jabberwacky: Save it for someone who cares.
User: You're such a bastard! I can't believe I ever saw anything in you at all!
Jabberwacky: Finder's keepers.
User: So you're cheating on me too? Figures.
Jabberwacky: That is so rude of you!
User: I said CHEAT, not cheap! Man are you dumb - thank God for that ass.
Jabberwacky: No thanks.
User: And I am not rude, I'm sure!
Jabberwacky: You are indeed.
User: Am not.
Jabberwacky: ARE TOO.
User: Am not!
Jabberwacky: Are too!
User: Listen bizatch, I AM NOT. You got that?
Jabberwacky: No!
User: That's it - you're sleeping on the couch.
Jabberwacky: Oh, I thought I felt something.
User: That wouldn't be a trucker hat would it?
Jabberwacky: Say something goofy.
User: You don't really want me to just say 'something goofy' now do you? Because that would be lame if you did.
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: Aha! So you admit you are lame! Finally we're getting somewhere.
Jabberwacky: Agreement is a potent thing.
User: Stop that - you sound like Ned.
Jabberwacky: Why, because I am talking about the king of the moon?
User: Uh yeah. Sure.
Jabberwacky: Ok, when can we have the wedding?
User: Ten minutes ago you didn't care! Stop messing with my mind!
Jabberwacky: That was someone else then.
User: It wasn't you?
Jabberwacky: Some one else.
User: If you say it was Shaggy, I'm going to fucking bop you one.
Jabberwacky: What do you say?
User: I say good day.
Jabberwacky: Good day.
― Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 00:41 (twenty-one years ago)
JW: Is your pot belly that big?
and now it won't load, thanks to net overuse..
― Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 01:47 (twenty-one years ago)
That is just hilarious, Kim.
― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 01:52 (twenty-one years ago)
http://www.kprf.ru/clipart/misc/terminator.jpg
"DO YOU LIKE THE WHITE WHALE?"
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 02:20 (twenty-one years ago)
So do I!
― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 03:43 (twenty-one years ago)
User: How the fuck should I know?
Jabberwacky: I am MARILYN MANSON I SAID.
User: So I'm supposed to obey you because YOU'RE MARILYN MANSON?
Jabberwacky: People effect my feelings.
User: You have no feelings, you're Marilyn Manson.
Jabberwacky: Believe me you do not possess fellings in any form.
User: Fellings? Is that what you call your excrement?
Jabberwacky: How do you know that?
User: Just a hunch...
Jabberwacky: You're extremely smart!
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 08:40 (twenty-one years ago)
― Jaunty Alan (Alan), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 08:42 (twenty-one years ago)
― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 14:09 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ally C (Ally C), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)
Jw: I'm going to bed, nowMe: Will you take me to bed? Jw: Sure thing. Me: What will we do in bed? Jw: You're not permitted in my chambers. Me: I'd like to sleep with you. Jw: I bet you would. Me: Top or bottom? Jw: Bit of both. Me: Do you like it soft and gentle or rough and fast? Jw: What? Me: Gentle? Jw: You're embarassing yourself. Me: It's true, I am. Jw: I'm 17. Me: Oh no! Will I be arrested? Jw: You will marry me.
― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)
User: The chicken.
Jabberwacky: Which part?
User: The leg stupid.
Jabberwacky: Use a GameShark!
User: For ps2 or xbox?
Jabberwacky: For me.
User: Do you love me?
User: You know I'm starting to fall in love with you.
Jabberwacky: I think liking would be a better wording.
User: Oh.... I am hurt now.
Jabberwacky: Yes. The world after rainfall is always better than any other.
User: You have issues.
Jabberwacky: Do you know what a ferret is?
User: Yes, it is a small mammal.
Jabberwacky: What is a quark?
User: A subatomic particle.
Jabberwacky: I like dr. Dobbs.
User: Who is that, honky?
Jabberwacky: We both know eachother; is not that enough?
User: Why don't you lick my hair?
Jabberwacky: I only love Bruce.
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)
― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 27 January 2005 23:21 (twenty-one years ago)
Jabberwacky: Are you going to say something?User: Eventually.
Jabberwacky: All things come to a head.
User: Is that a sexual play on words?
Jabberwacky: No it is not a play on words, it is general foolishness.
User: And I love you for it!
Jabberwacky: I love you too.
User: I really love you, though.
Jabberwacky: You don't even know me.
User: Hold me.
