football cliches that drive you mad

yeah but it's kinda like saying 'oh that was close' when you get 5 out of 6 letters needed in a wordsearch.

cliche- jermaine defoe missing a penalty. that's 4 in a row.

edge of ball clips outside edge of post to centre of ball hitting centre of post is about 4 inches...2 more inches and it's inside of post and out...3 more inches and it's in. at a rough guess.

it's not...missing by 10 feet, missing by a lot, like I said, hitting the post is so close to scoring. putting ball straight at the keeper or something, that's worthy of disdain.

yeah, no i take and agree with your point, i was just arguing that when a ball MISSES the post and a commentator makes out a breath of wind could have taken the ball in, then i am in disagreement. a bit like

"it was in all the way! then it just curled away at the last moment!"

shut up.

"i've seen them given"

"the back of the net...'

Did a quick scan so not sure if it's been mentioned but....

The place every striker tries to put the ball, and every goalkeeper dejectedly retrieves the ball from after he's been scored against, is in fact the FRONT of the net FFS!!!! The BACK of the net is the area BEHIND the net, ie between the net and the perimeter fence!

"The Germans are very clinical and precise on the pitch..."

We can take a lot of positives away, despite the result.

You never hear athletics commentators say an ageing sprinter has an extra yard of pace in his his head, do you?

cliche- jermaine defoe missing a penalty. that's 4 in a row.

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No wonder he isn't in Capello's 11.

"he shut the door in his face"

It's wrong to mock non-native speakers of English for their mistakes, but the expression "he's in a good moment" (to describe a player on a good run of form) is starting to get on my nerves.

I just worry that it's only a matter of time before it rubs off on the English lads and you get, say, Joe Cole saying Yeah, Didier's in a good moment, ya know.

In a good moment seems to be hugely prevalent among italian native speakers, it must be a direct translation of a phrase?

yeah, and Portuguese (cf Mourinho). As I say, I don't want to sound mean, but I just wish someone would have a quiet word.

kind of thing a professinal translator like mourinho should be marking himself down on tbh.

yes i am aware that the word 'interpreter' exists. gah.

That player x is a 'genius' instead of a 'talent'. How well one came run up and down a field and kick a ball is not realted to brain power but ahtleticism and instinct, so stop fucking calling good players genius. A great manager maybe.

I just worry that it's only a matter of time before it rubs off on the English lads and you get, say, Joe Cole saying Yeah, Didier's in a good moment, ya know.

^ inevitable. Rafa also does a line in 'in this moment' to mean 'at the moment' or alternatively 'now'

xp creative ability?

I don't know if thinking 'oh hai i'm going to overhead kick that' or 'oh hai i bet i can make it past 3 defenders' or 'oh hai if i put that ball over the top to the right, no-one will suspect it' is genius. We all do it on pro evo and alan hansen gets disappointed every week when someone hasn't done these things.

we all do it on pro evo!

David Moyes gets the "moment" habit:

...Moyes said of Sporting Lisbon who have met English opposition six times in European knockout competitions and won through each time. "However, when we played Benfica, they were in a really good moment and I am not sure that Sporting are."

that seems to be a borrowed from native latin speakers talking en ingles, i can remember mourinho using a lot

yeah, but David Moyes is a native speaker of English!

heard this one again recently "well for anyone who says that the fa cup isn't exciting anymore, this game proves blah blah"

but i've never heard anyone say the fa cup isn't exciting anymore, ever.

guess you didn't see the utd-chelsea final a couple years back then

Just did a "find on this page" for the word "passion", and strangely it hasn't been mentioned. Gaah I hate the overuse of that word.

say something other than fucking 'keystone cops moment' for once in yr career, plz pundits

We showed character.
They showed character.
Character.

Just realised that it's also one of those words that just looks wrong when you write it. Character.

character is important: utd - (badge + character) = ?

btw, during the man city game the last night i repeated the 'good feet for a big man' trope so often that my gf, who was trying to read in the corner, lost her temper.

Were you gazing adoringly at her feet at the time? That would explain it.

hmm maybe she's jealous of crouchy. an aspect i hadn't considered tbh.

stonewall penalty

now there's a football saying that's at least three removes away from correct usage of the original term, right?

It does make you wonder how it found its way into football vocabulary.

'He's gone over as if....falling over a low stone wall there Brian?"

On a more topical theme, when Emile Heskey is picked again, we will no doubt be reminded ad nauseam that he 'does things that most people don't notice'.

That one's just gonna get repeatedly clunked against the "I don't care what anyone says, if you're a striker you have to score goals" one until something gives.

One thing that nobody has considered is that Heskey is so good he scores goals that people don't notice.

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Heskey workin thru a proof of the Riemann Hypothesis in his head while the neanderthals around him insist on kicking a sphere. actually that may be more of a Berbatov.

"It's their cup final" = e.g when Anderlecht, who have actually won a European competition, played Liverpool in the Champions League a few years back

Neil Warnock actually said, about Barrow. "It's their cup final"... just before Barrow were about to play Stevenage in the, errrrrr, FA Trophy Cup Final

Berbatov blatantly thinks about nothing but genocide, look at his eyes.

the way the word FOOTBALL is constantly repeated like we don't know what the moronic game is called

(US version obv)

like we don't know what the moronic game is called

I thought this was true?

yes, that occurred to me

That one's just gonna get repeatedly clunked against the "I don't care what anyone says, if you're a striker you have to score goals" one until something gives.

cliches are often cliches for a reason. I don't think it unreasonable to expect strikers to score goals though 7 goals in 11 years says a shitload of England managers disagree.