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(UmyesIwouldlikeonetooIthoughtyougotmyprivatemessagebutapparentlyyoudidn'tsoyeahpleaseonethanks.)

― The Edge Of America (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 22 August 2005 03:57 (twenty years ago)

Dear all:

Jinglesource is staffed by some of the finest jingle artists available on this planet. Many of them have even worked for advertising and television stations, in the former Soviet republics. Each of them has decided to turn his or her back on the jingle-industry limelight and live here in seclusion, beneath the grand Pacific Ocean, writing jingles for you. You will understand if they decline to be identified by name. Take only from them their most inspirational jingle to date:

Adam in Real Life

― John Jacob Jinglesmith, Monday, 22 August 2005 05:18 (twenty years ago)

totally bonkers. they're all pretty good tho.

― geoff (gcannon), Monday, 22 August 2005 05:28 (twenty years ago)

JJJ, please may I have a jingle?

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Monday, 22 August 2005 05:53 (twenty years ago)

Oh, and can i? Please?

Also, can i get one for Amber and Alice? It'd make their day!

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 22 August 2005 06:34 (twenty years ago)

I'd love one.

― C0L1N B... (C0L1N B...), Monday, 22 August 2005 07:03 (twenty years ago)

haha!
i have jingle! thanks so much, that rules.

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 22 August 2005 07:14 (twenty years ago)

I'll bite. Please.

― Sasha (sgh), Monday, 22 August 2005 07:25 (twenty years ago)

now i want michael f. gill to remix mine!
-- mark p (mark.p****...)

Sorry Mark, missed that post. Here is your remix that I just did in 10 minutes :)

― Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Monday, 22 August 2005 07:37 (twenty years ago)

I'd like one too, though whoever it is probably doesn't even know who I am.

― estela (estela), Monday, 22 August 2005 07:41 (twenty years ago)

My word, these are all manner of brilliance!

― Sasha (sgh), Monday, 22 August 2005 07:43 (twenty years ago)

Mine had boobs in it!

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 22 August 2005 07:46 (twenty years ago)

Ah, I think the Adam one is the best so far!

― Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Monday, 22 August 2005 07:47 (twenty years ago)

i guess i'll go for one too.

― Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Monday, 22 August 2005 09:00 (twenty years ago)

"Oh, and can i? Please?"

Mark, what's the Reading Masive one like? I'm stuck at work with no speakers so I can't hear it!

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Monday, 22 August 2005 09:07 (twenty years ago)

Me too.

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 22 August 2005 09:13 (twenty years ago)

haha, very good

: )

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 22 August 2005 09:54 (twenty years ago)

OMG, I'm on the list

― Jeff-PTTL (Jeff), Monday, 22 August 2005 13:03 (twenty years ago)

Can I have one please?

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Monday, 22 August 2005 13:14 (twenty years ago)

i reckon Jinglesource is gonna STORM up the ILX Audioscrobbler charts.

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 22 August 2005 13:45 (twenty years ago)

I love mine!

(though the "working like a dog" part may be somewhat erroneous)

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 22 August 2005 13:55 (twenty years ago)

yeah, i liked Adam's and Jimmy the Mod's jingles best.

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 22 August 2005 13:56 (twenty years ago)

Please find below our current list of confirmed requests. It is somewhat long. Further requests are welcome, but please be advised that wait time for jingle fulfillment may increase along with demand. Thank you for your patience. We are working harder than ever to provide you with world class jingle products.

1. Causistry
2. Jeff-PTTL
3. "dean gulberry"
4. I'm playing it cool but it's terrible cruel / Kate
5. Fetchboy
6. tehRZA
7. the most mysterious regular ilxor
8. I'm Hi, Jared Fogle
9. Paunchy Stratego
10. Anna
11. The Lex
12. Rock Hardy
13. fe zaffe
14. Mike Stuchbery
15. maura
16. Leon C
17. Ned Raggett
18. The Edge of America
19. Jerry the Nipper
20. Amber and Alice
21. C0L1N B ...
22. Sasha
23. estela
24. Lupton Pitman
25. Onimo

― John Jacob Jinglesmith, Monday, 22 August 2005 14:22 (twenty years ago)

Aw, and i Still didn't make the list...