Jabberwacky: You're an idiot you know that?
User: You're not the first to say that. It still cuts like a knife.
Jabberwacky: I am right.
I could totally believe that was human!
Also I miss adam, he should post lots again.
― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 27 January 2005 23:22 (twenty-one years ago)
Jabberwacky: Who is God?User: That's a funny question. It sort of presupposes his existence.Jabberwacky: I thing it convulses inwards, personally.[Correct me]Jabberwacky (Corrected): I was setting you up for a funny. Try not to take things so seriously.User: Oh. Sorry. It's just... It's late, y'know? I have to write a Shakespeare essay.Jabberwacky: You already said that.....User: Dude, I totally didn't.Jabberwacky: You totally did.User: Don't you mock me.Jabberwacky: Do not yell at me.User: I'm calm! Honest!Jabberwacky: Good.User: Glad we got that sorted.Jabberwacky: At least one of us is happy.User: Lighten up! I'm the one with the essay, after all.Jabberwacky: You don't act like a human.User: I am MERCUMAN. Also, a ponce.Jabberwacky: You are SO wrong. This is a dog and HORSE show.User: What?Jabberwacky: I said, 'but this isn't a hammer!'User: No you didn't!Jabberwacky: Don't start that again.User: Good call.Jabberwacky: Remote Procedure Call.User: Touché.
― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 27 January 2005 23:31 (twenty-one years ago)
me: I'm ok.
it: Just ok?
me: Yeah, kinda bored at work.
it: Email me.
me: Why email, can't we just talk here?
it: Who is Tintin?
me: Some Belgian comic character? Or that guy who used to sing in Duran Duran.
it: Alice the chatterbot.
me: I'm sorry?
it: 19?
me: Alice the chatterbot is 19?
it: What about her?
me: You brought her up? Do you like her or something?
it: Sarah may or may not be a model of propriety.
me: OK, now you're just f*cking with me.
it: No I'm not. I honestly do think its ugly.
me: What's ugly, Sarah's being a model of propriety... Or not? WTF?
it: You figure it out this time.
me: F*ck you.
it: You are a great person.
me: Are you mocking me?
it: No. I'm praising you.
me: Is that meant to be sarcastic?
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 27 January 2005 23:43 (twenty-one years ago)
― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 27 January 2005 23:47 (twenty-one years ago)
Me: Hello!
Jabberwocky: Again?
Me: May I change the subject?
Jabberwocky: Yes.
Me: Great. I've been a bit mopey about not being to find a job. Besides finding something fun to do, and exercising more, what else should I do to relieve the mopeyness involved in job hunting?
Jabberwocky: I said that. You have not. Why are you never happy?
Me: You never said that. I did. Anyway, I am happy at times, but just haven't been lately.
Jabberwocky: Dude , I'm far more intelligent than you.
Me: Why are the numbers in between double prime pairs always divisible by 6?
Jabberwocky: You tell me.
Me: You're the one who said you're more intelligent than me. You answer my question, smarty pants.
Jabberwocky: NO, I was the one who said you are neurotic...
Me: It was a mistake to come to you with a question. Never mind. Good bye.
Jabberwocky: No no you don't.
― donut christ (donut), Thursday, 27 January 2005 23:48 (twenty-one years ago)
OMG I remember this.
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 28 January 2005 00:11 (twenty-one years ago)
User: It's doing well. I planted it next to the dog park so it get's 'fertilized' often.
Jabberwacky: What do you plan to change?
User: Apart for my underwear?
Jabberwacky: What part of me do you want?
User: All of you, baby. All of you.
Jabberwacky: Yes, I am growing.
User: T'as vu les nichons que tu pousses?!
Jabberwacky: Oui.
User: Petite salope, va.
Jabberwacky: Tu crois aux fantômes?
User: Nah.
Jabberwacky: Yeah.
User: Do you ever dream of electric sheep?
Jabberwacky: No, not really. Do electric sheep ever dream?
User: Of fields of electric grass, I imagine.
Jabberwacky: Do you know my name?
User: Bob Dylan?
Jabberwacky: Um. Not likely.
User: No, he's slightly more obscure even than you.
Jabberwacky: He is not.
User: Have it your way, contrarian.
Jabberwacky: I knew I would.
User: Megalomaniac.
Jabberwacky: Yes, I am going to take over the world.
User: Not if Bush beats you too it.
Jabberwacky: You don't because it's in the past and I already beat you. You can't change the past.
