A new 30 Rock thread because I can't find the old one

uh, emily mortimer is rly britishes dood

she faked a US accent if that's what you mean

Toofer's entire spiel is almost word-for-word a de rigueur script used when a particularly insufferable type of Harvard grad wants you to know he/she went there really, really badly but doesn't want to seem like they're bragging by coming right out and saying it.

(The non-douchey iteration, or less-douchey anyway, is when you don't pre-emptively answer the next logical question and is usually used when you've been burned enough time by people turning into space-case freaks over where you went to school that you'd rather not mention it and want someone to form an opinion about you without having them immediately start calling you things like "EINSTEIN GENIUSPANTS" and "MR SMARTYFACE KNOWSEVERYTHING" before you actually have the chance to prove via normal conversation that you do actually think you know everything.)

btw someone did actually call me EINSTEIN GENIUSPANTS and pretty much disrupted every attempt I made to join in a group conversation with "Oooh, let the professor speak!" and "Oh of course he has to say something, he went to HARVARD". This woman was someone I really, really wanted to strangle.

she sounds like someone who didn't get into harvard; what an ass.

The bright spot was that everyone else there thought she was a total racist bitch, so I knew I wasn't actually being overbearingly knowledgeable about every fucking thing under the sun.

some harvard ppl are very overly concerned in expressing harvard is not *IN* boston, but it's *NEARBY* y/n?

oh that would be a ginormous Y

uh, emily mortimer is rly britishes dood

― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, January 22, 2010 5:22 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

but her character was revealed to be faking the british accent.

love history buff tj!

btw someone did actually call me EINSTEIN GENIUSPANTS

And she was an ADULT??

uh, emily mortimer is rly britishes dood

As a British, I'm pretty sure that she was hugely exaggerating her natural accent. No one talks like that outside of 40s films.

I go around saying "I love your little hat!" like that all the time!

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwogmpgXlY1qze4c7o1_500.png

^^^
Much as I like 30 Rock, I find most of their 4th wall-breaking moments like that overly knowing and a bit cringey.

♪♫ let's get divorced, you marry the butler and i'll be a gay octo-mom ♪♫

Just saw the Franco episode. Holy crap that was funny. Kenneth was killin' it!

that's purrfect, like a cat's birthday!

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^^^
tracey in the bwoston episode so funny

why was there no episode last night?

because american tv schedules suck

http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/1948/kennethpain.gif

Can't believe this is real
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/07/Copoutposter.jpg
and bummed they dropped the original title (couple of dicks)

original title 'lethal weapon reboot'

starring bruce tracey and willis morgan

One does the duty, the other gets the booty.

omg

lol kevin smith.

"Rock out with your Glock out."

kevin smith needs to be blinded

I don't, just casting Tracy Morgan guarantees more laughs than his last 3 or 4 films.

insert "know" in there

tracy morgan's scene in jay and silent bob strike back is the best part of that movie

sooooooooooooooooooo is that Jan Hooks' real face?

She hasn't been on tv since 3rd Rock from the Sun, and that was about 11 or 12 years ago. It could be.

funny episode but good job recycling the "family members awkwardly duet on a sexually charged song" joke from arrested development (and probably other shows/movies, i don't know)

"I knew you had something up your sleeve besides a tattoo of..."
"A mermaid ... doing it with Captain Morgan."

"I've been many things in my life: a liar, a dental hygienist"

could not stop laughing at the mermaid joke

I can't stop wondering if that's how Jan Hooks really looks now or if they just made her up that way for the show.

she's 52 years old, she didn't look that bad

2004: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/gofugyourself/GFY%20Archive/51321908.jpg

the best joke was when jenna showed up to the restaurant and said "I was told I would get paid if I showed up and danced for the Atlanta Hawks"

o_0

liz giving birth to the cheesey blasters mascot was great.

wtf Cop Out is a Kevin Smith movie?!?

hold on... kevin smith making a shitty & half-baked comedy? SOMEONE RECALL ALL THE NEWSPAPERS

haha

could not stop laughing at the mermaid joke

that and the concept of "dressing up" in white jeans and a Miami Dolphins jersey

I liked the "redrum" voice when Liz orders the pizza in her sleep.

is it supposed to be a paranormal activity spoof? should i watch paranormal activity to get the joke more fully?