POLL: Best Disney animated feature.

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no Pete's Dragon, no credibility

Steve Shasta, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:52 (eighteen years ago)

i appreciate the little mermaid all cocks 94/7 original vhs artwork though. my mom still has it!

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:52 (eighteen years ago)

Also, the Salvador Dali/Disney collaboration Destino:

http://www.youtube.com/?v=zMkwBvssz_Q

Steve Shasta, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:54 (eighteen years ago)

proto aeon flux

isn't that making the rounds again at theatres?

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:55 (eighteen years ago)

The older Disney films' music was so much more touching, it's weird to listen to something like "Ooh De Lally" or "I Wanna Be Like You", so full of charm and spirit yet on such a small scale, then hear like Phil Collins' insane billion drums pounding bullshit Tarzan bullshit music.

xpost haha if anyone ever doubted my creepyness, know this: it was I to whom the responsibility fell to point out to my sisters and their friends where the rumored penii were on the cover of the Little Mermaid VHS

nickalicious, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:56 (eighteen years ago)

i like this thread. the correct answer, however, is dumbo.

ryan, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:57 (eighteen years ago)

ok if they couldn't tell where they were (the answer: everywhere, all over the entire cover that wasn't taken up by said titular mermaid) then there's nothing you could do to help them find them, nick.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:57 (eighteen years ago)

pounding bullshit Tarzan bullshit

this is the new magic people voodoo people

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:58 (eighteen years ago)

I voted for THE ARISTOCATS because we own it on DVD. Sarah tried to make me watch it a couple of years ago, I think I fell asleep.

http://www.geocities.com/angelacater/1914aristocats.JPG

n/a, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:58 (eighteen years ago)

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Those are Aristocats.

n/a, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:59 (eighteen years ago)

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a250/RikiOhh/098/Bambi/133002.jpg

Phil D., Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:59 (eighteen years ago)

NO ONE LIKES BAMBI

ghost rider, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

bambi is fucking depressing

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:01 (eighteen years ago)

it's not right to make something so cute like that and then make it all sad and shit

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:01 (eighteen years ago)

the parts that aren't depressing are fucking lame

ghost rider, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:01 (eighteen years ago)

i voted Sword in the Stone only because i named my cat Archimedes after the owl.

Samski, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:02 (eighteen years ago)

that skunk is really really cute though.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:02 (eighteen years ago)

bambi is awesome. teaches you about death and bunnies.

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:03 (eighteen years ago)

WAIT

we own Aristocats on VHS, not DVD.

n/a, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:03 (eighteen years ago)

you just like to be contrary

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:03 (eighteen years ago)

This is actually the most difficult important ILX film poll decision I've faced yet.

FYI some people may tell you baby skunks don't have their spray glands yet when they are babies. These people are wrong; there is one very stinky llama on my grandparents' farm that will attest to that.

nickalicious, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:04 (eighteen years ago)

there's another universe where Ramosi is Bambi and Bambi is Ramosi

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:04 (eighteen years ago)

Bambi's got shootings, fires, antler fights and implied hott animal sex. None of these things are lame. They're practically a Michael Bay movie!

Phil D., Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:04 (eighteen years ago)

wtf I've never heard of this Lil Mermaid cover scandal

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:05 (eighteen years ago)

rabbits all inducin' emesis to recover $110 of crack

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:05 (eighteen years ago)

ok i don't like to think about "implied hott animal sex" ever again thx ok

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:05 (eighteen years ago)

hahah Phil 8080 re: Michael Bay. FLOWER: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!*runs and leaps across quickly widening explosion chasm*

Also FERNGULLY hahaha remember FERNGULLY?

nickalicious, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:06 (eighteen years ago)

shakey, i'm overstating the case because it is hilarious but it was a big scandal! the movie poster and the original vhs cover, the castle basically kind of looked like it was made out of dildos. subsequent issuings of the vhs and then the dvd did not have the castle on the cover, because of moms being all uproarious about shit.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:07 (eighteen years ago)

FYI some people may tell you baby skunks don't have their spray glands yet when they are babies. These people are wrong; there is one very stinky llama on my grandparents' farm that will attest to that.

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John Justen, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:07 (eighteen years ago)

hai guys ferngully was not a disney film

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:08 (eighteen years ago)

other NOT disney films before the come up:
all dogs go to heaven
land before time
land before time 2
land before time 3
land after time or whatever it is now
the transformers movie

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:08 (eighteen years ago)

WTF it lost the best ones!

http://www.geocities.com/angelacater/rocknrollhenry.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/angelacater/hippycat75.jpg

n/a, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:09 (eighteen years ago)

haha moms be hatin on dildos

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:09 (eighteen years ago)

ursula was based on divine

and what, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:10 (eighteen years ago)

that was already covered

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:10 (eighteen years ago)

I fully support the live action Disney movie poll, although I fear that we might all kill each other over Black Hole/Pete's Dragon/Escape From Witch Mountain disagreements.

It should be noted that I am far too lazy to actually make this happen.

John Justen, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

guys there were a thousand live-action disney movies, that poll is kind of impossible

ghost rider, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

Where's your dedication to the task at hand?

John Justen, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:13 (eighteen years ago)

Also, is Tuomas allowed to post this poll as he lives in a country where Donald Duck is banned for pantslessness y/n?

John Justen, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

NO SONG OF SOUTH = ILX HATES NEGROES

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

i'm actually trying to do such a thing but the list is...enormous and difficult to whittle down to essentials. i don't want someone bitching because i'm leaving out, like, "around the world in 80 days" (starring jackie chan and steve coogan so actually maybe i personally would bitch about that omission), so i'm having a difficulty.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

also I would like to cast Belle from beauty and beast as besst looking disney heroine, little mermaid based on alyssa milano notwithstanding

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

if I remember correctly there are a shit-ton of nature/animal movies, right...?

maybe I will vote for the one where the dog, the cat, and the bird all team up to find their way home in a heartfelt and touching journey across the country

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

no wait I vote for Shakiest Gun in the West!

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

they based the little mermaid on alyssa milano? have they SEEN alyssa milano?

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

APPLE DUMPLING GANG SEZ FUK U

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:B3SgYYzcRqBuaM:http://members.cox.net/donknotts/knotts-shakiest.jpg

he's trouble

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

I think this is true xpost. she did the voice. I might have belle and ariel mixed up.

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.tshirtwatch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/alyssa-milano-colts-tee.jpg

ghost rider, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)


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