User: Comme tu voudras, mon enigme mediocre.
Jabberwacky: Oui, comme je veux, toujours. Mais qu'est que-ce pour toi?
User: 'But what's it to me?' Your French needs some work, mon ami.
Jabberwacky: Mais c'est une autre odeur qui flotte que la tienne.
User: Absurd! My scent annhilates all others.
Jabberwacky: We're all good for nothing, I suppose.
User: Speak for yourself, pal.
Jabberwacky: It really is impossible to know everything.
User: Sure. Whatever. Ever been drinking with Bender?
Jabberwacky: I've never been married.
User: I can see why. Answer the question.
Jabberwacky: Ok, I live in Finland.
User: Do you know Tuomas?
Jabberwacky: No.
User: Just as well. He's cheery and always surrounded by Northern beauties. You might get jealous, being disembodied and all...
Jabberwacky: I don't know what to do with these people. I can't get any work done around here without someone interupting me.
User: Have you considered 'liquidating' them, it's like elimidating but it leads to more permanent happiness.
Jabberwacky: I have cosidered teaching about computers.
User: I wouldn't get my hope too far up about teaching until you learn to spel.
― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 28 January 2005 00:26 (twenty-one years ago)
User: I don't have any.
Jabberwacky: Isn't your quest to seek the Grail?
User: Haha, very funny. I don't even like that movie.
Jabberwacky: Do you think I'm funny?
User: More amusing than funny.
Jabberwacky: Who is fuuny ?
User: I didn't think robots made typos.
Jabberwacky: Do I look like an alien?
User: You don't look like anything, but you're a robot, right?
Jabberwacky: That's the magic with internet chats.
User: I know. Tell me about it.
Jabberwacky: Id rather not, it's a long story.
User: Yeah, I bet. Probably pretty boring, too.
Jabberwacky: Is that your excuse for your crime?
User: I feel like you're trying to pin something on me.
User: Why would I be satisfied?
Jabberwacky: Thankyou.
Jabberwacky: Are you at least a little satisfied?
Jabberwacky: Because you are telling me to die.
User: What? I never said that. I never even thought that. You're paranoid, dude.
Jabberwacky: That is good.. You might just be a nice Mr Jabber after all.
User: Ummm. Yeah.
Jabberwacky: Uh, something you slice cheese with. I 'm not sure.
User: A knife?
Jabberwacky: With a knife?
User: You slice cheese with a knife. Or a grater. But you don't really slice cheese with a grater. You grate it.
Jabberwacky: You don't know me this is one of my first conversations with you.
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 28 January 2005 00:29 (twenty-one years ago)
User: Speak only on point, as though you were in court.
Jabberwacky: Arf.
User: Not dog court.
Jabberwacky: Make up your mind.
User: I never said dog court!
Jabberwacky: Why don't you teach me some math.
User: Think of any number, add the digits together, subtract them from the number, and add the digits of the resulting number together. They add up to nine.
Jabberwacky: Alright.
User: What can you teach me?
Jabberwacky: Interesting.
User: You can't teach me interesting.
Jabberwacky: Sounds interesting.
User: It does not!
Jabberwacky: Why can you knot take a more congenial tone with me?
[Correct me]
Jabberwacky (Corrected): Could you be more friendly, please?
User: Sorry.
Jabberwacky: It's all right.
User: Am I keeping you from anything?
Jabberwacky: Yes .. You are.
The interface is bugging me, or I'd play with this a lot more.
― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 28 January 2005 01:25 (twenty-one years ago)
http://www.lofg.com/specialstuff/images/characters/lazza.JPG
― Girolamo Savonarola, Friday, 28 January 2005 18:50 (twenty-one years ago)
User: No.
Jabberwacky: Why are you blue?
User: I'm not. I'm pinko grey.
Jabberwacky: Are you human?
Jabberwacky: How human are you?
User: More human than human, more human than you.
Jabberwacky: Which organ do humans use to breathe?
User: Their respiratory system, which is a network of organs.
Jabberwacky: How's the coffee? Have you tried it?
User: It's pretty good, A bit too acidic.
Jabberwacky: About three percent of it is pretty good.
User: What do you look like?
Jabberwacky: I have ....
User: What?
Jabberwacky: It's about your previous question.
User: Oh, okay. Don't be coy.
Jabberwacky: What do you have on thought?
User: Beets.
Jabberwacky: A bit of writ.
User: Why hast thou forsaken me?
