I don't know wtf Gukbe's playing at.
like I was the only one who immediately when there
― Freddy 'The Wonder Chicken' (Gukbe), Thursday, 14 January 2010 01:53 (fourteen years ago) link
gukbe be ruinin your thread six months in the planning
― conrad, Thursday, 14 January 2010 01:57 (fourteen years ago) link
this seems like English, but...?
― wanna be shartin' somethin' (WmC), Thursday, 14 January 2010 02:01 (fourteen years ago) link
now you're helpin him
― conrad, Thursday, 14 January 2010 02:02 (fourteen years ago) link
15 january 2010:
― conrad, Thursday, 14 January 2010 02:03 (fourteen years ago) link
posting the year makes it seem official! soz for ruining your thread.
― Freddy 'The Wonder Chicken' (Gukbe), Thursday, 14 January 2010 02:25 (fourteen years ago) link
you didn't, conrad was concern-trolling
― wanna be shartin' somethin' (WmC), Thursday, 14 January 2010 02:25 (fourteen years ago) link
excellent! i am enjoying this, though this one has led to Gloria Estefan bouncing around my head all day.
― Freddy 'The Wonder Chicken' (Gukbe), Thursday, 14 January 2010 02:29 (fourteen years ago) link
not real trollin just makin fun of u
― conrad, Thursday, 14 January 2010 02:34 (fourteen years ago) link
that's cold shit conrad. suddenly the internet doesn't seem so nice anymore.
― Freddy 'The Wonder Chicken' (Gukbe), Thursday, 14 January 2010 03:25 (fourteen years ago) link
WHOMP
― conrad, Thursday, 14 January 2010 03:33 (fourteen years ago) link
13th January 2*1* - Tomorrow's another day.
― Mark G, Thursday, 14 January 2010 09:33 (fourteen years ago) link
wait so we turned it upside down on the first of the year, then turned it upside down again on the 13th. doesn't that mean it's rightside up now? what if i miss being upside down :(
or maybe it's like one of those glass frames with dyed sand inside, and every time you turn it upside down it creates a new pattern of sand, and it's like life because you can never recapture exactly what you once had.
you can buy those sand things at Knott's Berry Farm, or at least you could in 1993.
― Al Gore invented the internet to house the bitterness of humanity (reddening), Thursday, 14 January 2010 10:37 (fourteen years ago) link
14 January 2010:
Remove a restriction
― wanna be shartin' somethin' (WmC), Thursday, 14 January 2010 13:52 (fourteen years ago) link
I wonder if citing the ilx oblique strategy of the day would cover me in traffic court…
― chicken sandwich CARL!! (Z S), Thursday, 14 January 2010 15:15 (fourteen years ago) link
11 January 2010:Is there something missing, officer?
Is there something missing, officer?
― Mark G, Thursday, 14 January 2010 15:25 (fourteen years ago) link
15 January 2010:
Relaxation is necessary tension.Tension is unnecessary tension.
― wanna be shartin' somethin' (WmC), Friday, 15 January 2010 14:17 (fourteen years ago) link
16 January 2010:
Ask people to work against their better judgement.
― wanna be shartin' somethin' (WmC), Saturday, 16 January 2010 15:28 (fourteen years ago) link
17 January 2010:
The problem with knowing what we want is we just might get it.
― wanna be shartin' somethin' (WmC), Sunday, 17 January 2010 15:13 (fourteen years ago) link
Be careful what you wish for 'cause you just might be repeating a lame old proverb.
― CATBEAST 7777 (ledge), Sunday, 17 January 2010 15:15 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah, I really hate this one. It's from Fripp, not Eno.
― wanna be shartin' somethin' (WmC), Sunday, 17 January 2010 15:22 (fourteen years ago) link
18 January 2010:
Give way to your worst impulse
― wanna be shartin' somethin' (WmC), Monday, 18 January 2010 15:16 (fourteen years ago) link
uh oh.
― Mark G, Monday, 18 January 2010 15:16 (fourteen years ago) link
My actual worse impulse, or what I currently think is the worst?
― mh, Monday, 18 January 2010 15:20 (fourteen years ago) link
You gotta figure that part out yourself.
― wanna be shartin' somethin' (WmC), Monday, 18 January 2010 15:21 (fourteen years ago) link
mine would be "talk too much about self," which is my usual m.o., so...done!
― Maria, Monday, 18 January 2010 15:23 (fourteen years ago) link
you need riskier impulses
― mh, Monday, 18 January 2010 15:26 (fourteen years ago) link
"mh just can't help acting on Impulse" (tag line of old UK TV commercial)
― an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Monday, 18 January 2010 15:56 (fourteen years ago) link
no way I'm going near my worst impulses
― Definition of Sonned (Noodle Vague), Monday, 18 January 2010 16:14 (fourteen years ago) link
well worst impulses on internet are a lot milder than worst impulses in real life
― Maria, Monday, 18 January 2010 16:14 (fourteen years ago) link
19 January 2010:
Look at the order in which you do things
― wanna be shartin' somethin' (WmC), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 14:30 (fourteen years ago) link
20 January 2010:
Do the washing up
― WmC, Wednesday, 20 January 2010 14:11 (fourteen years ago) link
21 January 2010:
The musician and audience are parents to the music.
