Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

Some people say "what's that picture doing there" but I say "OH BONDAGE UP YOURS!!"

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chaki is also weird, and also rude

aww look at little Lindsay Nicole G =)

i don't mind or anything, but isn't calling people weird kindof junior highish? wasn't that the thing we said before we understood that differences are like a good thing? that being unique is good? i mean now, i think it's pretty much a given that being weird is a positive thing, if you're the good kind of weird :-)

n e way, just a thought.

i wish lindsay lohan would come out with a really fucking weird album, laden with grunts and synths. that would make us all think. for a minute.

as in like, one person mounts another? as in like, one person mounts another? as in like, one person mounts another? as in like, one person mounts another? as in like, one person mounts another? as in like, one person mounts another? as in like, one person mounts another? as in like, one person mounts another? as in like, one person mounts another? as in like, one person mounts another? as in like, one person mounts another? as in like, one person mounts another? as in like, one person mounts another?

wtf

surmounter, don't change for anyone

That is exactly what I was just thinking. xpost

n e way

aww thanks gff, that's sweet. ur sweet too, adam schefter, and i imagine a total hunk ;)

can you go back to yelling at us for being negative and stop creeping me the fuck out?

http://scoopsnoodle.com/adam_schefter/yoko.jpg

that picture really does win everything, and should be on every thread

well done

also, it's weird to realize that Schefter is so much better looking than Yoko.

sorry ghost rider, didn't mean to ruffle yo feathas

Teen Challenge founder, the Rev. Jimmy Jack, on his recent telephone conversation with La Lohan:

"It was short. Just five minutes. I caught her at dinner. I told her that we're here for her and we love her and that God has a special plan for her life. I feel like it was somehow in the province of God that I got through, because not even Mike could get through on the cell phone. It was just a God thing."

yo surmounter weird is bad when it's meant in the you seem totally creepy and btw tactless sense!

tactless?? geez, sorry you feel that way tombot, yo

out of curiosity, how was i tactless?

frighteningly OTM comment about LL's mom on Defamer:

it occurs to me now that amy poehler was actually playing Dina in "mean girls"...

ban surmounter

:-( not nice.

Calum Best sex tape?

i reiterate

OK, i'm pretty sure we get it...

do we really, though?

http://readbangkokpost.com/images/redcard.jpg

i mean, i get the fact that Eppy wants me banned... i feel like he/she's made that pretty clear.

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The Times weighs in.

i love it when the Times weighs in on things like this, the high-culture perspective on Lindsay.

I mean nothing new said in the article, really. She should just get her act together cuz she is fun to watch and it is too bad.

Creepy "Lindsay needs God" segment on Scarborough right now with Lohan's dad and his pastor. They keep showing that passed out pic.

is her dad wearing that mesh shirt?

fuck if I know, that was three hours ago

trust me, you'd remember

I think maybe it was a suit. I dunno I was listening more than watching.

Scarborough was all like "lol so her mom's crazy too right? lol so ya think lindsay's gonna DIE?" and LoDad wasn't taking the bait all that much.

The mighty have fallen. Again.

http://gawker.com/news/wtf/lindsay-lohan-arrested-in-second-dui-today-281698.php

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CHOW YOU'RE IN LA DO SOMETHING

Lohan turned 21 this month and is not really expected to see 22.

ha

NO FUCKING WAY

not sure if you mean that

HA actually i do

oh lindsay!

OMG WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS?

well hell when i got arrested i sure as hell didn't wanna deal with it again, just on a fucking logistical level.

stupid boitch. how hard is it to hire a driver? and why don't her ppl just keep her out of the fucking car?

UPDATE: She was arrested because she was chasing another car (Samantha's?) And she had cocaine in her pants pocket. She blew a .12 or a .13, which was illegal even back when drunk driving laws were tailored to allow people to actually exist in Los Angeles.

sigh

dumb dumb

damn, girl

I was just coming here to post this. So fucking stupid.

hi

hi! :-)