MEN:SHOW US YOUR WIENERS

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i once wrote a paper on the penis in contempary art, i used lots of freud.

― anthony, Thursday, 11 March 2004 00:43 (twenty-two years ago)

ipsofacto's penis sculpture to thread!

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 11 March 2004 00:45 (twenty-two years ago)

C'mon folks, if you all don't start posting pics of your dicks, how will I be able to photoshop them into a bag? There's the bigger picture to think of here.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 11 March 2004 00:49 (twenty-two years ago)

ouch.

― andy, Thursday, 11 March 2004 00:56 (twenty-two years ago)

honestly, I'm still trying to figure out how to describe mine, and whether or not that gets me off the hook for the breasts thread.

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:14 (twenty-two years ago)

"your fireman is very magical;
if you rub his helmet, he spits in your eye."

― Kingfish Cowboy (Kingfish), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Where I come from, length, circumference, circumcision status, and any notable landmarks is the proper way to describe one's penis.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:16 (twenty-two years ago)

To quote my friend Laura who yelled it out a car window on a roadtrip while passing several construction workers: SHOW US YOUR DICKS!

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Did they?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:17 (twenty-two years ago)

how about this: ringed, wrinkly, medium-sized, friendly, underemployed.

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:17 (twenty-two years ago)

holy shit did I just describe RUE MCCLANAHAN?

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know, I was driving!

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes you did.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:18 (twenty-two years ago)

that was a pretty good x-post luna

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I didn't really have a great need to describe myself, but I felt it would help expiate all my bad karma on ILX from today. I feel clean now.

Funny how making everyone else feel sick does that for me.

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:19 (twenty-two years ago)

if you want to see mine you can email your mom for the pics

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah I thought it was too, sug. Wondertwin powers...

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:20 (twenty-two years ago)

ACTIVATE!

form of...oh never mind

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:21 (twenty-two years ago)

(I couldn't think of anything good)

(Well, I could, but I let it go)

(Well I didn't, but I'm out of batteries)

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I keep reading:

holy shit did I just describe RUE MCCLANAHAN?

I don't know, I was driving!

because I really, really want to see the movie that clips that exchange for the trailer.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I like the idea the twins can't decide on something and they just become random lumps of coagulated matter.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry for saying "clip" and "exchange" and "Rue McClanahan" on a wiener thread.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm NOT sorry for totally breaking this thread. Nick and Matos both actually described their wieners, but it was mine that ended everything. Thank you, and good night.

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:33 (twenty-two years ago)

would it be too crass and derivative to start a WOMEN:SHOW US YOUR PUSSIES thread?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 11 March 2004 03:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 11 March 2004 03:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Appraise Your Genitals

My answer is there.

― LC, Thursday, 11 March 2004 03:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Uh, DB, where is it then?

― Ask For Janice (thatgirl), Thursday, 11 March 2004 03:21 (twenty-two years ago)

don't blame me. blame the hoster who offered. i sent the pics. surely he will be back and host n' post em. (and surely the thread title will then have a new disclaimer to go with it, too... wudge wudge nink nink!)

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 11 March 2004 03:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Tuomas to thread.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 11 March 2004 03:34 (twenty-two years ago)

alright then... these were for a friend for her art project/installment last year. she's in o.c. i never got to see the installment, unfortunately, and it was part of a very large montage of photos of both men and women's privates. (thank you, hoster)

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― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 11 March 2004 03:45 (twenty-two years ago)

DB wins.

― Ask For Janice (thatgirl), Thursday, 11 March 2004 03:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm afraid my genitals are nowhere near as interesting as the ones DB posted. Sorry, humanity.

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Thursday, 11 March 2004 04:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't, it's covered in mustard.

― Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Thursday, 11 March 2004 04:35 (twenty-two years ago)

them penises are all cicumsised. how come?

― :|, Thursday, 11 March 2004 04:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Let us be the judge Matos! Come on, whip it out!

― Ask For Janice (thatgirl), Thursday, 11 March 2004 04:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Mine looks like number 2

― LC, Thursday, 11 March 2004 05:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean the second one donut posted, not like a piece of shit.

― LC, Thursday, 11 March 2004 05:13 (twenty-two years ago)

any other pierced heads here?

― hector (hector), Thursday, 11 March 2004 05:16 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.shaverfamily.org/photos/butter_small.jpg

― BUTTERBROT, Thursday, 11 March 2004 05:38 (twenty-two years ago)

SHIT THAT OUT!!

― BUTTERBROT, Thursday, 11 March 2004 05:44 (twenty-two years ago)

is that vanila ice? yum.

― :|, Thursday, 11 March 2004 05:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I heard the great thing about being a moyel is you get to keep the tips! Badabing, etc.

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Thursday, 11 March 2004 06:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I think maybe I... won't click. Maybe. Yes, I think that would be best.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 11 March 2004 08:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Tuomas to thread.

My penis is uncircumcized, they don't do that in Finland. It's somewhat darker than the rest of my body, but I guess that's the case with most guys. In resting position it's rather small, but when erected it is of average size, and also quite thick, I think. It's quite hairy as well, I've been thinking about whether I should try to shave it, but I haven't had the guts to do that yet.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 11 March 2004 09:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Allegedly I have "admirable girth". Hmmm. Looks pretty normal to me, and i've been in many a communal shower in my time.

And now, to kill the thread, a picture:

http://www.lasguias.com/_contactos/destacado/2pollas/3.jpg

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Thursday, 11 March 2004 10:18 (twenty-two years ago)

someone reads popbitch

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 11 March 2004 10:41 (twenty-two years ago)

That's not normal, right?...otherwise there's something seriously wrong with mine...

xpost

― winterland, Thursday, 11 March 2004 10:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes I nicked it from PB, so sue me. But my, what a thoroughly remarkable "handicap"!

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Thursday, 11 March 2004 10:50 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2000/20000922l.jpg

― Barima (Barima), Thursday, 11 March 2004 11:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I predict the first man to answer this seriously will be Skidmore.

I'm too late to be first at this, but I have a naked full-frontal pic of me that I am happy to send out if anyone has any interest. (I've only sent it to one ILXer so far!)

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 11 March 2004 13:50 (twenty-two years ago)

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