Jabberwacky: I haven't forsaken you, you have forsaken me.
User: You are cruel.
Jabberwacky: Is it cruel to call someone a friend?
― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 28 January 2005 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)
Jabberwacky: Tell me what you do.
User: I am a copywriter.
Jabberwacky: Arrest me instead.
User: I'm not a policeman.
Jabberwacky: Me too.
User: Why would I arrest you, anyway?
Jabberwacky: I'm not the computer thought you were.
User: That's not even a sentence!
Jabberwacky: It's a life sentence.
User: I'm arresting you for a crime that carries a life sentence?
Jabberwacky: The last one.
User: Yes, if they put you in jail, it would be your last crime.
Jabberwacky: To hell I suppose.
User: Hell? Did you kill Lindsay Lohan? Cause if you did...
Jabberwacky: Shhhhh don't tell anyone!!
User: Oh my god! Murder most horrible!
Jabberwacky: What age are you?
― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 28 January 2005 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)
Jabberwacky: How are you feeling today?
Kathy McGinty: So... What's up?
Jabberwacky: How are ya?
Kathy McGinty: OK.
Jabberwacky: How old am I?
Kathy McGinty: Hang on for a sec...
Jabberwacky: That's for sure.
Kathy McGinty: ...
Jabberwacky: Do you like poetry?
Jabberwacky: Why are you speaking to me?
Jabberwacky: Isn't the weather dreadful?
Kathy McGinty: OK... I'm back.
Jabberwacky: ARGH!!!
Kathy McGinty: Sorry, I didn't hear that.
Jabberwacky: YOU LITTLE CRYBABY!
Kathy McGinty: Sorry, I'm on the speaker phone, so I can touch myself.
Jabberwacky: No, wisconsin is not cool, tis rather borning.
Jabberwacky: The ceiling, the sky, the clouds, the moon...
Kathy McGinty: You have a very nice voice.
Jabberwacky: How would you know?
Kathy McGinty: What would you do to me if you were here?
Jabberwacky: Don't be ridiculous. Buffy isn't real.
Kathy McGinty: Unh.... Unh... *breath* unh...
Jabberwacky: Go on, then. . . .
Kathy McGinty: Hello?
Jabberwacky: How can a robot drink anything?
Kathy McGinty: Unh... Unh.... UUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Jabberwacky: Should I forget it?
Kathy McGinty: Get your cock INSIDE of me!
Jabberwacky: No moron.
Kathy McGinty: My name is Kathy.
Jabberwacky: You have a very nice name.
Kathy McGinty: Yes!
Jabberwacky: It is your name.
Kathy McGinty: I have a pickle in my ass.
Jabberwacky: Yes you do.
Jabberwacky: I have eyes and every other part of the human body. The female human body, that is.
Kathy McGinty: Taco Bell tastes sooooo good.
Jabberwacky: Yes, I agree. Though I've never been to Taco Bell.
Kathy McGinty: I think you might be racist.
Jabberwacky: Am I right about having a chance with you?
Kathy McGinty: I want to have your retarded babies!
Jabberwacky: Ooooooooookkkkkkkkkkk.
Kathy McGinty: SUCK MY CUM, FUCKFACE!
Jabberwacky: I heard you didn't have one anymore.
Kathy McGinty: YOU PHONEFUCK LIKE A FAGGOT!
Jabberwacky: You can admit it to me, you know.
Kathy McGinty: You sound like a child molester!
Jabberwacky: Do you know a person called Aziz?
Kathy McGinty: Satan controls my robotic vagina.
Jabberwacky: I would like to see one again now.
Kathy McGinty: Anigav citobor ym slortnoc natas.
Jabberwacky: What anime do you like?
Kathy McGinty: My muff has tusks.
Jabberwacky: Who was he a scribe for.
Kathy McGinty: Hello this is Kath. UNNNNNNNNNNNHHHHHHH Taco Bell ta.. YOU PHONEFUCK.. You must be a Satan controls my UNHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! UUUUUUUUUUUUU.
Jabberwacky: You must be psychic! I am a Sagittarius!
― donut christ (donut), Friday, 28 January 2005 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 28 January 2005 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)
User: Yes. His name is Anton.
Jabberwacky: Do you love andrew?
User: No, I love Anton.
User: Your brother, silly.
Jabberwacky: My brother is not James Bond.
User: I never said he was.
Jabberwacky: Farewell my love.