― WmC, Thursday, 21 January 2010 15:07 (fourteen years ago) link
22 January 2010:
Cascades
― the end times are coming, but they're just the beginning (WmC), Friday, 22 January 2010 14:49 (fourteen years ago) link
is that another 'warm jets' ref
― take me to your lemur (ledge), Friday, 22 January 2010 15:11 (fourteen years ago) link
23 January 2010:
Use an unacceptable color
― the end times are coming, but they're just the beginning (WmC), Saturday, 23 January 2010 15:34 (fourteen years ago) link
24 January 2010:
Consider different fading systems
― the end times are coming, but they're just the beginning (WmC), Sunday, 24 January 2010 14:55 (fourteen years ago) link
25 January 2010:
Get your neck massaged
― the end times are coming, but they're just the beginning (WmC), Monday, 25 January 2010 14:25 (fourteen years ago) link
today's strategy is so true, omgmy neck is hurtin tho
― thatwillultimatelyresultingalaxy-galaxymergersonacosmictimescale (jdchurchill), Monday, 25 January 2010 19:23 (fourteen years ago) link
26 January 2010:
The future is what the present can bear.
― the end times are coming, but they're just the beginning (WmC), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 14:58 (fourteen years ago) link
bummer, I forgot yesterday
― the end times are coming, but they're just the beginning (WmC), Thursday, 28 January 2010 14:46 (fourteen years ago) link
28 January 2010:
Take away the elements in order of apparent non-importance
― the end times are coming, but they're just the beginning (WmC), Thursday, 28 January 2010 14:47 (fourteen years ago) link
Might as well say "apparent importance", he needs to specify if it's most or least important first.
― take me to your lemur (ledge), Thursday, 28 January 2010 14:49 (fourteen years ago) link
― the end times are coming, but they're just the beginning (WmC), Thursday, January 28, 2010 8:46 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark
what a great strategy"forget yesterday"
― thatwillultimatelyresultingalaxy-galaxymergersonacosmictimescale (jdchurchill), Thursday, 28 January 2010 17:50 (fourteen years ago) link
29 January 2010
Take a break
― the end times are coming, but they're just the beginning (WmC), Friday, 29 January 2010 14:47 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.brandchannel.com/images/FeaturesProfile/235_profile_img1_kitkat3.jpg
― take me to your lemur (ledge), Friday, 29 January 2010 14:51 (fourteen years ago) link
30 January 2010:
In total darkness, or in a very large room, very quietly
― the end times are coming, but they're just the beginning (WmC), Saturday, 30 January 2010 16:35 (fourteen years ago) link
31 January 2010:
How we hold our pick is how we organise our life.
― the end times are coming, but they're just the beginning (WmC), Sunday, 31 January 2010 14:29 (fourteen years ago) link
1 February 2010:
Trust in the you of now
― the end times are coming, but they're just the beginning (WmC), Monday, 1 February 2010 15:15 (fourteen years ago) link
dude how many different ways are there to hold a pick? am i missing something with the whole 'between thumb and index finger'?
― Anton Levain (jdchurchill), Monday, 1 February 2010 18:54 (fourteen years ago) link
5 April 2012:
How would you have done it?
― improvised explosive advice (WmC), Thursday, 5 April 2012 14:52 (twelve years ago) link
6 April 2012:
Turn it upside down
― improvised explosive advice (WmC), Friday, 6 April 2012 13:54 (twelve years ago) link
¿ʇɐɥʍ ʍou 'ʎɐʞo
― wrapped sausage stylus (forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 April 2012 14:43 (twelve years ago) link
Turn it upside down twice
― 1986 tallest hair contest (Z S), Friday, 6 April 2012 15:23 (twelve years ago) link
turn it upside down....then shake it really hard til all the money falls out of its pockets
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 6 April 2012 15:27 (twelve years ago) link
8 April 2012:
Remember. Those quiet evenings.
― improvised explosive advice (WmC), Sunday, 8 April 2012 15:17 (twelve years ago) link
10 April 2012:
Don't stress one thing more than another
― improvised explosive advice (WmC), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 14:00 (twelve years ago) link
stress all the things!
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 15:49 (twelve years ago) link
Ha, the last 2 were most pertinent for the extremely stressful 4-day moving house I just did over easter.
― fix it with like some music glue (Trayce), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 00:51 (twelve years ago) link
11 April 2012:
Listen in total darkness, or in a very large room, very quietly
― improvised explosive advice (WmC), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 16:41 (twelve years ago) link
11 april 2012
minute incriments; it can't only go backwards
― arby's, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 17:07 (twelve years ago) link
12 April 2012:
Do the words need changing?
― improvised explosive advice (WmC), Thursday, 12 April 2012 17:45 (twelve years ago) link
Do the sheets need changing? Yes.
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 12 April 2012 17:48 (twelve years ago) link
14 April 2012:
― improvised explosive advice (WmC), Saturday, 14 April 2012 13:28 (twelve years ago) link
15 April 2012:
― improvised explosive advice (WmC), Sunday, 15 April 2012 14:05 (twelve years ago) link
16 April 2012:
What context would look right?
― improvised explosive advice (WmC), Monday, 16 April 2012 13:32 (twelve years ago) link
capitalist system has been pulling this strategy on us for hundreds of years already, amirite brothers & sisters?
― Touché Gödel (ledge), Monday, 16 April 2012 13:35 (twelve years ago) link
17 April 2012:
Reverse
― improvised explosive advice (WmC), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 15:22 (twelve years ago) link
?tahw woN
― boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 April 2012 15:05 (twelve years ago) link
Double reverse!
― Aimless, Thursday, 19 April 2012 15:19 (twelve years ago) link
1 May 2012:
Simple subtraction
(one to mark proximity to #10,000,000)
― improvised explosive advice (WmC), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 22:56 (twelve years ago) link