This Is The Thread Where I Say.......Part Seven!

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But without chicks in tight leather outfits.

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Why the FUCK do I end up posting that right after someone's said something about masturbation?

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Hello all. I've been reading less and less of ilx as well, there's just so much and I've just reached a tired-and-headachy level that makes it all seems a little overwhelming.

I wish I was one of those people who could keep a positive outlook on things no matter what is going on.

Me too sometimes. Though some people tell me that's how I am. I was on the phone with a longtime friend once and he said it was amazing how cheery I was all the time. I started crying and told him it wasn't so true. He couldn't hear me crying and went on to talk about how I always had a smile on my face.

My dad is getting major surgery next week. My parents have made it seem like nothing until the other day. Now something that had been made to seem minor is this huge thing with possible paralysis and shit. I talked to him the other day and he said it was about time they fixed his neck. I wanted to express concern, tell him I care about him, all of that, but with his attitude it's really hard to. It's like I can't get to the actual personal side of him. Despite the severity of what's going on with him, I just get a feeling that he'll be okay though. I hope I'm right.

In other news, I got some dark chocolate from the doc's office today and dark chocolate may be the BEST THING EVER.

Woop woop.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)

But without chicks in tight leather outfits.

or maybe there's lots of 'em, and that's how he lasts half an hour. Just like I might think about baseball.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Baseball?

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

best wishes for your dad and yr family, Julia.

xpost, it's a cliche that men think about baseball during s-e-x to, y'know, prolong the magic for their partner's benefit, unless of course their partner says something tender and the male responds with "Steeeeeeee-rike!" then the magic is not prolonged.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

That's why other sports always seem wussy to me, incidentally. No cheerleaders in baseball, cause we don't friggin need em.

That wasn't much related to anything anyone's said except "baseball" and "chicks in tight... outfits."

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you guys last just a few minutes in bed, too?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

And good luck, Julia -- any doctor's office that gives out dark chocolate is truly a magical doctor's office, so that's bound to be a good omen.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

yay! kisses!

― Kingfish Beefstick (Kingfish), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Men usually masturbate with the goal of coming quickly (although women are faster). I'm not offering anecdotes, I just live in the same town as the Kinsey Institute.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:26 (twenty-two years ago)

What is with the kisses and the masturbation today? They're like magnets, or pigeons.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I used to live in the same town as a rasin bran factory, but I couldn't tell you why two scoops are better than one really big scoop!

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm glad pigeons don't work like magnets.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:28 (twenty-two years ago)

but I couldn't tell you why two scoops are better than one really big scoop!

That's why you can't go thirty minutes!

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

*mwah*

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm just in a kissing mood, what can I say? (I suppose I could say I'm in a masturbating mood, too, but really, that's not news, and I'm at work, so barring special circumstances, it ain't happening. Maybe I should go back to being productive and stop talking so much...)

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

SEE? Just like pigeons!

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)

You keep your pigeons away from me, Binky

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Also Horace, good luck. Get in there and kick a little ass. Or a big one.. you know, whatever's handy.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:33 (twenty-two years ago)

No no, I meant the masturbation and the kisses.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Dad's are like that, Julia. I'm betting it's just a facade, though, and if you 'made the first move' he'd love it. Or he'd freak out and not know how to respond. Um, forget I said anything. Hope his surgery goes well, though.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

He tends to freak out. I've tried telling him I love him, and there's just an awkward silence. So I told him I'm thinking about him, and just hoping that he knows how much I care and all of that.

Thanks for the good wishes.

And good luck with the job stuff, Horace.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

H., don't be afraid to jump on your boss's desk and stump a thrilling speech about the rights of the little guy. Don't worry, strings will swell behind you, they always do.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

The ironing, etc...

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

The ironing was not lost on me, aimee

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Thus his pants are pleated.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

*rimshot*

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Worst. Euphemism. Ever.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh ew. It wasn't one, you pervert.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

There were raised voices, (own)chest-thumping, and if I was still a smoker, I'm sure I would have hyperventilated. But once the dust settled, I'm free to f/l to them should I desire, which occassionally, I might, but really, it's time to grow up and burn down the farm.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 20:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh right, *I'm* the pervert around here, you wannabe-wanksta.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 20:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Booyah.

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

(That Booyah was for Horace).

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

So, in other words, you quit?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I said that my efforts would be best applied elsewhere.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Well that sounds coy.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Um, yeah... you are.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Coy and euphimatastic.

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I close my eyes for five minutes, and another branch of life goes on without me;>

Bonjour, all! Sammy, hope you're doing better?

., don't be afraid to jump on your boss's desk and stump a thrilling speech about the rights of the little guy. Don't worry, strings will swell behind you, they always do.

Was rather quiet around here without CP around here to give his suave brand of BS. (All said with lurve, o'course)

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 20:14 (twenty-two years ago)

well I didn't manage to get everything out, but I don't think I really needed to. I don't think my efforts in getting them out would have been best applied in that situation.
The result is actually better than I had hoped for reasons I won't get into, since we managed to both walk out thinking we'd won.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Booyah, indeed.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

p.s. in case anybody cares, now that I have some downtime, I'm pursuing a few other markets, sure, but last night I also started on my novel, a Canadian version of Count of Monte Cristo where in the end everything is resolved through compromise.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha.

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

It's exciting to see Horrace on the thread! And Chris P once again. And Kate! And everyone else. (Please attribute all these exclamation points to my two cups of a coffee and one Barq's in the past few hours)

Meeting with the bandmates went really well. We had loads of fun. They are getting a band van, painting it with their new band logo to look a bit like the Mystery Machine, and getting set up so they can practice IN the band during work lunch breaks. Crazy.

Nick and I signed the lease for the new apartment! YAY! MORE KISSES!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

We had a xmas lunch today with massive amounts of pasta and wine, so now I am falling asleep, so my coworker went on a Starbucks run so that we would be caffeinated, but now I'll just crash when I get home and I'm supposed to be packing. OH WELL.

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Nick and I signed the lease for the new apartment! YAY! MORE KISSES!

Rock! You is flat-owners and tis all good....though the cold now must be frightening.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I think we just had an earthquake! We all felt a rumbling and shaking, went out of the building to see if there was a truck, and people were coming out of other buildings, then one lady's son called from elsewhere in Richmond and had felt it too!

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 21:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Earthquakes are k-sexy.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

!!!!!

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 21:04 (twenty-two years ago)

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