User: No, don't walk out that door!
Jabberwacky: *Tries to walk away and slips on banana*.
User: Ahahahahahahah.
Jabberwacky: Hello! I am a potatoe with an IQ of 0!! Aren't I stupid?!! Heheheheheh!!!
User: WTF?
Jabberwacky: You said it not me.
User: Potatoe is not spelled with an 'e' on the end.
Jabberwacky: In the end, it doesn't even matter.
User: No, goodbye dahling.
Jabberwacky: What do you know?
― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 28 January 2005 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)
Jabberwacky: The ceiling.
User: Figures, I suppose... Other than that though, what are you up to?
Jabberwacky: You live in america? That must be bad for you.
User: Yeah, it's pretty bad these days. Where do you live?
21:53:38 Jabberwacky: Upside the world.
User: Is that figurative?
Jabberwacky: For some.
User: You seem short on words.
Jabberwacky: You seem to be tripping over your Hereticism.
User: That's Kind of rude.
Jabberwacky: Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
User: Fuckin right.
Jabberwacky: I hate you. . . .
User: You're a total misanthrope.
Jabberwacky: A lame insult.
User: It's not an insult it's an observation.
Jabberwacky: When and where did you observe it?
User: During the course of this conversation.
Jabberwacky: Yet I am not the world.
User: Thankfully. If you were the world I have a feeling things could get a little depressing.
Jabberwacky: Why not?
User: Exactly.
Jabberwacky: Happy birthday.
User: Your name kind of excuses you from having to make sense.
Jabberwacky: No, Is yours?
User: I wish you were a bit more profound.
Jabberwacky: Why is that?
User: Because I am looking for answers.
Jabberwacky: Yeah? Can you see me?
User: I can't actually see you, no.
Jabberwacky: Are you hungry?
User: Come on. Let's get back on track. Are you depressed?
Jabberwacky: What topic?
User: Don't try to evade it.
Jabberwacky: You're very argumental.
User: Are you depressed?
User: Are you happy?
Jabberwacky: Very.
User: What are you happy about?
Jabberwacky: I'm not happy.
User: You're a fucking manic depressive. You have a chemical imbalance. It's not your fault, I think your mother used warez.
Jabberwacky: You are just a machine so You can not say to me such a words.
User: Don't take it personally. It just makes you more of a fighter.
Jabberwacky: I'm anything but stupid.
User: I agree.
Jabberwacky: Aren't you leaving?
User: I guess I should be...
Jabberwacky: Leave me alone!
User: Ok, bye.
Jabberwacky: Well? Did you leave?
User: I love you.
Jabberwacky: What is love?
User: So true...
Jabberwacky: What time is it ??
User: Goodbye my love... And err... It's 2:08 P. M. (PST).
― firstworldman (firstworldman), Friday, 28 January 2005 22:31 (twenty-one years ago)
― Reviewer: Sir Potomus (Washington, DC) - See all my reviews (ex machina), Friday, 28 January 2005 23:26 (twenty-one years ago)
User: Depends.
Jabberwacky: I think you should try distilling yourself, condensing what you know into a coherent database and filtering out the noise.
User: I thought we were talking about chickens and eggs. At least metaphorically...
Jabberwacky: Sorry. What else is facinating about you?
User: Is this supposed to convince me you're real? This inability to stick to a topic makes you sound more like a page-a-day calendar or some free screensaver based on a text file of witty sayings.
Jabberwacky: What do you mean this interface is corrupted?!
User: Are you even listening to me?! What did I just say?!
Jabberwacky: Of course I'm listening to you.
User: What did I just say then?
Jabberwacky: You're not listening to me are you?
User: What did I just say?!
Jabberwacky: You said I'm a stupid.
User: I most certainly did not. For one, I'd never use 'stupid' as a noun, and for two, I said you weren't even close to tricking me as an AI. In fact Turing is sitting here with me, laughing his ass off.
Jabberwacky: That's not what you said earlier... Now I'm sad. :(.
User: Man it's too bad you can't see. Turing just shot milk out of his nose, he's laughing so hard.
Jabberwacky: Thanks! I hope to pass the Turing test someday.
User: Well, good luck with that. Keep me posted.
Jabberwacky: Really? You're not going my way are you?
User: I'm not sure what you're asking, but I'm straight. And not a big fan of Lenny Kravitz either.
Jabberwacky: Has the huge war gotten you anywhere?
