c/d: paris hilton

i kno i need the liz taylor explanation as well

No, I don't think so actually. I just like to think that if she lived now, she'd have a whole shelf up there in the celeb porn section. It has been said she was a total... Well, she spread'em quite easily.

ha. young liz was really somethin

Reading this a little more closely, it looks like some "Hilton biographer" is just spinning a previously-planned charitable donation into a family fite. Why the fuck should I trust Jerry Oppenheimer's word about grand-dad's embarrassment level?

Still, if it's true, it's K-Classique.

"Sexually she was every man's dream; she had the face of an angel and the morals of a truck driver." - Eddie Fisher

so true.

have y'all seen Butterfield 8? CLASSIC.

http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=77154&rendTypeId=4

she won the oscar for it 2.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6922877.stm

Celebrity heiress Paris Hilton has landed a part in the movie version of a futuristic rock musical, according to trade magazine Variety.

She will sing in Repo! The Genetic Opera, which is set in 2056 when the human race is almost destroyed and survival depends on organ transplants.

Director Darren Lynn Bousman, who made all four Saw films, said he auditioned 30 actresses for the part.

"Paris came in and owned it," he told Variety. "She is this role."

The reality TV star has signed up to play the daughter of an organ transplant magnate played by Paul Sorvino, the magazine reported.

no effing way

for a split sec i thght they were doing a musical remake of repo man. *sigh*

paul sorvino?

Aw... gramps is just helping her prepare for her rumoured Mother Theresa role by providing her with the necessary poverty.

so wait is that inheritance story true? so far that australia link seems to be the only original source

it's in the UK's Daily Mail too

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=471657&in_page_id=1773

except that today, it isn't true after all.

Huh? HOw do you mean?

She isn't losing her inheritance after all, says The Newsblad.
http://www.nieuwsblad.be/Article/Detail.aspx?articleID=DMF31072007_032

lol gullible gossip-hounds

hahahaha newsblad!!

Paris Hilton nevertheless not onterfd

Yesterday it appeared reported that Paris beside the inheritance of its father threatened seize because of its life style. Now appears that the blondine must make itself no care: she would not be nevertheless crossed out from its will.

Monday communicated several sources that Barron Hilton its for from its will had obtained because he disagreed with its life style. She will have brought the family at schande. Its stay in the prison was the drop, was then said. Now appears that of that rumour nothing where is.

How much Paris will be exactly inherit of its father now also no longer clear. Yesterday it still concerned 51 millions dollar.

NIEUWSblad. Learn to schpell god damn it.

onterfd: disinherited.
blondine: stupid crackwhore who spreads'em for everyone who holds a camera. err, i mean, girl with blonde hair.

Now appears that the blondine must make itself no care

(xpost) ok ok, I know that it's called Het Nieuwsblad, I'm Dutchophonic, that was just a pathetic joek attempt :-/

(and this appears to be the second time I invented that word too: http://www.google.be/search?hl=nl&q=Dutchophonic :-) )

Dumb blondine.

I'm not blond! Or ine! But yeah, I'm pretty dumb to be even reading crap like this.

Oh shit, I didn't notice that's how you spelled it as well. I'm dumb. I'm blonde. Sorry!

confirmation of the organ harvesting musical:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070801/ap_en_ot/people_paris_hilton

deadpariswithorgansexposedscultpure.jpg

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y123/Eisbaer29/127060734_c70117a025.jpg

is she dead yet

where's paris?

she saved some oompa loompa

She's in Germany looking for a nice boy and promoting champagne in a can.

yea wtf is w champagne in a can

"I changed all the light bulbs to energy safe light bulbs and I'm buying a hybrid car right now," Hilton said, adding she also turned off the lights at home, didn't leave the TV on or the water running when she left the home.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA water running when you leave the house??? who does that?

Surmounter, are you...damaged or something?

yea wtf is w champagne in a can

convenient is what it is

is she dead yet

am i damaged? not too badly. i mean, i have my issues. how bout you? are you damaged? or just annoying?

ewwww. i got so sick from canned sparkling wine (of the sofia coppola variety). it was v popular at open bars for a short time. fruit-flavored prosecco sounds even worse.

i've never even HEARD of it!? doesn't sound appetizing.

seems like it's not available in the us. the sofia stuff went over like a lead balloon, as far as i know.

eh i'll stick to bottles

"RICH® Prosecco comes in a highly attractive golden can packaging -Like High Life?- filled with the best Italian Prosecco, defining a new lifestyle product. -That phrase needed a definition, good... continue- The slim deposit-free 200ml can guarantees optimal handling features. -But it won't fit in any of my witty pun cozys! I'll have to touch aluminum?! Life's a beach, indeed.- RICH® Prosecco is especially popular within the catering industry. There is no waste and glasses are not necessary. -I don't think you guys understand what 'waste' means. Wait, did I miss the news about the beverage can diet? At least we no longer have to pass the landfill-cork problem on to our children's children.- The sparkling gold has already replaced the classic sparkling wine at receptions with increasing frequency. -Sparkling gold, as in the can, because since it's opaque you can't see the sparkling wine anymore, except when it "pays you a return visit" so to speak.- RICH® also offers the highest Vino-Frizzante quality and is an ideal base for mixed drinks. -Sweet! Can I get a this and vodka?- These qualities are not just convincing RICH® partners all over the world, but creating an enthusiasm for the product." -Was this press release tranlated from German with Google Babeldouche? Good work, team.-

She's been really boring/DUD ever since the whole jail thing. I'm so over her.

is she making another album?

yeah. so is lohan.

right. i'm sure that was a welcome turn for lindsay after I Know Who Killed Me -- dive into the studio

i'm sorry but Barron Hilton is hot