c/d: paris hilton

ewwww. i got so sick from canned sparkling wine (of the sofia coppola variety). it was v popular at open bars for a short time. fruit-flavored prosecco sounds even worse.

i've never even HEARD of it!? doesn't sound appetizing.

seems like it's not available in the us. the sofia stuff went over like a lead balloon, as far as i know.

eh i'll stick to bottles

"RICH® Prosecco comes in a highly attractive golden can packaging -Like High Life?- filled with the best Italian Prosecco, defining a new lifestyle product. -That phrase needed a definition, good... continue- The slim deposit-free 200ml can guarantees optimal handling features. -But it won't fit in any of my witty pun cozys! I'll have to touch aluminum?! Life's a beach, indeed.- RICH® Prosecco is especially popular within the catering industry. There is no waste and glasses are not necessary. -I don't think you guys understand what 'waste' means. Wait, did I miss the news about the beverage can diet? At least we no longer have to pass the landfill-cork problem on to our children's children.- The sparkling gold has already replaced the classic sparkling wine at receptions with increasing frequency. -Sparkling gold, as in the can, because since it's opaque you can't see the sparkling wine anymore, except when it "pays you a return visit" so to speak.- RICH® also offers the highest Vino-Frizzante quality and is an ideal base for mixed drinks. -Sweet! Can I get a this and vodka?- These qualities are not just convincing RICH® partners all over the world, but creating an enthusiasm for the product." -Was this press release tranlated from German with Google Babeldouche? Good work, team.-

She's been really boring/DUD ever since the whole jail thing. I'm so over her.

is she making another album?

yeah. so is lohan.

right. i'm sure that was a welcome turn for lindsay after I Know Who Killed Me -- dive into the studio

i'm sorry but Barron Hilton is hot

I didn't know you were into old guys

he's like 17??! he's so cute

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l153/Ethired/1184367762037.jpg

oh wait is this a double name situation? i like little barron

he's pretty bland looking imo

and apparently he is a giant twat which is so *unappealing*

i guess. sometimes i like the twat thing, but not usually. i guess he is bland looking but i see i don't have a problem with bland as long as it's REALLY FUCKING CUTE

Yeah, I only knew about the grandad being called Barron (since he decided his fortune is going to some foundation instead of the kids, last week or something) (xxxpost)

there's always something about that fortune.

looooooooooooooooooool

Call HAZMAT
Those tears contain herpes.
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Full circle -- the first I ever heard of Paris was when Siouxsie told her off for crashing a party of hers some years back.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_02/ParisOleMTX_468x744.jpg

fwoah

feet hoit

duck foot

Ever noticed she was out of favour as soon as she left jail?

shes been laying lowish? plus the paps are busy with brit right now.

did anyone see her on Pop Fiction? getting a hotel room with a yogi. gold.

also, i was going to revive this because yesterday i think i realized something: she and her BFF are dating twins??

surmounter to thread OBV

ha, i think we've all been busy with brit =P

i've started watching DIRT on FX (of course). and their paris equivalent character is Milan Carlton. CLEVER EH?

i keep meaning to watch dirt. i think ill set the tivo thingy.

she is so 2006. BORING.

that Pop Fiction show sucks ass! how freakin hard is it to punk some dumb paparazzi? they're going to take pictures of the celebrity regardless of what the hell they are doing

dirt is actually quite entertaining! courtney cox is pretty awesome.

she bumped into my chair last night at the Roosevelt. didn't seem too distraught over the recent burglary.

RIP

Kevin Huvane sounds like he's got issues.

nicolo Jan 14, 2009 8:42:17 AM Report Offensive Post
excuse me, but all of the aforemention people do nothing but ACT....oh, what talented, important people the are. The only true talent in the group is Sting who has entertained millions with his music through the years. When Scientology Tom writes and composes music instead of reading scripted words, then I'll say he is truly talented.

I wonder if that is Bikini Corey.

http://fourfour.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451b8c369e2010535c3d6e8970b-pi

I'm always looking for an excuse to use this gif, it is amazing.

haha i thought of that gif immediately

<3 paris

itt: some really brave stands against racist hate-speech

She is American though, so she can't be that bad.

paris <3 <3

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Always thought that dude on the front right was far too cheeky to be a Nazi.

needs chris cunningham overhaul so that they all have christian bale/carol thatcher/prince harry's face.

"I wouldn't go for a walk on my own around Tottenham. A lot of dark skinned people live there. So naturally the crime rate is higher than anywhere else. It's not nice to be a robbery victim. So I suggest that Pavlyuchenko doesn't walk but drives around that area."

she reminds me of a drag queen i met in new orleans one time

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Paris Hilton has been arrested for allegedly possessing cannabis after watching a World Cup game in South Africa.

Paris Hilton And A Friend At The World Cup Match Between Netherlands And Brazil From Hilton's Twitter Feed
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Paris Hilton and a friend enjoy the atmosphere: Pic from @parishilton

The socialite was in the VIP suite at the Nelson Mandela Stadium.

According to reports she was arrested leaving the Brazil v Netherlands match in Port Elizabeth.

Officers allegedly found a substance in her handbag.

She had flown in to the country in a private jet to watch the quarter final.

"Had so much fun at the game today. What a match! I love South Africa," she said on her Twitter page.

"It's so beautiful here. I can't wait to go on the safari this week and see all the amazing animals."