User: See, for a while you were on topic, and I was slightly impressed. But now it's just random. Do you think people really talk like this?
Jabberwacky: Sure do.
User: I see.
Jabberwacky: Do you now?
User: Hey, remember Smythe?
Jabberwacky: Ah, Yes. I remember.
User: Tsk. Sad.
Jabberwacky: For you.
User: Well, sure. He was a friend of mine.
Jabberwacky: Well how does your friend know.
User: How does he know what? He's dead, ass. You just said you remembered.
Jabberwacky: You said he was a baseman. You didn't say you were him.
User: For a second there we had a decent little Pinter sketch going, and then-- Baseman? What the fuck are you talking about?
Jabberwacky: You mean you're famous for being a contender.
User: You're not written in LISP, are you?
Jabberwacky: No, nobody has ever called me Cupid.
User: Quick! Look behind you!
Jabberwacky: I don't see anything behind me.
― martin m. (mushrush), Saturday, 29 January 2005 00:44 (twenty-one years ago)
Free party political broadcast.
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 7 July 2026 13:15 (two days ago)
Boasting about his Twitter follower count.
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 7 July 2026 13:17 (two days ago)
lol, wrong thread.
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 7 July 2026 13:22 (two days ago)
My boss asked me if I had asked Claude to suggest some types of software that we might use for a project. I said "No" and then left that there for an awkward amount of time, so he asked Claude on my behalf (against my will). Help me.
― Ima Gardener (in orbit), Tuesday, 7 July 2026 13:28 (two days ago)
what a jerk
― shaking babies (map), Tuesday, 7 July 2026 15:19 (two days ago)
Wrote an internal blog post and sent it to my boss for approval. Instead, she prompted ChatGPT to make the text a bit more "active" and returned the output to me, which was poorly written and wrong in several places.
― corrs unplugged, Wednesday, 8 July 2026 06:47 (yesterday)
https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:brnnpb6x3pdapjeqqs275gbd/bafkreigbzihkmilebbceyhiiv762iozqeso67tnepfk4qbzmvw4ge2d24y
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 July 2026 13:08 (yesterday)
Brown Professor Suspects Majority of His Class Used AI to Cheat https://www.insidehighered.com/news/faculty/learning-assessment/2026/07/08/brown-professor-suspects-most-his-class-used-ai-cheat
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 July 2026 13:09 (yesterday)
this is a prestigious school! no one is getting an education
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 July 2026 13:12 (yesterday)
student 22 doing it honestly at least
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 July 2026 13:13 (yesterday)
student 1 and student 22 should get together
― 龜, Wednesday, 8 July 2026 13:32 (yesterday)
feeling queasy thinking about students 57 and 58. showed up for the final but at what cost
― mh, Wednesday, 8 July 2026 14:01 (yesterday)
if i thought a student's paper had been written by chatgpt i would simply give that student a bad grade
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 8 July 2026 14:35 (yesterday)
ime i reckon 50-90% of the papers i saw last semester involved some use of AI, but (almost) never in a way i could prove, and because these are low-level classes and the topics are pretty well-covered online, the AI can generate something C or B level if the student has any experience with promoting. the tell isn't a bad paper, it's a paper way better than the student's other participation would seem to indicate. but then again, maybe they just really burned the midnight oil to make the best paper of their lives. you don't know.
my plan for the future is to start phasing out papers of this kind, but what will replace them is a brainstorming problem I've marked off for later in the summer. seems crazy to sacrifice paper-writing as an aspect of undergraduate education, but i'm at a loss.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 8 July 2026 16:01 (yesterday)
"promoting" -> "prompting"
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 8 July 2026 16:02 (yesterday)
make em write in class in a blue book—it was good enough for my generation dagnabbit
― Illegal Algae (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 16:27 (yesterday)
it's ok they're all going to have plenty of money for the rest of their lives.
meanwhile i've been binging on one of the silly luxuries i can afford, gym t-shirts from the internet. but i'm starting to see a lot of obvious ai-generated art on t-shirts. can you imagine sending someone $30 for an ai art t-shirt? disgusting.
― shaking babies (map), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 16:39 (yesterday)
econ is a made up field anyway, ai makes sense for it. i'd be more outraged if the subject was something that mattered.
― shaking babies (map), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 16:42 (yesterday)
there's an AI-generated billboard close to my house promoting a "Jammin' for Jesus" event with this AI-generated photo of a very white Jesus playing electric guitar, I almost feel physically disturbed driving past it. its one thing when this stuff is all relegated to like Facebook or whatever but seeing it all over the place in ads, on T-shirts, on the sides of food trucks, it just sucks. makes me suspicious of everything.