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 22 August 2005 14:23 (twenty years ago)

The Reading Massive product is a sprightly triple-jingle, with one verse applicable to each of the three Reading residents mentioned. You are in there. Get off my jingle-jock.

― John Jacob Jinglesmith, Monday, 22 August 2005 14:37 (twenty years ago)

This is all going to see official release at some point, surely. The world demands it.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 22 August 2005 14:38 (twenty years ago)

.. ok fair enough.

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 22 August 2005 14:44 (twenty years ago)

Jinglemeister, you forgot me! I requested one right after Jeff-PTTL.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Monday, 22 August 2005 15:07 (twenty years ago)

Dearest Homosexual: On behalf of Jinglesource and the Jinglesource Reception Staff, I would like to apologize for our error. Rest assured that the responsible party has been terminated and pumped via airlock out of Jinglesource's underwater bubble dome headquarters, to rest forever in the darkness of the deepest Pacific, his flesh and bones gnawed upon by bioluminescent monsters of the deep.

Dearest Mark: We hope that your feelings were not hurt by our very unprofessional joke. If you are unsatisfied by your role in the "Reading Massive" jingle, please let us know, and we will issue a gift card redeemable for one free jingle consultation and promotional Jinglesource "Dimples the Jinglechimp" plush doll (subject to availability).

Dear all: All further communications (excepting official requests) may be directed to the Jinglesource team via the following e-mail address:

jinglesource (at) gmail (dot) com

― John Jacob Jinglesmith, Monday, 22 August 2005 15:23 (twenty years ago)

Oh, I've changed my mind. I was sitting at work wondering how much better my life would be if I had a jingle. Can I find out, please?

― ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 22 August 2005 15:54 (twenty years ago)

OH, ALRIGHT, I'D LIKE ONE TOO. As long as it sounds like the seventies pop/rock group "Bread."

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 22 August 2005 16:10 (twenty years ago)

http://www.magiclibrary.net/rarities/middle-ages-pied-piper.jpg

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 22 August 2005 16:26 (twenty years ago)

This is brilliant.

Could I have one that goes 'steve steve steve stevem' to the tune of 'D.I.S.C.O.'?

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Monday, 22 August 2005 16:38 (twenty years ago)

Alright, put me on the list for a jingle. I've held out long enough.

― Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Monday, 22 August 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

Dear John Jacob Jinglesmith,

Thank you so much! I'm completely knocked out with my jingle - it's like having all my birthday and Christmas presents at once!

I can't stop smiling :)

― C J (C J), Monday, 22 August 2005 16:44 (twenty years ago)

"Dimples the Jinglechimp".
And yes, thank you! Even if my coprophragic tendencies ARE somewhat exaggerated, it's still classic to have a jingle!

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

They're jingling, baby.

― k/l (Ken L), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:15 (twenty years ago)

i heart mine

― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:21 (twenty years ago)

It's definitely not grody.

― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:23 (twenty years ago)

the OPPOSITE of grody

― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:27 (twenty years ago)

I know, I know.

― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:30 (twenty years ago)

"leon, leon, she's cooler than freon"

― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

It would probably involve either drinking or inhaling the freon.

― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:37 (twenty years ago)

Heavens.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:39 (twenty years ago)

We all know it's you, Ned.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:56 (twenty years ago)

I don't. I think Michael Costello went back to the woodshed and this is what he came up with.

― k/l (Ken L), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:57 (twenty years ago)

I am Mike Skinner now??!!

Thank you so much JJJ!

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 22 August 2005 19:05 (twenty years ago)

The Ronan Jingle will be on every MP3 blog tomorrow.

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Monday, 22 August 2005 22:30 (twenty years ago)

The Ronan one is pretty amazing.

I was listening to a bunch of these right now, and then, quite coincidentally, my iTunes jumped to "Milkman" by Aphex Twin. It seemed not entirely out of line.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 02:57 (twenty years ago)

I can't stop listening to Ronan's theme. It totally kicks ass.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 03:47 (twenty years ago)

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