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roffles, allyzay

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 04:27 (nineteen years ago) link

xpost, not yours

― g e o f f (gcannon), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 04:27 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.cutty.org/swh.jpg

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 04:29 (nineteen years ago) link

mixing it up is ok as long as you eventually get to step 6, yanc3y likes vomit!

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 04:29 (nineteen years ago) link

i ordered more wine. different waitress. that makes seven glasses of wine. the ride home will be something.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 04:29 (nineteen years ago) link

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― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 04:30 (nineteen years ago) link

do you at least have her NAME?

― kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 04:30 (nineteen years ago) link

boyz and their toyz and their noize

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 04:31 (nineteen years ago) link

pickle bored up this waitress

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 04:31 (nineteen years ago) link

i do not.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 04:31 (nineteen years ago) link

but waffle house waitresses are supposed to have nametags!

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 04:32 (nineteen years ago) link

easy way to pick up waffle house waitress: play the theme song on the jukebox. they love that. also, no tipping.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 04:33 (nineteen years ago) link

This is CANADIAN Waffle House, dude!!!

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 04:34 (nineteen years ago) link

make a pun about 'covered and smothered' and then jokingly ask her if she wants you to choke her. foolproof.

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 04:34 (nineteen years ago) link

your waffles = zero roffles

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 04:35 (nineteen years ago) link

but DO NOT go out Hutchence style

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 04:35 (nineteen years ago) link

dude mark YOU ARE THE ONE WAFFLING HERE.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 04:35 (nineteen years ago) link

although admittedly my ears perk up anytime blount says 'foolproof'.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 04:36 (nineteen years ago) link

i'd be far too smashed to ride a bike after 7 glasses of wine

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 04:36 (nineteen years ago) link

and thusly we are ROFFLING.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 04:36 (nineteen years ago) link

yes well the jury's still out on that one gem.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 04:36 (nineteen years ago) link

rohyffles

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 04:36 (nineteen years ago) link

why don't we make the WELL HOW MUCH DOES SHE WEIGH joke, jesus.

― g e o f f (gcannon), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 04:37 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.geocities.com/dmorris.geo/swh2.jpg

I AM THE NERDBURGLAR OF LOVE

― Dave M. (rotten03), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 04:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Let me get this straight, you've been typing away furiously at your PowerBook and ordering glass after glass of wine and nothing else?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 04:38 (nineteen years ago) link

I am the king or riding my bike drunk. My tire is flat because of this. I AM GOING TO MISS HOTTIES@CRITICAL MASS ON FRIDAY!!

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 04:38 (nineteen years ago) link

some japanese band just spammed me with this:

yasumi　okano
to me
3:50 pm (6 hours ago)
hello,

We released free online new single "Zouave`s Blue" at (
http://xinlisupreme.fc2web.com/index.html ).
Please listen when it is good.

― kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 04:39 (nineteen years ago) link

not furiously, ned, bemusedly. you'd approve!

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 04:40 (nineteen years ago) link

some call me the space cowboy
some call me the nerdburglar of love...

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 04:43 (nineteen years ago) link

half a glass of wine, then i go home.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 04:43 (nineteen years ago) link

gotta get enough liquid courage in ya, lad, then go get her name at least

― kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 04:45 (nineteen years ago) link

if you don't show her this thread, all is lost.

― Dave M. (rotten03), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 04:45 (nineteen years ago) link

SOME LIKE TO CALL ME MAURICE *guitar lick!*

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 04:46 (nineteen years ago) link

basically, sing her some steve miller. guaranteed.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 04:46 (nineteen years ago) link

write the url on a napkin and give it to her!!!!!!

― Dave M. (rotten03), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 04:47 (nineteen years ago) link

make sure she's watching as you wobble off on your bike, that'll really impress her too!

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 04:47 (nineteen years ago) link

gem otm

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 04:48 (nineteen years ago) link

ignore her, she's a girl - what do THEY know about picking up?!?!?

― Dave M. (rotten03), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 04:48 (nineteen years ago) link

speak to her of the pompatus of love

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 04:48 (nineteen years ago) link

use your bike to drive over all the other bikes outside the shop, Smokey & the Bandit-style

― kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 04:49 (nineteen years ago) link

or just have Jerry Reed around for laffs

― kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 04:49 (nineteen years ago) link

this thread is the classic example of = you get what you pay for

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 04:50 (nineteen years ago) link

i like that url idea "it's my personal web site"

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 04:50 (nineteen years ago) link

haha i'm so picturing mark p doing some crazy tipsy zigzag cycling all over the road and running into a bin or something and popping up all dishevelled but uninjured and the girl waving out of the door after him with a lacy hanky

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 04:50 (nineteen years ago) link

hey when i was in fifth grade i sang "the power of love" to a girl. foolproof.

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 04:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Is she really going out with him?
Well, there she is. Let's ask her
Betty, is that Jimmy's ring you're wearing?
Mm-hmm
Gee, it must be great riding with him
Is he picking you up after school today?
Uh-uh
By the way, where'd you meet him?

I met him at the candy store
He turned around and smiled at me
You get the picture? (yes, we see)
That's when I fell for (the leader of the pack)

My folks were always putting him down (down, down)
They said he came from the wrong side of town
(whatcha mean when ya say that he came from the wrong side of town?)
They told me he was bad
But I knew he was sad
That's why I fell for (the leader of the pack)

One day my dad said, find someone new
I had to tell my Jimmy we're through
(whatcha mean when ya say that ya better go find somebody new?)
He stood there and asked me why
But all I could do was cry
I'm sorry I hurt you (the leader of the pack)

[spoken]
He sort of smiled and kissed me goodbye
The tears were beginning to show
As he drove away on that rainy night
I begged him to go slow
But whether he heard, I'll never know

Look out! Look out! Look out! Look out!

I felt so helpless, what could I do?
Remembering all the things we'd been through
In school they all stop and stare
I can't hide the tears, but I don't care
I'll never forget him (the leader of the pack)

The leader of the pack - now he's gone
The leader of the pack - now he's gone
The leader of the pack - now he's gone
The leader of the pack - now he's gone

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 04:52 (nineteen years ago) link

blount, earlier today i thought at length about "hip to be square". would that work?

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 04:52 (nineteen years ago) link

guys if i don't check in when i get home, call the authorities. i'm starting to worry.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 04:53 (nineteen years ago) link

perhaps you could ask the girl to look after your bike for the night as you're too pissed to ride it, get the bus home and you have an excuse to go say g'day tomorrow?

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 04:55 (nineteen years ago) link

blount, you don't need money, you don't need fame, don't need no credit card to ride this train.

c'mon ride the train, it's a choo choo, ride it*

*is that wtf they are singing?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 04:55 (nineteen years ago) link

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