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p.s. masturbation /= hobby

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Friday, 1 October 2004 12:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I have several hobbies! I just can't engage in any of them while I'm at work. Or masturbate, either, for that matter.

It's just a bit weird to be exchanging phone numbers with a former crush who's all, like, famous now. I really can't get my head around it.

― Danger Whore (kate), Friday, 1 October 2004 12:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Besides, that was all *so* this morning. I've moved on now. Whatever. I think I'm coming down with the lurgy or something and this, at least, is killing my sex drive. Hurrah. (At least until I see those libertines slash photos again.)

― Danger Whore (kate), Friday, 1 October 2004 12:19 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.andrewkendall.com/images/photographs/bandshoots/peteandwolfman_220404/main/pete_wolf_35.jpg

Aaahhh, much better.

― Danger Whore (kate), Friday, 1 October 2004 12:24 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't think i've ever encountered ("encountered") anyone with more of a one-track mind

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Friday, 1 October 2004 12:26 (twenty-one years ago)

What track would that be? Freemasons? Lost Rivers of London? Spacerock? Time Team?

Just coz you don't read any other threads I happen to be on... actually, one might say it's you with the one track mind, since I only ever see *you* on the bloody masturbation threads.

― Danger Whore (kate), Friday, 1 October 2004 12:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not horny anymore as I have given up sex forever and ever until the end of time and then after.

― the girl you used to know (luna.c), Friday, 1 October 2004 15:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, that picture above had the same effect on me.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Friday, 1 October 2004 15:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I think it had the opposite effect on me. Does that mean I'm turning into Kate?

― caitlin (caitlin), Friday, 1 October 2004 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

huge cocks slapping your tender mouth

http://i.myspace.com/40/11/411104/5246074_l.jpg

― \(^o^)/ (Adrian Langston), Friday, 1 October 2004 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Am I to assume from this thread that the chestless are all the rage now?

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Sunday, 3 October 2004 05:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Hasn't that always been the case for teh gayz?

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 3 October 2004 07:32 (twenty-one years ago)

kate annoys the fcuk out of me. sorry, kate

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Sunday, 3 October 2004 07:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Lately I've been so horny I found myself fantasizing about a freshman girl who did some "intimate dancing" with me, even though she's hyperactive and too thin for my tastes anyway. I'd never thought I'd sunk to the level of a "senior student drooling for innocent young freshmen", but apparently I have.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 3 October 2004 15:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I just had a sex dream about billy idol!

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Sunday, 3 October 2004 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

masonic boom, i saw the seemingly oh so dreamy carl barat from the libertines in concert last week.

*submits the expression of the many smiling girls in the audience when he took his shirt off to thread*

― splooge (thesplooge), Sunday, 3 October 2004 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Mandee wins.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Sunday, 3 October 2004 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

In the midnight hour, she cried "mo', mo', mo'."

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 3 October 2004 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

BWAHAHAHA!!!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 3 October 2004 20:27 (twenty-one years ago)

amateurist and jw in finding common ground shocka

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Monday, 4 October 2004 00:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Neurotic young men in "scared of women" shockah!

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 4 October 2004 08:15 (twenty-one years ago)

no, i'm not scare of women, you just annoy the fcuk out of me with your incessant obsessive posts about various english scenesters

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Monday, 4 October 2004 08:40 (twenty-one years ago)

-d

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Monday, 4 October 2004 08:40 (twenty-one years ago)

i really didn't mean to write that last night, but i did, and now i'm making it worse. oh well. you seem nice enough.

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Monday, 4 October 2004 08:41 (twenty-one years ago)

oh god ams is it at all possible for you to have an opinion that isn't at once nasty and limp-wristed?

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Monday, 4 October 2004 08:42 (twenty-one years ago)

You know, maybe it annoys the fuck out of me to find obsessive posting complaining about how annoying you find me. You know, like it's not obvious from the title of the thread what it's going to be about.

Should I just whinge about how neurotic and emotionally incapable I am instead? No, I'm sorry, I find that sort of thing boring and tedious and I've wasted too much of my life on it. I'd rather talk about something that I find much more entertaining. And yes, I find circle jerks by hipster boys immensely entertaining.

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 4 October 2004 08:44 (twenty-one years ago)

esoj: i've actually expressed two discrete opinions on this thread:

1. kate seems nice enough
2. her posts about lusting after english scenesters annoy me

no contradiction there!

i'll go back to not reading that which is likely to annoy me!

so i suspect we won't run into each other for another few years!

bye!

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Monday, 4 October 2004 08:49 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry for any frustration i caused kate!

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Monday, 4 October 2004 08:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh dear, what happened to the horny commiseration, this thread has turned ugly all of a sudden.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 4 October 2004 08:51 (twenty-one years ago)

(x-post)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 4 October 2004 08:52 (twenty-one years ago)

seriously, i think this is the first kate post i've read in months upon months, and i got flashbacks to the time when i wasn't as choosy and ended up opening threads in which every other word was "HSA."

this was a lapse, and it shan't happen again. continue commiserating tuomas et al.

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Monday, 4 October 2004 08:54 (twenty-one years ago)

It is called 'the horny commiseration thread', what exactly did you expect to find?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 4 October 2004 08:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha ha, this is an image that has blasted all thoughts of horniness out of my head:

So Not Safe For Work, Natch!

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 4 October 2004 11:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Meh, I'm at work but would love to know what that picture is. I'll never remember if I wait to go home. Text is safe, so a description would be great if anyone's bored.

― tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Monday, 4 October 2004 13:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Jesus that may be the absolutely most unnecessary boredom-induced post I will ever make. Sorry, everyone.

― tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Monday, 4 October 2004 13:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, I'll cover my back and retract the statement about it being the zenith of frivolity.

I'm digging a hole. I'll be quiet.

― tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Monday, 4 October 2004 13:33 (twenty-one years ago)

HI DERE

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Monday, 4 October 2004 13:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Described in worksafe terms...

Musicians whose genitalia you never wanted to see on their websites, Part Deux.

(otherwise refered to as "Does taking drugs really turn your teabags dark?")

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 4 October 2004 13:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Thanks Kate. I'll be sure not to click on it out of work, either ;)

― tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Monday, 4 October 2004 13:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Is it Momus?

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Monday, 4 October 2004 13:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Busted!

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Monday, 4 October 2004 13:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Both wrong. Much, much worse.

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 4 October 2004 13:48 (twenty-one years ago)

TAD?

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Monday, 4 October 2004 13:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Click on the picture already?

Oh wait, I forgot he has no head. It's too gross, even for me.

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 4 October 2004 13:49 (twenty-one years ago)

It's just a penis, man, chill

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 4 October 2004 13:52 (twenty-one years ago)

But it's an icky penis!

It's not icky because it's a penis, it's icky because of whose penis it is!

Plus, manky pube dreads, man.

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 4 October 2004 13:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Michael Gira?

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 4 October 2004 13:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Can you *really* not guess whose penis it is, or are you taking the piss?

I get accused of having a one-track mind, but obviously not one-track enough... (ewww, trackmarks, eewwww, what a turnoff, UGH!!! my toenails hurt)

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 4 October 2004 14:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Jason Spaceman?

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 4 October 2004 14:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not looking at the image....

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Monday, 4 October 2004 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

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