All the journals I work on are going to be published in Englande. One of the EIC's was asking me a bunch of questions about how various things worked so they could transfer them to the people who are taking our jobs. I told him that I would be willing to provide consultation on the matter but I required a 300 Euro/hr. compensation rate.
― dan m, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:39 (sixteen years ago) link
This got a good reaction from the faggy thread, so here it is for the general (Chicago) population
Last night I hooked up with this guy http://www.chicagotribune.com/features/food/chi-mxa0926eatcovertexassep26,0,7203650.story and together we fondled a Lutheran minster's privates.
― Jesse, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:39 (sixteen years ago) link
You hooked up with a slab of brisket?
― dan m, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:40 (sixteen years ago) link
^i would
― Jordan, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:40 (sixteen years ago) link
"this guy" = the guy who wrote that article?
― jaymc, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:41 (sixteen years ago) link
I FUCKED A PIECE OF BRISKET AND IT FELT GOOOOOOOOOD!!
― Jesse, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:42 (sixteen years ago) link
Jesse, I am so happy you exist.
A minister! Score!
― kenan, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:44 (sixteen years ago) link
He's related to the mayor.
― Jesse, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:47 (sixteen years ago) link
Wait. The food and wine critic is, not the minister.
me: here i am why does your head hurt? what did you do last night?
Jesse: drank fucked a dude touched a minister
me: where?
Jesse: his dick and balls
me: NO you ahole - where did you drink?
― Jenny, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:49 (sixteen years ago) link
You will all be thrilled to know that I have developed a painful and noticeable zit on my face.
And thus the universe achieves balance.
― kenan, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:52 (sixteen years ago) link
eeew sick gross why do you talk about it new thread plz etc
― dan m, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:52 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh Jenny....
― Jesse, Friday, 28 September 2007 19:06 (sixteen years ago) link
Yes?
― Jenny, Friday, 28 September 2007 19:07 (sixteen years ago) link
Why do you quote our private, intimate conversations?
― Jesse, Friday, 28 September 2007 19:09 (sixteen years ago) link
lol
― Jordan, Friday, 28 September 2007 19:09 (sixteen years ago) link
me: you are not going to bike to work
Jesse: wht? yes i am! i wouldn't i? i have before i will again
me: it's too far you'll never make it they're all gonna laugh at you
Jesse: you're a dumb, dumb cunt
― Jenny, Friday, 28 September 2007 19:13 (sixteen years ago) link
haha i was just going to quote this too! except for that last part.
― Jesse, Friday, 28 September 2007 19:16 (sixteen years ago) link
hey, in case anyone's considering this, I'm probably going to the Wire Festival @ Empty Bottle tonight and Sunday. I've only been to Danny's once, but I thought it was a cool place. Doesn't sound like people are going anymore though. How bout tomorrow night?
― stingy, Friday, 28 September 2007 19:25 (sixteen years ago) link
i think we should set up a sing operation with ross the bikedick. perhaps we could get jordan's skiing accountants on him or something?
― colette, Friday, 28 September 2007 19:40 (sixteen years ago) link
p.s. jesse, don't believe him, size does matter. but why do i suspect you know that already?
i gots new guitar
― n/a, Friday, 28 September 2007 19:54 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm still waiting for the bastard to write back.
― dan m, Friday, 28 September 2007 19:55 (sixteen years ago) link
this afternoon:
sell old guitar to dude for asking price after like 5 minutes of inspection + 2 veggie dogs with everything and sauerkraut but minus tomatos, cream soda at Hot Doug's + go to chicago music exchange and buy new guitar = awesome
― n/a, Friday, 28 September 2007 19:56 (sixteen years ago) link
This is the most expensive guitar I've ever owned, but I think it may have been the cheapest guitar that CME had for sale.
What'd you get?
― Jordan, Friday, 28 September 2007 19:56 (sixteen years ago) link
I took some liberties with the truth...but all in the name of ruining Ross's sanity.
From my friend who is a bike mechanic:
jesse, don't believe him, the size of the bike totally matters! unless you want to rail your crotch when you are not on the seat, get a bike that fits you. and there is NO WAY to "adjust" the height of the bike's frame without maybe welding it.
― Jesse, Friday, 28 September 2007 19:58 (sixteen years ago) link
Congratulations on the guitar!
― kenan, Friday, 28 September 2007 19:59 (sixteen years ago) link
HEY Let's go buy some candy: http://www.dulcelandia.com/en/
― Jenny, Friday, 28 September 2007 19:59 (sixteen years ago) link
yet another stop on the ro-pa culinary tour!
― La Lechera, Friday, 28 September 2007 20:00 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.dulcelandia.com/images/products/449a52ebbce043b7bcead06a223c3510.jpg
― La Lechera, Friday, 28 September 2007 20:01 (sixteen years ago) link
pics of guitar? or link?
― kenan, Friday, 28 September 2007 20:01 (sixteen years ago) link
Srlsy! Have to been to the one one Clark? Somebody have a Helloween party and I will buy a PIÑATA BRUJA and some grape flavored vampire lollipops.
xp - and some sugar skulls!
― Jenny, Friday, 28 September 2007 20:02 (sixteen years ago) link
Sarah and I think that we're having a Hallowweeen party at Courtney's house.
― Jesse, Friday, 28 September 2007 20:02 (sixteen years ago) link
Or mine. But hers is bigger.
i haven't been there, but candy season is upon us...
― La Lechera, Friday, 28 September 2007 20:03 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.dulcelandia.com/images/products/1741e3c79ebd40719a6d20e5a80770ab.jpg
― La Lechera, Friday, 28 September 2007 20:04 (sixteen years ago) link
I want a candy lucha libre mask.
― dan m, Friday, 28 September 2007 20:05 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.hosting4beer.com/uploader/files/1/uadog.png
credit to dan
― Jesse, Friday, 28 September 2007 20:06 (sixteen years ago) link
credit to somethingawful morelike
― dan m, Friday, 28 September 2007 20:06 (sixteen years ago) link
Let's get some candy! Let's get some candy!
Note: I don't even really like candy, particularly. I just want to go to the giant candy store.
― Jenny, Friday, 28 September 2007 20:07 (sixteen years ago) link
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1014/1454783922_1e692a912d.jpg?v=1191010045
It's hard to take a pic of a black guitar without it looking smudgy.
― n/a, Friday, 28 September 2007 20:08 (sixteen years ago) link
Sarah, looks like you're sleeping on the couch.
Also: I keep reading this thread title as "More Bears in More Places".
― Jenny, Friday, 28 September 2007 20:08 (sixteen years ago) link
Prefuse 73 All Tomorrow's Parties 1.0 Shitslime Garbage Can Vs. My MPC
Am listening to ^^
― Jesse, Friday, 28 September 2007 20:09 (sixteen years ago) link
which prefuse? I had a little affair with him for a while there.
Nick, that is an instrument of pure delightful evil.
― kenan, Friday, 28 September 2007 20:11 (sixteen years ago) link
Nice, Nick.
― Jordan, Friday, 28 September 2007 20:17 (sixteen years ago) link
That's exciting, Nick!!
― KitCat, Friday, 28 September 2007 20:19 (sixteen years ago) link
Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick
― La Lechera, Friday, 28 September 2007 20:27 (sixteen years ago) link
otm
― kenan, Friday, 28 September 2007 20:28 (sixteen years ago) link
Nick Nick Nick-Nick Nuh-Nick Nick Nick
― dan m, Friday, 28 September 2007 20:28 (sixteen years ago) link