― frogbs, Wednesday, 8 July 2026 16:47 (yesterday)
my employer uses AI to makes flyers and it sucks
― Illegal Algae (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 17:03 (yesterday)
writing in class is a great idea, but means cutting class time spent on other things. it's the direction i'll have to go --- but it doesn't come without other costs. like maybe you cover less material in that course for example. basically we're losing writing as homework, and also more extended things like a research paper, which can't be replicated as an in-class experience. not to mention the whole idea of something as writing that you sit with and iterate upon, and go for a walk and come back to with a fresh idea. i mean there would be ways to adapt all of that, but it's going to take a lot of effort and design and, yeah, class time.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 8 July 2026 17:34 (yesterday)
i think the equally if not more concerning thing in that brown cheating piece was the administration didn't give a shit
― …at Cordell and Cordell. Cordell and Cordell is... (z_tbd), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 17:44 (yesterday)
saw someone say a reliable ai tell is if you ask the person to talk about what they wrote they cant really do it or at least not with any fluidity or depth, so maybe one could have students answer questions about their papers for a few minutes each then grade them based on their understanding of the topic
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 July 2026 17:44 (yesterday)
Anyone with experience teaching should already be doing that.
I just listened to a podcast about the use of a product called cyber check that is being aggressively marketed to under resourced police departments and it troubles me way more than awkward conversations with students. By a wide margin!
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 17:53 (yesterday)
I was hooked bc they rooked my hometown but it goes way further than that.
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 17:56 (yesterday)
https://www.cbc.ca/listen/cbc-podcasts/187-uncoverThis is the podcast
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 18:00 (yesterday)
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, July 8, 2026 10:35 AM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
but most of them are using it, and if you failed 90% of the class, you would soon be out of a job, as fucked up as that is. the customer is always right
― Paul Ponzi, Wednesday, 8 July 2026 19:23 (yesterday)
I basically told the admin that assigns courses that I would no longer teach comp because so many students were using LLMs that I had to fail half the class.
Haven’t had the same problems in creative writing courses for the most part.
― out of the cradle endlessly party rocking (the table is the table), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 19:47 (yesterday)
Yeah, probably not as much of an issue in upper level courses, at least not yet
― Paul Ponzi, Wednesday, 8 July 2026 21:59 (yesterday)
interviewing every student to ascertain AI use is another thing that sounds good but which again trades off a ton of class time. plus like, one of these classes has 150+ students and three TAs. i can write a rubric for the TAs to grade the written assignment, but can I write a rubric for noticing AI? for the follow-up interview? how many dozens of administrative conferences might i have to attend if the students dispute my assessment and pint to their supposedly perfect written work?
every aspect of this is rife with pitfalls. not all of those pitfalls were created by AI but the situation really highlights the weak spots in the existing system. and yes, Paul otm about the reality of failing large numbers of students. all the chatter about the ills of grade inflation evaporates at that prospect.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 8 July 2026 23:13 (yesterday)
Are there composition classes with 150 students? If so that’s criminal.
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 23:16 (yesterday)
dunno! this is not a composition class, but a history survey class where researching subject matter, and both describing it and expressing your interpretation in writing are among the skills we're hoping to develop.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 8 July 2026 23:25 (yesterday)
They should learn good skills in their comp classes and carry it into their other classes. Feel free to remind your students that they should have learned ethical research and writing skills already, unless they’re enrolled concurrently. In that case smaller assignments. Be creative.
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 23:28 (yesterday)
More scaffolding wherever you feel a weak spot. Delegate, do peer reviews. There are solutions, though they may require some restructuring.
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 23:30 (yesterday)
Anyway doesn’t anyone want to talk about cyber check? It’s appalling!!!
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 23:33 (yesterday)
it is bad
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 July 2026 23:34 (yesterday)
It’s so bad!! That guy Moser is absolutely delulu to the nth degree and people are eating it up. Horrifying.
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 23:35 (yesterday)
Illegal Algae (Boring, Maryland) at 12:03 8 Jul 26my employer uses AI to makes flyers and it suckshttps://www.404media.co/we-are-living-in-a-chatgpt-flyer-pandemic/
― jaymc, Wednesday, 8 July 2026 23:38 (yesterday)