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Yo bitches, Chapelles show is the best and if any ya'll disagree, I slap the taste out of yo mouth...King Kong aint got shit on me, BITCH

― Rick James, Monday, 19 April 2004 23:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Wayne Brady can act better than Dave

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 05:37 (twenty-two years ago)

mr teeny and I are now communicating exclusively in lil' jon exclamations, this madness must end.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 13:21 (twenty-two years ago)

lil' jon meets lil' jon was excellent. i luvs the king of crunk.

i'd love to have a chappelle/doggy fizzle marathon. who's down?

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Two weeks after a clip episode of failures, they're going a best-of. Chappelle and co. are lazy.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

what's with all the playa hatin' milo?

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.themummies.com/images/releases/albums/hang47up_front.jpg

― Dada, Tuesday, 20 April 2004 19:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I want more funny Chappelle, less Chappelle-that-didn't-work and Chappelle-I've-already-seen.

I think maybe he's trying too hard to fit in a funny catchphrase for each sketch, since that's what has been most popular. Sometimes it works ("Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?")

I was watching some of the S1 DVDs, and noticed that the episode with the pretty white girl singing Dave's thoughts had basically the same homophobic statement that ILM gave 50 Cent a 300-post thread for.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 19:43 (twenty-two years ago)

four months pass...

Haf gotten the season one DVD and am up to episode seven now.

I didn't really get what Mooney's problem with the drug deal scene in "The Godfather" is.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 11:03 (twenty-one years ago)

he has so much to answer for.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 11:09 (twenty-one years ago)

i think chappelle's current position can best be summed up in his "so let me ask you...what don't you people, like?" jab at the vma's. it's probably not a healthy place for a comedian to be, but at least he doesn't seem to be taking himself seriously in the slighest (unlike, oh, eddie murphy circa 85.)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 11:14 (twenty-one years ago)

he has so much to answer for.

A local sportsradio/TV anchorman personality told a story about going out to the first football game at a local university two weeks ago and having a group of frat boys start yelling for his attention with "Yo, nigga!" etc. (trying to be cool). He couldn't believe a bunch of white kids at an expensive private university would even think about yelling that in public, much less at a black man - and blamed it on them watching too many Chappelle Shows.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

You should tell him about rap.

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

And about how FRAT BOYS ARE DUMB.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

there's an old episode of "Def Comedy Jam" where Dave talks about kicking a white friend's ass for saying "what's up, my nigga?"

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 18:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I watched some newish Chappelle stand-up thing on Showtime over the weekend that was funnier than fuck. I like the bit at the end where he was talking about how he only wanted to be a big enough celebrity that he could go to the $5,000 blackjack table in Vegas - not to bet, but to plop his dick down on somebody's shoulder and get away with it.

*on cellphone*
"Honey, you'll never guess whose dick is on my shoulder!"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, I've got that special on tape. I haven't watched it all but I did catch that bit. Good stuff.

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I prefer his stand-up to The Chappelle Show by like a million.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 19:22 (twenty-one years ago)

The content / commercial ratio is certainly more preferable.

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

seven months pass...

The worst Chapelle Show bit EVER:

http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117922148?cs=1&s=h&p=0

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Thursday, 5 May 2005 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

rehab? or illness?

― kyle (akmonday), Thursday, 5 May 2005 17:05 (twenty-one years ago)

In interviews he always seems really whacked out.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 5 May 2005 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

cocaine's a helluva drug.

― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 5 May 2005 17:27 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm guessing illness, though i really hope not...

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Thursday, 5 May 2005 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Chappelle did have pneumonia earlier this year, which delayed work on Season 3; a relapse of this or a new illness is always possible. Still, the fact that Comedy Central had been announcing new episodes beginning 5/31 raises suspicions.

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 5 May 2005 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe comedy central is like "50 MILLION DOLLARS what the fuck were we thinking?" and are trying to renegotiate the contract

― kyle (akmonday), Thursday, 5 May 2005 18:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I bet he pulls a Martin and ends up running down a freeway naked at 4am or some shit like that...

― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 5 May 2005 18:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Skidmore did that?

― Andre Dawson (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 May 2005 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

He looks really uncomfortable and confused in the ads for the new season on the subways here in NYC.

― 57 7th (calstars), Thursday, 5 May 2005 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

apparently they haven't finished filming the season yet b/c he's been unhappy with it so they are putting off the debut until all the eps are in the can.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Thursday, 5 May 2005 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Gawker gossip:

According to a conversation between the [someone playing a key role on the show] and [someone else affiliated with someone on the show], Dave Chappelle has completely gone off his rocker. He is basically AWOL and in need of some serious psychological help. I don’t mean this figuratively. Kiss the season goodbye, and most likely Chappelle will be sued for breach of contract. The guy is just acting nuts right now.

― Mr. Harvey Weinstein (mr harvey weinstein), Thursday, 5 May 2005 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

He's been working nonstop for the past year. Exhaustion, or indeed some mental breakdown, is not "acting nuts". That's offensive.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Thursday, 5 May 2005 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, I don't have the personal relationship with him that you seem to, but I was just reposting some "gossip" (that means it may not be true.)

― Mr. Harvey Weinstein (mr harvey weinstein), Thursday, 5 May 2005 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't lose your cool Dave! It's your currency!

― 57 7th (calstars), Thursday, 5 May 2005 19:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Characterizing mental health issues as "nuts", "off their rocker", etc. offends me deeply.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Thursday, 5 May 2005 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I think they're inferring that he's on the drugs.

― Mr. Harvey Weinstein (mr harvey weinstein), Thursday, 5 May 2005 19:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I just hope that it's not VD related or else this thread title will take on new, unfortunate meanings.

― Mr. Harvey Weinstein (mr harvey weinstein), Thursday, 5 May 2005 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

is 'drawn together' really a hit?

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 5 May 2005 19:48 (twenty-one years ago)

That's a scary thought.

― Leon Federline (Ex Leon), Thursday, 5 May 2005 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I imagine it's illness-related (mental) though drugs wouldn't be out of the question. I don't imagine the season being completely cancelled though.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Thursday, 5 May 2005 19:54 (twenty-one years ago)

http://posters.imdb.com/posters/n/nuts1987_36439.jpg

― kyle (akmonday), Thursday, 5 May 2005 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.loosie.com/words/archives/2005/05/000557.php

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 5 May 2005 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

that article was painfully hard to read. (nb, bad writing, not bad news)

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Thursday, 5 May 2005 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Yea, was it written by Jackie Harvey?

― A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Thursday, 5 May 2005 20:22 (twenty-one years ago)

It reads like a parody of an insufferable blogger!

― A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Thursday, 5 May 2005 20:22 (twenty-one years ago)

i think it was painful on both counts really

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 5 May 2005 20:23 (twenty-one years ago)

well, painful or not to read, it's grim news...

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Thursday, 5 May 2005 20:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude! That guy's writing on a iBook? Dude!

― slightly more subdued (kenan), Thursday, 5 May 2005 21:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Momus should makeout with that guy because they are both great bloggers

― A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Thursday, 5 May 2005 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

here's a pretty underwhelming 'inside story' from newsweek

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7773670/site/newsweek/

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 13:42 (twenty-one years ago)

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